tom fuckery
@succsatan.bsky.social
this grundo represents exactly what’s wrong w society
Been waiting for the hip abduction machine for my whole time at the gym and I just walked over a man is using it I got so angry I had to leave the room
January 28, 2026 at 6:29 PM
Been waiting for the hip abduction machine for my whole time at the gym and I just walked over a man is using it I got so angry I had to leave the room
A customer brought in eggs from his pet quails yesterday and apparently my boss doesn’t like them that much so I took them cause Ethical Eggs and got to eat an egg salad sandwich for the first time in like 6 years and holy fucking shit it was so good
January 21, 2026 at 5:45 PM
A customer brought in eggs from his pet quails yesterday and apparently my boss doesn’t like them that much so I took them cause Ethical Eggs and got to eat an egg salad sandwich for the first time in like 6 years and holy fucking shit it was so good
I thought I worked 7 - 330 today but we’re actually open till 5 today so itd be till 530 and I don’t think I’m gonna make it :) haha
a brown stain on a white background that looks like a painting
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January 20, 2026 at 4:26 PM
I thought I worked 7 - 330 today but we’re actually open till 5 today so itd be till 530 and I don’t think I’m gonna make it :) haha
me: I finally remembered to buy mung beans for my vegan egg
Sam:
Sam:
December 24, 2025 at 1:24 AM
me: I finally remembered to buy mung beans for my vegan egg
Sam:
Sam:
hockey is woke and gay now
December 17, 2025 at 11:13 PM
hockey is woke and gay now
The silence between songs at the gym is hell bc what the FUCK noise did I just hear behind me. pls have some fucking decorum
December 16, 2025 at 5:36 PM
The silence between songs at the gym is hell bc what the FUCK noise did I just hear behind me. pls have some fucking decorum
the high I feel from irritating men to the point where they try to insult me but it means nothing bc their opinions mean nothing to me. God. Unmatched
December 7, 2025 at 1:45 AM
the high I feel from irritating men to the point where they try to insult me but it means nothing bc their opinions mean nothing to me. God. Unmatched
heated rivalry is already absolutely killing me already. Gay
a green frog is sitting on a chair wearing a blue shirt
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December 4, 2025 at 11:43 PM
heated rivalry is already absolutely killing me already. Gay
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I just had a And Everyone Clapped moment irl but it was real bc I made a point to extend my arm out of the car to flip off a cyber truck and I looked in my mirror and the guy behind me in traffic was nodding and clapping LMAOOOO
December 1, 2025 at 8:30 PM
I just had a And Everyone Clapped moment irl but it was real bc I made a point to extend my arm out of the car to flip off a cyber truck and I looked in my mirror and the guy behind me in traffic was nodding and clapping LMAOOOO
ALMOST done cooking after 4 hours 🫡
November 28, 2025 at 12:05 AM
ALMOST done cooking after 4 hours 🫡
My plushie net fell the other day and meadow has become one w my plushies
November 27, 2025 at 11:27 PM
My plushie net fell the other day and meadow has become one w my plushies
can’t stop crying at Teachers Getting Surprised by their students With Xmas Gifts videos
November 27, 2025 at 5:34 PM
can’t stop crying at Teachers Getting Surprised by their students With Xmas Gifts videos
listening to Better Than You by cardi b at the gym to shame myself into continuing to workout
November 25, 2025 at 5:11 PM
listening to Better Than You by cardi b at the gym to shame myself into continuing to workout
November 22, 2025 at 8:22 PM
if you don’t do a mobile orders for drive thrus and make everything take forever I think you should be euthanised
November 19, 2025 at 4:09 AM
if you don’t do a mobile orders for drive thrus and make everything take forever I think you should be euthanised
my autistic ass realistically will never consistently work a normal job so now I’m researching day trading for when I’m inevitably completely burnt out on SW
November 13, 2025 at 11:40 PM
my autistic ass realistically will never consistently work a normal job so now I’m researching day trading for when I’m inevitably completely burnt out on SW
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got so drunk last night we accidentally ubered to Oakland highschool
November 1, 2025 at 4:50 PM
got so drunk last night we accidentally ubered to Oakland highschool
it’s called fall cause leaf fall down
October 29, 2025 at 9:29 PM
it’s called fall cause leaf fall down
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OK folks, here's the deal. Spotify is running ICE recruitment ads and has ignored asks to stop. It's time to tell them we won't stream fascism - by cancelling our subscriptions. Here's how to get started: indivisible.org/cancel-spotify
October 28, 2025 at 10:46 PM
OK folks, here's the deal. Spotify is running ICE recruitment ads and has ignored asks to stop. It's time to tell them we won't stream fascism - by cancelling our subscriptions. Here's how to get started: indivisible.org/cancel-spotify
Dress for the job you want (Dracula); not the job you have (Office Manager at a Credit Union).
October 20, 2025 at 11:10 PM