Narc Maron
@superconfuser.bsky.social
32yo handcraft enthusiast and malcontent, NYC // they/them tme
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I implore you to hit up CVS and get your flu shot. Please don’t game it with whatever else you heard. It’s real serious and we don’t gave any public health allies in the government now.
“These viruses are serious, dangerous, and life-threatening. We are seeing children who are seriously ill, families grieving devastating losses, and hospitals under capacity strain.”
www.cnn.com/2026/01/05/h...
www.cnn.com/2026/01/05/h...
Flu reaches highest levels in the US in 25 years | CNN
Flu continues to visit misery across the US, with all but four states showing high or very high levels of activity as a new virus strain called subclade K continues to spread.
www.cnn.com
January 6, 2026 at 12:28 PM
I implore you to hit up CVS and get your flu shot. Please don’t game it with whatever else you heard. It’s real serious and we don’t gave any public health allies in the government now.
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Count Dracula? okay then. one
January 6, 2026 at 3:53 AM
Count Dracula? okay then. one
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I just want everyone to step back and realize how often it's a trans woman getting bullied off social media.
January 5, 2026 at 9:06 PM
I just want everyone to step back and realize how often it's a trans woman getting bullied off social media.
do you want the Mouse Tour
it’s a tiny little hole beneath the floor boards
and I promise none of this is a metaphor
i’m just a little squeaky guy
it’s a tiny little hole beneath the floor boards
and I promise none of this is a metaphor
i’m just a little squeaky guy
January 3, 2026 at 7:06 PM
do you want the Mouse Tour
it’s a tiny little hole beneath the floor boards
and I promise none of this is a metaphor
i’m just a little squeaky guy
it’s a tiny little hole beneath the floor boards
and I promise none of this is a metaphor
i’m just a little squeaky guy
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How a Book is Made (1986)
by Aliki Brandenberg
by Aliki Brandenberg
January 2, 2026 at 6:14 PM
How a Book is Made (1986)
by Aliki Brandenberg
by Aliki Brandenberg
guy at the grocery store laughed because I had to jump to reach the snack I wanted
December 31, 2025 at 1:54 AM
guy at the grocery store laughed because I had to jump to reach the snack I wanted
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#76 Artorias - Ink and gouache on 13 x 19 bristol, possibly the last one of 2025 #artorias #darksouls
December 27, 2025 at 8:02 AM
#76 Artorias - Ink and gouache on 13 x 19 bristol, possibly the last one of 2025 #artorias #darksouls
nothing makes me feel more masc than being bad at home renovation (yet doggedly refusing to stop hammering shit into my walls)
December 27, 2025 at 8:16 PM
nothing makes me feel more masc than being bad at home renovation (yet doggedly refusing to stop hammering shit into my walls)
me: So at my old elementary school, there was this slope behind the playground, leading up to the street. And I think it’d be cool to do it there, maybe traumatize a couple fourth graders in the process, yknow?
‘Are You Ok’ host, who just asked me what hill I was willing to die on: 🤨
‘Are You Ok’ host, who just asked me what hill I was willing to die on: 🤨
December 23, 2025 at 7:20 PM
me: So at my old elementary school, there was this slope behind the playground, leading up to the street. And I think it’d be cool to do it there, maybe traumatize a couple fourth graders in the process, yknow?
‘Are You Ok’ host, who just asked me what hill I was willing to die on: 🤨
‘Are You Ok’ host, who just asked me what hill I was willing to die on: 🤨
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I'm seein' double! Ocho Bajeena!!
December 23, 2025 at 2:37 AM
I'm seein' double! Ocho Bajeena!!
pitching a police procedural about an orthodox jewish hacker called Blackhat Black Hat
December 23, 2025 at 3:10 AM
pitching a police procedural about an orthodox jewish hacker called Blackhat Black Hat
BF recently got a ‘dumb phone’ (no internet or nonessential apps) so now instead of pummeling him with links I have to actually describe things to him
December 5, 2025 at 2:18 AM
BF recently got a ‘dumb phone’ (no internet or nonessential apps) so now instead of pummeling him with links I have to actually describe things to him
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"Chicago This Weekend" by @leahgardner.bsky.social
December 1, 2025 at 5:30 PM
"Chicago This Weekend" by @leahgardner.bsky.social
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clay models of the crew members from Formless Star
June 3, 2025 at 6:29 PM
clay models of the crew members from Formless Star
thinking about the concept of clothing a lot lately
November 18, 2025 at 6:47 PM
thinking about the concept of clothing a lot lately
i might be having a day of self-created stress but at least i’ve seen like 3 teeny weeny dogs wearing winter coats. and that’s really what matters, isn’t it
November 11, 2025 at 10:16 PM
i might be having a day of self-created stress but at least i’ve seen like 3 teeny weeny dogs wearing winter coats. and that’s really what matters, isn’t it
The Boiled One Femininomenon
November 4, 2025 at 5:16 PM
The Boiled One Femininomenon
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no I'm sorry you misunderstood me. Bad Bunnÿ is a spa village on the Austrian-Italian border. my chateau is there
November 1, 2025 at 1:45 PM
no I'm sorry you misunderstood me. Bad Bunnÿ is a spa village on the Austrian-Italian border. my chateau is there
me: you know how when grey market weed stores get forcibly closed there’s always a plastic skeleton abandoned in there on the floor for like 3 weeks? I think they should let me have that skeleton
subway takes guy, pulling a second microphone out of his pocket: shut it down.
subway takes guy, pulling a second microphone out of his pocket: shut it down.
October 28, 2025 at 3:11 PM
me: you know how when grey market weed stores get forcibly closed there’s always a plastic skeleton abandoned in there on the floor for like 3 weeks? I think they should let me have that skeleton
subway takes guy, pulling a second microphone out of his pocket: shut it down.
subway takes guy, pulling a second microphone out of his pocket: shut it down.
oh my god ive been having horrible insomnia the past few days and i just realized. it’s because i mislabeled my meds and ive been taking the AM dose when i should be taking the PM dose!! i feel extremely silly
October 28, 2025 at 3:00 PM
oh my god ive been having horrible insomnia the past few days and i just realized. it’s because i mislabeled my meds and ive been taking the AM dose when i should be taking the PM dose!! i feel extremely silly
googled ‘sleep apnea symptoms’ during a bout of insomnia and hm. that sure explains a lot
October 27, 2025 at 12:19 PM
googled ‘sleep apnea symptoms’ during a bout of insomnia and hm. that sure explains a lot
doodling crankensteins
October 26, 2025 at 7:13 PM
doodling crankensteins
frankenstein was SO horny and gross. loved it
October 25, 2025 at 1:27 AM
frankenstein was SO horny and gross. loved it
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i wish my suffering was noble but its not!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
April 12, 2025 at 12:49 AM
i wish my suffering was noble but its not!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
