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@subvertebra.bsky.social
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ntv creative doing objectively too much. vert (like ‘green’) ⚡️ he/him, 30s, 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️♿️ ⚡️ 🔞 NSFW ⚡️ #vertart ⚡️ fanart: #osteARTomy → twitch.tv/subvertebra → patreon.com/subvertebra → linktr.ee/subvertebra 🎨 model vgen.co/visceralhit icon vgen.co/theangorabunnie
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subvertebra.bsky.social
🌈 happy pride 🌈

hey, i'm vert, one of your local disabled indigiqueer creatives.

i do a lot of things spread across the internet, and i could really use your support, so here's your monthly Vert Masterpost.

twitch ⚡️ youtube ⚡️ subvertebra.itch.io ⚡️ vgen ⚡️ editing ⚡️ portfolio
All links mentioned in alt text are in main post!

An "About Me" graphic with a Two-Spirit pride flag background.

HAPPY PRIDE BABY!

Hey! You can call me Vert. I'm a disabled, Native, queer creator who does a whole hell of a lot of stuff on the internet, including self-publishing, streaming, and the occasional visual art piece.

Super to-the-point this time: I'm disabled and I've been out of traditional employment for a long time, and I need to pay bills. You should hire me, or tell your friends to hire me.

Stay creepy. A "What I Do" graphic with a transgender pride flag background.

I stream and make videos on my Twitch and Youtube accounts, both under "subvertebra". You can expect things like Soulsborne games, coworking, creative talk, and general chaos. I also make things to publish on itch.io, under "subvertebra". You can expect sexy speculative fiction, meaning sci-fi, fantasy, and horror; dark themes; and awful men and men-adjacent people. A "VGen Services" graphic with a nonbinary pride flag background.

I do graphic design on VGen, under "subvertebra", for streamers and websites, such as Twitch panels, content schedules, and website buttons. I also have a "sponsor me" listing where I get to work on personal projects and you get to be the first to see them. A "Self-publishing services" graphic with an asexual pride flag background.

I do fiction editing and project design, which you can find on my carrd. I offer developmental, line, and copy editing; formatting + proofreading; cover typesetting; and flexible rates. I've worked on a number of books, including Beyond Bringers by VisceralHit; Bloodbound by LilyFlower; Knives In Your Eyes, The Night Prince & The Rosefinch, and Angel/Pearl by Friction Press; and As The Devil Drives by Rhem T. Bright.

My full portfolio is on my in-progress neocities site.
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alilyflower.bsky.social
Apparently its lesbian day? I love lesbians, they're amazing. I kinda am one (gender and sexuality are complicated, anyway). Want to read about some lesbian vampires? Catch up on Bloodbound before part four comes out!

linktr.ee/lilyflowerbo...
Bloodbound (All Published Parts) by ALilyFlower
All published parts of a serial story about queer vampires, power, and autonomy
alilyflower.itch.io
subvertebra.bsky.social
STREAM END! we got one of four mouths total. more cannibalism streams to follow because apparently watching us stare each other down until our hunger bars got high enough was enriching for chat.

thank you @arlydarkfire.bsky.social for the raid!!! rip capybara mirage.

see u tomorrow for coworking 🫡
subvertebra.bsky.social
⚡️ STREAM @ 2PM EDT ⚡️

PEAK again. ""halloween"" themed because i'm bribing v into getting evil achievement mouths with me. we'll probably also try to win, or something?

see you in two hours 👁‿👁

💀 → twitch.tv/subvertebra
🍄 → twitch.tv/visceralhittv
Stream graphic using the PEAK splash art, advertising a stream with Vert and V at 2:00PM Eastern today. Their chibi emote heads are overlaid atop the Peak scout faces. An arrow points to V's scout pulling someone up a cliff and says, "This looks far more wholesome than what we're getting up to."
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subvertebra.bsky.social
⚡️ real cannibalism hours ⚡️

who said that. we're good boys. come hang out

💀 → twitch.tv/subvertebra
🍄 → twitch.tv/visceralhittv
subvertebra.bsky.social
⚡️ real cannibalism hours ⚡️

who said that. we're good boys. come hang out

💀 → twitch.tv/subvertebra
🍄 → twitch.tv/visceralhittv
subvertebra.bsky.social
ok ~500 words before stream. not bad not bad not bad [looks at the daily goal] Fuck—
subvertebra.bsky.social
see u in half an hour
subvertebra.bsky.social
⚡️ STREAM @ 2PM EDT ⚡️

PEAK again. ""halloween"" themed because i'm bribing v into getting evil achievement mouths with me. we'll probably also try to win, or something?

see you in two hours 👁‿👁

💀 → twitch.tv/subvertebra
🍄 → twitch.tv/visceralhittv
Stream graphic using the PEAK splash art, advertising a stream with Vert and V at 2:00PM Eastern today. Their chibi emote heads are overlaid atop the Peak scout faces. An arrow points to V's scout pulling someone up a cliff and says, "This looks far more wholesome than what we're getting up to."
subvertebra.bsky.social
⚡️ STREAM @ 2PM EDT ⚡️

PEAK again. ""halloween"" themed because i'm bribing v into getting evil achievement mouths with me. we'll probably also try to win, or something?

see you in two hours 👁‿👁

💀 → twitch.tv/subvertebra
🍄 → twitch.tv/visceralhittv
Stream graphic using the PEAK splash art, advertising a stream with Vert and V at 2:00PM Eastern today. Their chibi emote heads are overlaid atop the Peak scout faces. An arrow points to V's scout pulling someone up a cliff and says, "This looks far more wholesome than what we're getting up to."
subvertebra.bsky.social
now my ~brand is bones, horror, and—according to many people—things bsky doesn't want me to utter on main. fork found in kitchen.
subvertebra.bsky.social
we were like. well that's the coolest captcha i've ever seen. cancel every plan use that as your username from now on. and now it's been Aa a a a lmost 20 years oh dear oh i didn't like that nevermind
subvertebra.bsky.social
explain your username:

2009 lj captcha. roommate and i went Oh shit that's sick. bon appetit.
punchyfakegamer.bsky.social
explain your username:

getting punched in the head by some random guy is an integral part of my personal lore and for some reason became my artist branding in like 2015. i made a separate fandom account and i'm a fake gamer so i added that to the end
unholycock.bsky.social
Explain your username:

Unholy cock is a descriptor you can get for your junk in my favorite goofy porn game Corruption of Champions. Uncle Cock is because one of my friends misread my username and it's a bit of an ode to Uncle Tickle, lead of the formerly local band Tickle Torture who I miss dearly
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boneyhag.bsky.social
now is a good time to call your 🇺🇸reps about the age verification data leak on discord: www.theverge.com/news/792032/...

and payment processors on censorship and overreach: screenrant.com/manga-planet...

linking new developments so that you have something recent to bring up in your calls💥📣
boneyhag.bsky.social
he hasn't stopped calling~ have you? 🫵

how to call: stop-paypros.neocities.org

info and resources on pay discrimination: cartoonist.coop/censorship-p...
drawing of a man laying on bed with an old school phone in hand. he has a speech bubble that says "I'm so confused~ is what i'm buying illegal?" the text on the page says "keep calling and writing until payment processor censorship is reversed. one call a day makes a difference! mastercard and visa's statements aren't good enough. let's keep up the pressure together!"
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twoheadedenby.art
dance fitness with ya boy félix!! 💙💜
i needed to draw him in stupid legwarmers

(he/him)

[ #art #OCs ]
A fellpool boy in a binder and short-shorts with colourful arm- and leg-warmers working up a sweat with some dance fitness moves.
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subvertebra.bsky.social
👏👏👏 I AGREE i just had a moment like wait hold on i have to clarify even though you would literally already know if it was the one currently in the oven. i'm so fond of them.........
subvertebra.bsky.social
IT'S THE ONE THAT ALREADY EXISTED DON'T GET TOO SCARED
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subvertebra.bsky.social
this was supposed to end a thousand words ago by the way
subvertebra.bsky.social
we GET IT, you have an EXTREMELY COMPLEX RELATIONSHIP, can we get on with the rest of the story. please. i'm begging you. just STOP TALKING (i am picturing our identical rescue dinghies floating apart while we scream at the boys.)
subvertebra.bsky.social
stop doing D/s at each other and let me end the chapter. this is my own fault for letting the two characters with extreme can't-shut-the-fuck-up disease be the ones interacting
subvertebra.bsky.social
"this scene is almost done" i have said, twice, right before they do something completely unplanned. ok boys wrap it up i have places to be (other parts of the story)
subvertebra.bsky.social
i think hector does it too but to piss people off which will not surprise you