Bo Mandoe Presents
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author and woodworker. lover of good palindromes and all forms of wordplay
why are there no dividers in the shipping lanes???
January 11, 2026 at 5:14 PM
why are there no dividers in the shipping lanes???
you store your apples in barrels
-fortune cliche
-fortune cliche
January 10, 2026 at 6:07 PM
you store your apples in barrels
-fortune cliche
-fortune cliche
Robin Hood, after splitting his arrow: sometimes you just have to shoot your shot!
January 10, 2026 at 4:21 PM
Robin Hood, after splitting his arrow: sometimes you just have to shoot your shot!
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I hope, when this is over, you can buy little chunks of the white house in museum gift shops like they did with the berlin wall
January 8, 2026 at 3:12 PM
I hope, when this is over, you can buy little chunks of the white house in museum gift shops like they did with the berlin wall
oops we crossed streams
January 5, 2026 at 12:34 AM
oops we crossed streams
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Since there were no after school specials on the weekend we had to resist all of the destructive temptations of adolescence on our own, often by taking a shitload of safe non-addictive specials
January 4, 2026 at 6:41 PM
Since there were no after school specials on the weekend we had to resist all of the destructive temptations of adolescence on our own, often by taking a shitload of safe non-addictive specials
My grandpa died on a dirt bike.
It was a two stroke.
It was a two stroke.
January 4, 2026 at 5:40 PM
My grandpa died on a dirt bike.
It was a two stroke.
It was a two stroke.
December 28, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Who would win in a fight between the Bene Gesserit and the Aes Sedai?
December 25, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Who would win in a fight between the Bene Gesserit and the Aes Sedai?
actually, Lewis Carroll stole the idea for Alice in Wonderland from Super Mario Bros
December 24, 2025 at 5:09 PM
actually, Lewis Carroll stole the idea for Alice in Wonderland from Super Mario Bros
if three men walk into a bar,
you need to raise the bar
you need to raise the bar
December 21, 2025 at 5:15 AM
if three men walk into a bar,
you need to raise the bar
you need to raise the bar
you call it an old tire in a ditch, I call it a bad roll model
December 15, 2025 at 11:01 PM
you call it an old tire in a ditch, I call it a bad roll model
scavengers: please prey for me
December 13, 2025 at 6:10 PM
scavengers: please prey for me
the ‘we’re in the same boat!’ to ‘we’re in the wrong boat!’ pipeline
December 12, 2025 at 5:45 PM
the ‘we’re in the same boat!’ to ‘we’re in the wrong boat!’ pipeline
Tonight’s double feature is the biopic of Ed Sheeran, starring Steve Zahn; followed by the biopic of Steve Zahn, starring Ed Sheeran.
December 10, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Tonight’s double feature is the biopic of Ed Sheeran, starring Steve Zahn; followed by the biopic of Steve Zahn, starring Ed Sheeran.
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If you know what you're doing then know it quietly, I'm trying to make an outline for a step by step subjectivity I can believe in over here
November 30, 2025 at 8:08 PM
If you know what you're doing then know it quietly, I'm trying to make an outline for a step by step subjectivity I can believe in over here
until we yeet again
November 19, 2025 at 5:45 AM
until we yeet again
there’s suddenly a lot more people who want to see trump go down
November 15, 2025 at 11:49 PM
there’s suddenly a lot more people who want to see trump go down
expecting some sort of snaparound from the extremists soon but like three times as bad as imaginable
November 15, 2025 at 1:59 AM
expecting some sort of snaparound from the extremists soon but like three times as bad as imaginable
chickens with salmonella are just trying to help us get to the other side
November 13, 2025 at 11:55 PM
chickens with salmonella are just trying to help us get to the other side
I’m not sure my sadness was ever recognized as sadness before being stigmatized as anger
November 12, 2025 at 11:46 PM
I’m not sure my sadness was ever recognized as sadness before being stigmatized as anger
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Cancel your federal government+ subscription
November 10, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Cancel your federal government+ subscription
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You know how when you uncover enough universal truths you reach a free personal one, I just got a realizations on off switch
November 10, 2025 at 5:40 AM
You know how when you uncover enough universal truths you reach a free personal one, I just got a realizations on off switch
I’m not so sure about this tree…
November 8, 2025 at 4:24 AM
I’m not so sure about this tree…