Last Of The Summer Wine – The Loxley Lozenge (BBC1, 1984). Wesley needs help with an exciting discovery. Nothing Xmassy, razor thin plot & featuring an infamous "old men rolling down hill" gag, but the leads are all on top form, the script shines with wit & whimsy, and it's damn funny.

That link to Nairn Across Britain is worth a click, by the way, to see someone enthusing about buildings and canals and landscape – and for this appropriately festive end title

Why can they not make a cache that clears itself?

Copilot made me SO angry. Microsoft turned it on automatically, so as I was using Word, its stupid icon appeared by every paragraph, offering (read: insisting) to re-write everything I was writing.

I dropped everything and wasted like an hour trying to figure out just how to turn that OFF.

...that's still bigger than the houses.

A Mark 3 Mini 1000 😍

I want to be in a meeting when someone knocks on the door and goes “Telegram for Goodfellow” and I open it and it’s a picture of my cat

😐

That skeleton looks like how I feel most mornings.