Sunny Mertens
@sunnymertens.bsky.social
American writer most recently published in PULP Lit Mag.
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I couldn't be more clear: you as a woman need to do more
A somewhat personal essay on intention
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February 25, 2025 at 7:29 PM
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Senator: I’ll speak in his defense because to err is human. Who among us hasn’t shown up drunk to work? Who here hasn’t cheated on their wife?
Hegseth: Please stop helping me
Senator: Who hasn’t taken off their pants at the zoo?
Hegseth: Please stop helping me
Senator: Who hasn’t taken off their pants at the zoo?
January 14, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Senator: I’ll speak in his defense because to err is human. Who among us hasn’t shown up drunk to work? Who here hasn’t cheated on their wife?
Hegseth: Please stop helping me
Senator: Who hasn’t taken off their pants at the zoo?
Hegseth: Please stop helping me
Senator: Who hasn’t taken off their pants at the zoo?
It's hard to feel young when you're always the oldest you've ever been.
January 13, 2025 at 4:13 PM
It's hard to feel young when you're always the oldest you've ever been.
If you're going to ask someone to sit on your face, don't be a pussy about it.
January 13, 2025 at 1:51 AM
If you're going to ask someone to sit on your face, don't be a pussy about it.
Society tries to turn people into machines and machines into people.
January 11, 2025 at 6:27 AM
Society tries to turn people into machines and machines into people.
"Emancipation, like freedom, is not granted but conquered." -Thomas Sankara
January 9, 2025 at 9:07 PM
"Emancipation, like freedom, is not granted but conquered." -Thomas Sankara
YOUR PREJUDICE IS A TOOL USED TO OPPRESS YOU
January 9, 2025 at 7:34 PM
YOUR PREJUDICE IS A TOOL USED TO OPPRESS YOU
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One thing that bothers me as a reader is when the author tells us point blank what everything means. It's taking away the fun part.
January 5, 2025 at 4:51 PM
One thing that bothers me as a reader is when the author tells us point blank what everything means. It's taking away the fun part.
"However, he's become a symbol for the strength and cunning of the American spirit; for some latent power that has been undulating through the population, now burgeoning with rage."
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This isn’t about Luigi Mangione; it’s about You
On the American Value of Hard Work
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January 5, 2025 at 2:41 AM
"However, he's become a symbol for the strength and cunning of the American spirit; for some latent power that has been undulating through the population, now burgeoning with rage."
sunnymertens.substack.com/p/this-isnt-...
~1000 words, free to read and subscribe
sunnymertens.substack.com/p/this-isnt-...
~1000 words, free to read and subscribe
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OMG, it is fitting.
January 4, 2025 at 11:29 PM
OMG, it is fitting.
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Bought a cybertruck today. Doing my part to keep President Musk happy.
December 21, 2024 at 3:39 PM
Bought a cybertruck today. Doing my part to keep President Musk happy.