John Avocado 宇杰
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M People fan and full-time metaphorical punchbag WLTM older woman for Fox's biscuits and dodgy sex. | Linguist | He/him | Sydney/Darug Country via Hull.
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John Avocado 宇杰
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· Jun 13
Candy Shop socks for my birthday. I made these in 2022, and they remain one of my favourite pairs.
Mt Druitt
After Thailand, 'White Lotus' Season 4 Is Heading To This Luxury Destination
After Thailand, 'White Lotus' Season 4 Is Heading To This Luxury Destination
After three seasons exploring luxury resorts across Hawaii, Sicily, and Thailand, The White Lotus Season 4 has officially set its sights on the…
www.forbes.com
January 11, 2026 at 3:05 PM
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Christmas socks! I started knitting these on Christmas Day, and they were done before new year (but only got round to taking photos now). Another experiment putting the gusset decreases right under the heel to avoid disrupting the stripes 🧶
Yarn: Regia Design Line (an Arne and Carlos colourway)
Yarn: Regia Design Line (an Arne and Carlos colourway)
January 11, 2026 at 12:45 PM
Christmas socks! I started knitting these on Christmas Day, and they were done before new year (but only got round to taking photos now). Another experiment putting the gusset decreases right under the heel to avoid disrupting the stripes 🧶
Yarn: Regia Design Line (an Arne and Carlos colourway)
Yarn: Regia Design Line (an Arne and Carlos colourway)
Post a pic of the venue where you saw your first concert and the band or artist
January 11, 2026 at 12:06 PM
Post a pic of the venue where you saw your first concert and the band or artist
Slightly diminish a band
CMXCIX People
CMXCIX People
Slightly diminish a band
AB/CD
AB/CD
Slightly diminish a band
The Polyphobic Spree
The Polyphobic Spree
January 11, 2026 at 11:43 AM
Slightly diminish a band
CMXCIX People
CMXCIX People
Gosh, the Christmas decorations seem to be going up earlier and earlier every year.
January 11, 2026 at 8:18 AM
Gosh, the Christmas decorations seem to be going up earlier and earlier every year.
The Qantas business lounge in Sydney is the reason I fly Emirates.
January 11, 2026 at 8:01 AM
The Qantas business lounge in Sydney is the reason I fly Emirates.
I know I'm supposed to not be crushing on Germans, but Alex von mydealz... 😰
January 11, 2026 at 5:02 AM
I know I'm supposed to not be crushing on Germans, but Alex von mydealz... 😰
Yes, and don't fall into the trap of saying this isn't true. There are some forms of speech and expression that should be suppressed; images and pornographic descriptions of children being sexually abused are examples of forms of speech and expression that should be prohibited.
January 10, 2026 at 2:27 PM
Yes, and don't fall into the trap of saying this isn't true. There are some forms of speech and expression that should be suppressed; images and pornographic descriptions of children being sexually abused are examples of forms of speech and expression that should be prohibited.
There are three and a half thousand replies and at least half of them are Australians saying "beef Wellington" 😂🤣
January 9, 2026 at 4:23 PM
There are three and a half thousand replies and at least half of them are Australians saying "beef Wellington" 😂🤣
Probably the worst GP I ever had was when I was 18 and I went to see him with crippling depression which I thought was caused by the teenage acne that I had because my obviously abusive then-boyfriend regularly told me how ugly it made me (in comically horrid detail), and the GP treated the acne.
January 9, 2026 at 4:09 PM
Probably the worst GP I ever had was when I was 18 and I went to see him with crippling depression which I thought was caused by the teenage acne that I had because my obviously abusive then-boyfriend regularly told me how ugly it made me (in comically horrid detail), and the GP treated the acne.
I finally watched the new Knives Out film. It was fun, but the least good of the three so far. Visually stunning though.
January 9, 2026 at 3:50 PM
I finally watched the new Knives Out film. It was fun, but the least good of the three so far. Visually stunning though.
I don't think there's much that young people wouldn't understand about the past, but something that even I can't fully imagine now is that you couldn't contact people if they weren't at home or at their office. If you were meeting someone, once you left home, you could not get in touch with them.
Without revealing your actual age,what's something you remember that if you told a younger person they wouldn't understand?
January 9, 2026 at 10:39 AM
I don't think there's much that young people wouldn't understand about the past, but something that even I can't fully imagine now is that you couldn't contact people if they weren't at home or at their office. If you were meeting someone, once you left home, you could not get in touch with them.
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People who believe there should be no jokes or joy during times of grief or anger are fascinating to me. Perhaps especially then, there must and shall be space for respite.
In the dark times, will there be singing?
In the dark times, will there be singing?
January 8, 2026 at 9:52 PM
People who believe there should be no jokes or joy during times of grief or anger are fascinating to me. Perhaps especially then, there must and shall be space for respite.
In the dark times, will there be singing?
In the dark times, will there be singing?
Putting together some outfit ideas 😂🤣🧶
January 8, 2026 at 10:59 AM
Putting together some outfit ideas 😂🤣🧶
A Royal Commission into why Pringles cans are narrower than they used to be because even though they said the manufacturer that made the old size doesn't exist any more, the supermarket home brands all seem to still have the old size cans so what's going on here exactly is it ANTISEMITISM?
January 8, 2026 at 10:21 AM
A Royal Commission into why Pringles cans are narrower than they used to be because even though they said the manufacturer that made the old size doesn't exist any more, the supermarket home brands all seem to still have the old size cans so what's going on here exactly is it ANTISEMITISM?
I reckon I should probably go for one of those cognitive tests because I have completely forgotten the times ICE officers shot people to death in the face in the streets during Obama and Biden's presidencies.
January 8, 2026 at 10:11 AM
I reckon I should probably go for one of those cognitive tests because I have completely forgotten the times ICE officers shot people to death in the face in the streets during Obama and Biden's presidencies.
My advice to all is that you don't have to care deeply about absolutely everything you see reported just because it's bad and just because you see it. And if your response is that your cannot ignore it because ignoring it would breach some ethical code, you can alter that ethical code.
January 8, 2026 at 2:48 AM
My advice to all is that you don't have to care deeply about absolutely everything you see reported just because it's bad and just because you see it. And if your response is that your cannot ignore it because ignoring it would breach some ethical code, you can alter that ethical code.
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Being angry and annoyed all of the time is so exhausting. I can see why some people just post thirst traps.
January 8, 2026 at 12:00 AM
Being angry and annoyed all of the time is so exhausting. I can see why some people just post thirst traps.
I watched the first episode of this just night. It was good, but I'm not sure how the full series is going to go. It felt very much like an extended sketch in that it didn't really go beyond the premise.
Can You Keep a Secret? review – Dawn French is like a wild Vicar of Dibley in this charming sitcom
Can You Keep a Secret? review – Dawn French is like a wild Vicar of Dibley in this charming sitcom
There are deceptions, smutty gags and awkward contrivances aplenty in this farce about a merry widow, which has enough charm to carry it off
www.theguardian.com
January 8, 2026 at 2:16 AM
I watched the first episode of this just night. It was good, but I'm not sure how the full series is going to go. It felt very much like an extended sketch in that it didn't really go beyond the premise.
Sorry to the people of East Hull, by the way, but, like, it is possible to move west, you know. Even I came from humble beginnings, but I've bettered myself.
January 7, 2026 at 10:19 AM
Sorry to the people of East Hull, by the way, but, like, it is possible to move west, you know. Even I came from humble beginnings, but I've bettered myself.
The most annoying feud I ever witnessed was two colleagues in a casino I worked at in a city I won't name. Both of them opened nail salons on the side and were fighting over the names – one was called "Gawjus Claws" and the other "Klawz". Each claimed the other had stolen the name.
January 7, 2026 at 10:14 AM
The most annoying feud I ever witnessed was two colleagues in a casino I worked at in a city I won't name. Both of them opened nail salons on the side and were fighting over the names – one was called "Gawjus Claws" and the other "Klawz". Each claimed the other had stolen the name.
"I still use X because my friends are there" makes sense, but also are they your friends if X is the only place they exist? If they will not interact with you except on X? I dunno, if it is exclusively the platform that is holding your friendship together, it doesn't sould like a strog friendship
January 7, 2026 at 6:18 AM
"I still use X because my friends are there" makes sense, but also are they your friends if X is the only place they exist? If they will not interact with you except on X? I dunno, if it is exclusively the platform that is holding your friendship together, it doesn't sould like a strog friendship
The trick to writing truly annyoing recipes is to, as I do in my recipe for kedgeree, incorporate the blog post *into the method* rather than having at as a separate entity above the recipe.
supercroup.com/2018/08/17/k...
supercroup.com/2018/08/17/k...
January 6, 2026 at 12:57 PM
The trick to writing truly annyoing recipes is to, as I do in my recipe for kedgeree, incorporate the blog post *into the method* rather than having at as a separate entity above the recipe.
supercroup.com/2018/08/17/k...
supercroup.com/2018/08/17/k...
Being absolutely read to filth by Android security
January 6, 2026 at 11:38 AM
Being absolutely read to filth by Android security
He's David, I'm Margaret.
January 6, 2026 at 7:45 AM
He's David, I'm Margaret.