Narc Maron
@superconfuser.bsky.social
32yo handcraft enthusiast and malcontent, NYC // they/them tme
me: So at my old elementary school, there was this slope behind the playground, leading up to the street. And I think it’d be cool to do it there, maybe traumatize a couple fourth graders in the process, yknow?
‘Are You Ok’ host, who just asked me what hill I was willing to die on: 🤨
‘Are You Ok’ host, who just asked me what hill I was willing to die on: 🤨
December 23, 2025 at 7:20 PM
me: So at my old elementary school, there was this slope behind the playground, leading up to the street. And I think it’d be cool to do it there, maybe traumatize a couple fourth graders in the process, yknow?
‘Are You Ok’ host, who just asked me what hill I was willing to die on: 🤨
‘Are You Ok’ host, who just asked me what hill I was willing to die on: 🤨
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I'm seein' double! Ocho Bajeena!!
December 23, 2025 at 2:37 AM
I'm seein' double! Ocho Bajeena!!
pitching a police procedural about an orthodox jewish hacker called Blackhat Black Hat
December 23, 2025 at 3:10 AM
pitching a police procedural about an orthodox jewish hacker called Blackhat Black Hat
BF recently got a ‘dumb phone’ (no internet or nonessential apps) so now instead of pummeling him with links I have to actually describe things to him
December 5, 2025 at 2:18 AM
BF recently got a ‘dumb phone’ (no internet or nonessential apps) so now instead of pummeling him with links I have to actually describe things to him
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"Chicago This Weekend" by @leahgardner.bsky.social
December 1, 2025 at 5:30 PM
"Chicago This Weekend" by @leahgardner.bsky.social
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clay models of the crew members from Formless Star
June 3, 2025 at 6:29 PM
clay models of the crew members from Formless Star
thinking about the concept of clothing a lot lately
November 18, 2025 at 6:47 PM
thinking about the concept of clothing a lot lately
i might be having a day of self-created stress but at least i’ve seen like 3 teeny weeny dogs wearing winter coats. and that’s really what matters, isn’t it
November 11, 2025 at 10:16 PM
i might be having a day of self-created stress but at least i’ve seen like 3 teeny weeny dogs wearing winter coats. and that’s really what matters, isn’t it
The Boiled One Femininomenon
November 4, 2025 at 5:16 PM
The Boiled One Femininomenon
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no I'm sorry you misunderstood me. Bad Bunnÿ is a spa village on the Austrian-Italian border. my chateau is there
November 1, 2025 at 1:45 PM
no I'm sorry you misunderstood me. Bad Bunnÿ is a spa village on the Austrian-Italian border. my chateau is there
me: you know how when grey market weed stores get forcibly closed there’s always a plastic skeleton abandoned in there on the floor for like 3 weeks? I think they should let me have that skeleton
subway takes guy, pulling a second microphone out of his pocket: shut it down.
subway takes guy, pulling a second microphone out of his pocket: shut it down.
October 28, 2025 at 3:11 PM
me: you know how when grey market weed stores get forcibly closed there’s always a plastic skeleton abandoned in there on the floor for like 3 weeks? I think they should let me have that skeleton
subway takes guy, pulling a second microphone out of his pocket: shut it down.
subway takes guy, pulling a second microphone out of his pocket: shut it down.
oh my god ive been having horrible insomnia the past few days and i just realized. it’s because i mislabeled my meds and ive been taking the AM dose when i should be taking the PM dose!! i feel extremely silly
October 28, 2025 at 3:00 PM
oh my god ive been having horrible insomnia the past few days and i just realized. it’s because i mislabeled my meds and ive been taking the AM dose when i should be taking the PM dose!! i feel extremely silly
googled ‘sleep apnea symptoms’ during a bout of insomnia and hm. that sure explains a lot
October 27, 2025 at 12:19 PM
googled ‘sleep apnea symptoms’ during a bout of insomnia and hm. that sure explains a lot
doodling crankensteins
October 26, 2025 at 7:13 PM
doodling crankensteins
frankenstein was SO horny and gross. loved it
October 25, 2025 at 1:27 AM
frankenstein was SO horny and gross. loved it
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i wish my suffering was noble but its not!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
April 12, 2025 at 12:49 AM
i wish my suffering was noble but its not!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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here’s a cool way to materially help a broke trans woman who is struggling to get legal status in a new country: buy my game!!!
It’s dirty cheap! It’s very funny! And all proceeds go to me not being homeless again!
Itch: katbrush.itch.io/landlordquest
Steam: store.steampowered.com/app/3919720/...
It’s dirty cheap! It’s very funny! And all proceeds go to me not being homeless again!
Itch: katbrush.itch.io/landlordquest
Steam: store.steampowered.com/app/3919720/...
Landlord Quest by katbrush
2BR, 1BA, NO PETS!!!
katbrush.itch.io
October 5, 2025 at 4:29 PM
here’s a cool way to materially help a broke trans woman who is struggling to get legal status in a new country: buy my game!!!
It’s dirty cheap! It’s very funny! And all proceeds go to me not being homeless again!
Itch: katbrush.itch.io/landlordquest
Steam: store.steampowered.com/app/3919720/...
It’s dirty cheap! It’s very funny! And all proceeds go to me not being homeless again!
Itch: katbrush.itch.io/landlordquest
Steam: store.steampowered.com/app/3919720/...
looking at my pomodoro timer always feels like that scene in the sopranos when vito tries to get a real job and has to ration how many times he checks his watch
October 7, 2025 at 6:12 PM
looking at my pomodoro timer always feels like that scene in the sopranos when vito tries to get a real job and has to ration how many times he checks his watch
A boyfriend is a sort of hairy body pillow that knows a lot about warhammer
October 5, 2025 at 4:28 AM
A boyfriend is a sort of hairy body pillow that knows a lot about warhammer
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what if pussy made the PhotoChad sound effect when you fucked it. just a thought
October 2, 2025 at 2:28 AM
what if pussy made the PhotoChad sound effect when you fucked it. just a thought
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Columbo is a good show
September 27, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Columbo is a good show