the long game paid off, boys....he walked right into our trap....little does he know its ILLEGAL to be mayor...

I've wuthered heights you couldn't imagine

One year ago today, Charli xcx released ‘BRAT.’

Haven't been to the dentist in so long, I'm afraid they're going to confiscate my teeth today 😔

Every time I hear Ed Sheeran's "Shape of You" it strikes me that it's a much better song than it has any right to be. I mean the whole thing is good but it really peaks at the "hmm mm mm" at the start of the chorus.

(if you disagree, all good, don't @ me tho)

They're playing Writer in the Dark at the Cheesecake Factory 🙂‍↕️

Charli XCX Does Line Of Coke With 11-Year-Old Make-A-Wish Fan

anytime it rains I'm like "oh cool the matchbox 20 lady can sleep"

Started watching the SOTU... but had to switch to Yellowjackets because it was more calming.

Setting screentime limits on my dexcom app so I can't check my blood sugar anymore 😌👏🏽

Every day I have to hear about some asshole

If my cat gets avian flu I will John Wick.

Big news: woke up feeling well rested before my alarm

Things are so bad that I genuinely feel accomplished when I get up and work from couch rather than bed 😔

i would be unstoppable if i didn’t get motion sickness so easily

Could use a root beer float

Watched a woman with the most rancid vibes repeatedly say "peace and love" to the pharmacists after threatening them for 25 minutes bc they wouldn't fill her narcotics early (they put her on a list)