Stormy Martini
storminamartini.bsky.social
Stormy Martini
@storminamartini.bsky.social
Chaos and such. Mostly posting about performance art/gaylor theories, queer and entertainment history, and likely a fair bit of politics... after all they all go hand in hand. Vive la resistance comrads
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Friends from Minneapolis reporting to me that things are at the point where folks are being hidden in other people's houses and we are in the "again" part of "never again" which the "never" was supposed to preclude
February 10, 2026 at 10:54 PM
Just gonna leave this right here...
February 10, 2026 at 9:26 PM
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‼️I think the pink, teal/turquoise, and yellow color pairing is a bigger than we realize with the NRs. When Bad Bunny is singing Voy a llevarte a PR he heads to the pink roof with a yellow stripe he sings SOLTERO (single) before he falls into a blue painted room.
February 9, 2026 at 10:52 PM
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Honestly if you told me as a kid one day there’d be a lesbian singing America the Beautiful at the Super Bowl, well, I definitely wouldn’t have believed you. #SuperBowl
February 8, 2026 at 11:27 PM
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Wait so four relationships and four objects -
1. Friendship
2. Couples
3. Pets
4. Co-workers

1. Rubbish
2. Rock
3. Cactus
4. Stapler

And there are 4 objects on the 'no inanimate objects' sign
February 9, 2026 at 9:06 PM
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When politicians will not speak - people must. The city belongs to all voices. #publicsydney
February 9, 2026 at 6:47 AM
WHYYYY DIDN'T ANYONE TELL ME THERE'S A 7 ON THE BACK OF THE IBYTAM CAKE THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING
February 9, 2026 at 8:17 AM
🤨🤨🤨
February 9, 2026 at 7:24 AM
Napoleon Dynamite...
TNT....
🧨
February 9, 2026 at 7:03 AM
Because I haven't seen anyone mentioning this... Remember when these were everywhere..

Hang in there Kitty! (the showgirl, Kitty)
February 9, 2026 at 6:25 AM
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February 9, 2026 at 2:03 AM
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the bushes were people 😂
February 9, 2026 at 2:26 AM
One of the first connections I made, though didn't know what to do with, was notice how the pattern of album releases seem to be mirrored coming out from Midnights .. it looked like this (emojis just for demonstration):
Oh my god I JUST FOUND A PATTERN and I don’t know how I’ve never seen it before!!!!!

Forever I have thought of Lover and Midnights as connected. Showgirl is feeling more and more connected to both Lover and Midnights. This thread is talking about how Lover and Midnights both have 4 vids- cont 🧵
We got Anti Hero first with Midnights and We got Fate of Ophelia first with TLOAS. There were def FOO and Anti hero connections, and now we have very clear bejeweled parallels in the second MV with Opalite. Will we get two more and have a video for each of the Midnights vids?
February 9, 2026 at 2:59 AM
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Oh my god I JUST FOUND A PATTERN and I don’t know how I’ve never seen it before!!!!!

Forever I have thought of Lover and Midnights as connected. Showgirl is feeling more and more connected to both Lover and Midnights. This thread is talking about how Lover and Midnights both have 4 vids- cont 🧵
We got Anti Hero first with Midnights and We got Fate of Ophelia first with TLOAS. There were def FOO and Anti hero connections, and now we have very clear bejeweled parallels in the second MV with Opalite. Will we get two more and have a video for each of the Midnights vids?
February 8, 2026 at 7:47 PM
June 13, 1934: ‘No picture shall be produced that will lower the moral standards of those who see it. Hence the sympathy of the audience should never be thrown to the side of crime, wrongdoing, evil or sin.' - PCA, collectively agreed by Hollywood Studios and the origin of "morality" clauses.
February 9, 2026 at 1:51 AM
Alex Pretti was executed. Renee Good was murdered. They want a fight, so give it to them
January 26, 2026 at 8:46 PM
You can't be a gaylor without being a progressive. You can't support queer people and defend the current system of control and oppression. We need to support every attempt for hope and humanity in the face of fascism - which seeks to strip us of every warm, enjoyable aspect of our lives.
January 26, 2026 at 8:44 PM
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Abolish ICE is not enough.

Stern words for Greg Bovino or Kristi Noem is not enough.

We need prosecutions and trials.

Anything short of this position fails to address the gravity of this moment.
January 26, 2026 at 6:10 PM