Andrew
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Old Soviet joke for today:
A man walks into a newsstand every day, looks around, and leaves.
After a long time of this, the owner says “Can I help you find something?”
“I’m looking for the obituaries.”
“The obituaries are in the back of the newspaper, comrade.”
“Not the one I’m looking for.”
A man walks into a newsstand every day, looks around, and leaves.
After a long time of this, the owner says “Can I help you find something?”
“I’m looking for the obituaries.”
“The obituaries are in the back of the newspaper, comrade.”
“Not the one I’m looking for.”
August 30, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Old Soviet joke for today:
A man walks into a newsstand every day, looks around, and leaves.
After a long time of this, the owner says “Can I help you find something?”
“I’m looking for the obituaries.”
“The obituaries are in the back of the newspaper, comrade.”
“Not the one I’m looking for.”
A man walks into a newsstand every day, looks around, and leaves.
After a long time of this, the owner says “Can I help you find something?”
“I’m looking for the obituaries.”
“The obituaries are in the back of the newspaper, comrade.”
“Not the one I’m looking for.”
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Pumpkin! Based on 😂🦈🎃 emojis
#characterdesign
#characterdesign
March 19, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Pumpkin! Based on 😂🦈🎃 emojis
#characterdesign
#characterdesign
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I just want my boy Denji to have a lady be nice to him with zero ulterior motives. Like he is a dumdum, I get that. He is also just so profoundly traumatized by pretty much every relationship he has ever had. Somebody please step in and give him a hug that doesn’t end with a kick to his nuts.
#CSM
#CSM
February 11, 2025 at 3:19 PM
I just want my boy Denji to have a lady be nice to him with zero ulterior motives. Like he is a dumdum, I get that. He is also just so profoundly traumatized by pretty much every relationship he has ever had. Somebody please step in and give him a hug that doesn’t end with a kick to his nuts.
#CSM
#CSM
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if you’re 25 years old with control of the entire treasury system and you don’t delete every student debt file, you are the biggest loser the world has ever seen
February 4, 2025 at 12:04 PM
if you’re 25 years old with control of the entire treasury system and you don’t delete every student debt file, you are the biggest loser the world has ever seen
HBO has really cornered the market on dudes hangin dong in their shows.
January 25, 2025 at 3:02 PM
HBO has really cornered the market on dudes hangin dong in their shows.
Aaaaaahhhhhhhhhh
That is all
That is all
January 21, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Aaaaaahhhhhhhhhh
That is all
That is all
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Nude early concept art of Jar Jar Binks is real and can hurt you
January 18, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Nude early concept art of Jar Jar Binks is real and can hurt you
My home town is on some real nonsense.
January 17, 2025 at 5:31 PM
My home town is on some real nonsense.
Fortiche looking at my match history and deciding what characters to adapt.
January 8, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Fortiche looking at my match history and deciding what characters to adapt.
I cannot objectively gauge the quality of the sonic the hedgehog 3 as a movie. It was made for the middle schooler inside of me. And he popping off in that theater.
January 7, 2025 at 11:13 PM
I cannot objectively gauge the quality of the sonic the hedgehog 3 as a movie. It was made for the middle schooler inside of me. And he popping off in that theater.
Out of context CSM panel from the latest chapter. I fucking love this manga.
January 7, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Out of context CSM panel from the latest chapter. I fucking love this manga.
Why on earth is transformers 2 so god damn horny. Like multiple jokes where the punch line is that something is humping something else.
January 4, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Why on earth is transformers 2 so god damn horny. Like multiple jokes where the punch line is that something is humping something else.
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So we're really going through with a new year? after the last one??
December 31, 2024 at 11:50 PM
So we're really going through with a new year? after the last one??
I came to Creature Commandos for the funny robot that kills Nazis, not to cry at weasels backstory.
December 30, 2024 at 4:23 PM
I came to Creature Commandos for the funny robot that kills Nazis, not to cry at weasels backstory.
The reze arc in chainsawman might just be my favorite and the trailer for the movie adaptation has me unspeakably thrilled.
December 22, 2024 at 3:56 AM
The reze arc in chainsawman might just be my favorite and the trailer for the movie adaptation has me unspeakably thrilled.
Presents are nice wrapped up. Mostly. Still waiting for a couple but good lord this is my least favorite pet of Christmas.
December 21, 2024 at 6:39 PM
Presents are nice wrapped up. Mostly. Still waiting for a couple but good lord this is my least favorite pet of Christmas.
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hypothetically, would it be considered an actionable threat to start emailing other insurance CEOs a simple "you're next"? completely unrelated to current events btw
December 4, 2024 at 11:51 PM
hypothetically, would it be considered an actionable threat to start emailing other insurance CEOs a simple "you're next"? completely unrelated to current events btw
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The Moscow puppet government in Georgia decided to attack pro-democracy protestors with water cannons, pepper spray, tear gas, and rubber bullets, the protestors responded with the equivalent of a fireworks mini gun. #georgiaprotests
November 30, 2024 at 9:56 PM
The Moscow puppet government in Georgia decided to attack pro-democracy protestors with water cannons, pepper spray, tear gas, and rubber bullets, the protestors responded with the equivalent of a fireworks mini gun. #georgiaprotests