Does he roast all the presidents in the hall of fame? Is he like 'Taft was a twat!"?
December 20, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Does he roast all the presidents in the hall of fame? Is he like 'Taft was a twat!"?
What would happen if they put the Pilsbury dough boy in the toaster?
September 30, 2025 at 7:42 PM
What would happen if they put the Pilsbury dough boy in the toaster?
Me (looking at my phone in disbelief): there's a band called Cut Worms??
July 8, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Me (looking at my phone in disbelief): there's a band called Cut Worms??
I never noticed how much airplanes look like otters but with wings.
June 10, 2025 at 4:09 AM
I never noticed how much airplanes look like otters but with wings.
Unthinkable in this era that anyone could give a damn about the Met Gala.
May 6, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Unthinkable in this era that anyone could give a damn about the Met Gala.
What if Tom of Finland and Tom of Maine are the same guy?
April 26, 2025 at 4:33 PM
What if Tom of Finland and Tom of Maine are the same guy?
Bob Marley is under-rated.
April 14, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Bob Marley is under-rated.
Crazy that long ago Coachella and Burning Man both seemed like tolerable experiences.
April 14, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Crazy that long ago Coachella and Burning Man both seemed like tolerable experiences.
When they give u a day or a holiday or a month it kind of implies that all the other days are not yours.
March 9, 2025 at 12:55 AM
When they give u a day or a holiday or a month it kind of implies that all the other days are not yours.
People who say don't boycott because it won't fix everything are the same who say don't record your song because it won't be a number one hit.
February 28, 2025 at 6:18 PM
People who say don't boycott because it won't fix everything are the same who say don't record your song because it won't be a number one hit.
Crazy how no one talks about how Cookie Monster is obese Grover because of his cookie addiction.
February 22, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Crazy how no one talks about how Cookie Monster is obese Grover because of his cookie addiction.
New Magic Carpet Ryders ep up on Spotty-fi & all the streaming streams. Britpop covers that were too complicated to pull off over Halloween- tune in if ur so inclined.
February 14, 2025 at 8:47 PM
New Magic Carpet Ryders ep up on Spotty-fi & all the streaming streams. Britpop covers that were too complicated to pull off over Halloween- tune in if ur so inclined.
Tom Cruise in Far & Away: "Tell me you like my hat!"
February 6, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Tom Cruise in Far & Away: "Tell me you like my hat!"
Living proof that beluga whales don't want anything to do with cel phones.
February 6, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Living proof that beluga whales don't want anything to do with cel phones.
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Living in America & being an NBA fan feel frighteningly similar right now- who authorized this trade? Who's playing for which team now? Is winning possible for anyone?
February 4, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Living in America & being an NBA fan feel frighteningly similar right now- who authorized this trade? Who's playing for which team now? Is winning possible for anyone?
Grammys shoulda had an award for best psy-op they could call it psy-pop.
February 3, 2025 at 6:06 AM
Grammys shoulda had an award for best psy-op they could call it psy-pop.
They should give a Grammy to Diana Ross for Love Hangover in case they didn't give her one when it first came out.
February 3, 2025 at 4:33 AM
They should give a Grammy to Diana Ross for Love Hangover in case they didn't give her one when it first came out.
I think a Grammy was just presented by robot Pat Benatar.
February 3, 2025 at 4:07 AM
I think a Grammy was just presented by robot Pat Benatar.
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It's funny to me that the only thing Elon Musk hasn't been able to copy from the German Nazis is making reliable cars.
February 2, 2025 at 1:02 AM
It's funny to me that the only thing Elon Musk hasn't been able to copy from the German Nazis is making reliable cars.
It's easier if u do it in a silent way.
to get to bitch’s brew you have to go through kind of blue
January 28, 2025 at 12:43 AM
It's easier if u do it in a silent way.
Jesus Christ I think I just heard the saddest song ever recorded
January 27, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Jesus Christ I think I just heard the saddest song ever recorded
I feel like any of these books could be a Kate Bush song.
January 27, 2025 at 3:15 AM
I feel like any of these books could be a Kate Bush song.
Another day at the office for Jokic
You’re telling me Jokic hit THIS on a night where he had 35-22-17???
To resurrect an old meme…
THAT MF IS NOT REAL
#nbasky
To resurrect an old meme…
THAT MF IS NOT REAL
#nbasky
January 24, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Another day at the office for Jokic