John Avocado 宇杰
@supercroup.com
M People fan and full-time metaphorical punchbag WLTM older woman for Fox's biscuits and dodgy sex. | Linguist | He/him | Sydney/Darug Country via Hull.
I don't have a pattern – I saw someone (it may have been @roxmpls.bsky.social) say in a video that you can put the decreases pretty much anywhere you like, so I've just been experimenting since. I'm working on a pair now with the gusset decreases in line with the heel turn decreases - looks v good.
January 11, 2026 at 1:07 PM
I don't have a pattern – I saw someone (it may have been @roxmpls.bsky.social) say in a video that you can put the decreases pretty much anywhere you like, so I've just been experimenting since. I'm working on a pair now with the gusset decreases in line with the heel turn decreases - looks v good.
Christmas socks! I started knitting these on Christmas Day, and they were done before new year (but only got round to taking photos now). Another experiment putting the gusset decreases right under the heel to avoid disrupting the stripes 🧶
Yarn: Regia Design Line (an Arne and Carlos colourway)
Yarn: Regia Design Line (an Arne and Carlos colourway)
January 11, 2026 at 12:45 PM
Christmas socks! I started knitting these on Christmas Day, and they were done before new year (but only got round to taking photos now). Another experiment putting the gusset decreases right under the heel to avoid disrupting the stripes 🧶
Yarn: Regia Design Line (an Arne and Carlos colourway)
Yarn: Regia Design Line (an Arne and Carlos colourway)
Post a pic of the venue where you saw your first concert and the band or artist
January 11, 2026 at 12:06 PM
Post a pic of the venue where you saw your first concert and the band or artist
Gosh, the Christmas decorations seem to be going up earlier and earlier every year.
January 11, 2026 at 8:18 AM
Gosh, the Christmas decorations seem to be going up earlier and earlier every year.
Yes, and don't fall into the trap of saying this isn't true. There are some forms of speech and expression that should be suppressed; images and pornographic descriptions of children being sexually abused are examples of forms of speech and expression that should be prohibited.
January 10, 2026 at 2:27 PM
Yes, and don't fall into the trap of saying this isn't true. There are some forms of speech and expression that should be suppressed; images and pornographic descriptions of children being sexually abused are examples of forms of speech and expression that should be prohibited.
There are three and a half thousand replies and at least half of them are Australians saying "beef Wellington" 😂🤣
January 9, 2026 at 4:23 PM
There are three and a half thousand replies and at least half of them are Australians saying "beef Wellington" 😂🤣
Putting together some outfit ideas 😂🤣🧶
January 8, 2026 at 10:59 AM
Putting together some outfit ideas 😂🤣🧶
I reckon I should probably go for one of those cognitive tests because I have completely forgotten the times ICE officers shot people to death in the face in the streets during Obama and Biden's presidencies.
January 8, 2026 at 10:11 AM
I reckon I should probably go for one of those cognitive tests because I have completely forgotten the times ICE officers shot people to death in the face in the streets during Obama and Biden's presidencies.
Always interesting to track the progress of the dominant predator force
January 7, 2026 at 3:56 PM
Always interesting to track the progress of the dominant predator force
The trick to writing truly annyoing recipes is to, as I do in my recipe for kedgeree, incorporate the blog post *into the method* rather than having at as a separate entity above the recipe.
supercroup.com/2018/08/17/k...
supercroup.com/2018/08/17/k...
January 6, 2026 at 12:57 PM
The trick to writing truly annyoing recipes is to, as I do in my recipe for kedgeree, incorporate the blog post *into the method* rather than having at as a separate entity above the recipe.
supercroup.com/2018/08/17/k...
supercroup.com/2018/08/17/k...
Being absolutely read to filth by Android security
January 6, 2026 at 11:38 AM
Being absolutely read to filth by Android security
He's David, I'm Margaret.
January 6, 2026 at 7:45 AM
He's David, I'm Margaret.
This week's #ShowMeYourKnits theme is "firsts", so here's the first thing I ever knitted – an orange cowl. It's a bulky weight acrylic yarn (before I became a yarn snob lol) and it's just a big stocking stitch tube.
January 5, 2026 at 5:21 AM
This week's #ShowMeYourKnits theme is "firsts", so here's the first thing I ever knitted – an orange cowl. It's a bulky weight acrylic yarn (before I became a yarn snob lol) and it's just a big stocking stitch tube.
Why do people think this extremely old joke format is AI getting it wrong?
January 5, 2026 at 4:10 AM
Why do people think this extremely old joke format is AI getting it wrong?
New year's reminder that if you put your pot off-centre, it will stir itself
January 4, 2026 at 9:27 AM
New year's reminder that if you put your pot off-centre, it will stir itself
I'm trying to make an effort this year to do some handwriting each day. I have nice tools and materials, so I should be able to manage it, and short notes about not much seem to be the way to just get my hand moving with a pen in it. Hopefully my handwriting will be more beautiful again before long.
January 1, 2026 at 7:58 AM
I'm trying to make an effort this year to do some handwriting each day. I have nice tools and materials, so I should be able to manage it, and short notes about not much seem to be the way to just get my hand moving with a pen in it. Hopefully my handwriting will be more beautiful again before long.
I'm starting 2026 with simplicity. A sock in gradient yarn and with a simple cable braid running down the front 🧶
January 1, 2026 at 7:10 AM
I'm starting 2026 with simplicity. A sock in gradient yarn and with a simple cable braid running down the front 🧶
I'll allow it, but only just
December 31, 2025 at 1:32 PM
I'll allow it, but only just
As we welcome in the new year, let us all stand for our everlasting spiritual leader
December 31, 2025 at 1:11 PM
As we welcome in the new year, let us all stand for our everlasting spiritual leader
Happy new year, babes.
December 31, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Happy new year, babes.
December 31, 2025 at 11:25 AM
Our NYE dinner. Blackened roast duck with cherry sauce, chips and butter lettuce.
December 31, 2025 at 9:06 AM
Our NYE dinner. Blackened roast duck with cherry sauce, chips and butter lettuce.
The militant childfree brigade never seem to realise that parental leave is primarily for the benefit of the child so that it can have a full-time carer in the first year of its life; it's not a holiday for the parent.
December 30, 2025 at 7:33 AM
The militant childfree brigade never seem to realise that parental leave is primarily for the benefit of the child so that it can have a full-time carer in the first year of its life; it's not a holiday for the parent.
Throwback to the best my hair has ever looked (and probably ever will).
December 30, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Throwback to the best my hair has ever looked (and probably ever will).
There is leftover stuffing so we're eating it with salad because CBF cooking lol
December 29, 2025 at 9:23 AM
There is leftover stuffing so we're eating it with salad because CBF cooking lol