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whatever mf came up with the word “skulduggery” really popped tf off
August 24, 2025 at 6:11 AM
whatever mf came up with the word “skulduggery” really popped tf off
guys please stop doing hear-me-outs of normal women who are like 8 or 9s (i.e. hawkgirl). you gotta go with something like “the water from The Abyss (1989)”
July 15, 2025 at 5:20 AM
guys please stop doing hear-me-outs of normal women who are like 8 or 9s (i.e. hawkgirl). you gotta go with something like “the water from The Abyss (1989)”
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bro etsy keeps taking down my luigi stickers for “glorifying violence” and tiktok gave me a strike for advertising them 😭 a girl cannot win
February 23, 2025 at 9:35 AM
bro etsy keeps taking down my luigi stickers for “glorifying violence” and tiktok gave me a strike for advertising them 😭 a girl cannot win
sometimes i forget that before starting a cult jesus was just like making chairs n shit
December 22, 2024 at 9:25 PM
sometimes i forget that before starting a cult jesus was just like making chairs n shit
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my takeaway from Andor Ep 1 is we have reached the point where the absolute least interesting thing in Star Wars are the Jedi
June 12, 2024 at 8:07 PM
my takeaway from Andor Ep 1 is we have reached the point where the absolute least interesting thing in Star Wars are the Jedi
star wars fans absolutely FUMING that the latest episode of the acolyte passed the bechdel test
June 12, 2024 at 9:24 PM
star wars fans absolutely FUMING that the latest episode of the acolyte passed the bechdel test
summer’s been fun but i can’t wait for autism 🍁
September 7, 2023 at 2:53 AM
summer’s been fun but i can’t wait for autism 🍁
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microdosing human connection by going online
August 29, 2023 at 9:10 AM
microdosing human connection by going online
gonna watch guardians 3 without crying! not today, but probably eventually
August 27, 2023 at 4:01 AM
gonna watch guardians 3 without crying! not today, but probably eventually
thinking about the heimlich from a bugs life pocket pussy
August 26, 2023 at 8:44 PM
thinking about the heimlich from a bugs life pocket pussy
jukebox hero vs touchtunes villain
August 25, 2023 at 11:23 PM
jukebox hero vs touchtunes villain
just saw a lil lizard and it’s crazy to think dinosaurs looked like that but hella zoomed in
August 22, 2023 at 8:08 AM
just saw a lil lizard and it’s crazy to think dinosaurs looked like that but hella zoomed in
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bro your tits are lowkey crazy
August 16, 2023 at 3:09 AM
bro your tits are lowkey crazy
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🇺🇸RONALD REAGAN FUN FACT🇺🇸
he’s still dead. :)
he’s still dead. :)
July 24, 2023 at 10:37 PM
🇺🇸RONALD REAGAN FUN FACT🇺🇸
he’s still dead. :)
he’s still dead. :)
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I feel like the new logo is the embodiment of Axe body spray, if it were an app. I feel icky every time I go there now.
July 25, 2023 at 1:07 AM
I feel like the new logo is the embodiment of Axe body spray, if it were an app. I feel icky every time I go there now.
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i can’t wait to deadname twitter
July 24, 2023 at 3:05 AM
i can’t wait to deadname twitter
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oh fuck!!! shes got a gun!!!!!!!!!!
July 24, 2023 at 8:29 PM
oh fuck!!! shes got a gun!!!!!!!!!!
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HEY NEW FRIENDS!!! FIRST DAY ON BSKY? HERE'S SOME HELPFUL TIPS TO HELP YOU FIT IN WITH THE COMMUNITY!
1) eat shit and die
2) fuck off
3) suck my nuts from the back and choke on them
4) literally drive your car off the roof of a parking garage
5) go to hell
6) suffer
1) eat shit and die
2) fuck off
3) suck my nuts from the back and choke on them
4) literally drive your car off the roof of a parking garage
5) go to hell
6) suffer
July 24, 2023 at 6:03 PM
HEY NEW FRIENDS!!! FIRST DAY ON BSKY? HERE'S SOME HELPFUL TIPS TO HELP YOU FIT IN WITH THE COMMUNITY!
1) eat shit and die
2) fuck off
3) suck my nuts from the back and choke on them
4) literally drive your car off the roof of a parking garage
5) go to hell
6) suffer
1) eat shit and die
2) fuck off
3) suck my nuts from the back and choke on them
4) literally drive your car off the roof of a parking garage
5) go to hell
6) suffer
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bluesky now has a a brief, opportune window to rebrand itself as "twitter"
July 24, 2023 at 1:42 PM
bluesky now has a a brief, opportune window to rebrand itself as "twitter"