John Avocado 宇杰
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M People fan and full-time metaphorical punchbag WLTM older woman for Fox's biscuits and dodgy sex. | Linguist | He/him | Sydney/Darug Country via Hull.
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John Avocado 宇杰
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· Jun 13
Candy Shop socks for my birthday. I made these in 2022, and they remain one of my favourite pairs.
New socks 🧦 🧶
Gender is wavy and swirly sometimes, and sometimes it's neat and organised. Much love to and solidarity with my trans friends.
(Also, I hope the pattern is somewhat distinguishable? My colour vision is so messed up that it's all one big mass to my eyes.)
Gender is wavy and swirly sometimes, and sometimes it's neat and organised. Much love to and solidarity with my trans friends.
(Also, I hope the pattern is somewhat distinguishable? My colour vision is so messed up that it's all one big mass to my eyes.)
November 25, 2025 at 9:50 AM
New socks 🧦 🧶
Gender is wavy and swirly sometimes, and sometimes it's neat and organised. Much love to and solidarity with my trans friends.
(Also, I hope the pattern is somewhat distinguishable? My colour vision is so messed up that it's all one big mass to my eyes.)
Gender is wavy and swirly sometimes, and sometimes it's neat and organised. Much love to and solidarity with my trans friends.
(Also, I hope the pattern is somewhat distinguishable? My colour vision is so messed up that it's all one big mass to my eyes.)
This is why you don't want a majority as large as Labour currently has — you end up negotiating with your own party in public, and it makes you look weak. (And to be clear, she is weak – she has the support of the prime minister and literally nobody else.)
November 25, 2025 at 9:33 AM
This is why you don't want a majority as large as Labour currently has — you end up negotiating with your own party in public, and it makes you look weak. (And to be clear, she is weak – she has the support of the prime minister and literally nobody else.)
Important investigative journalism has happened.
November 25, 2025 at 6:44 AM
Important investigative journalism has happened.
I love this sort of post where "this country" could be pretty much anywhere. Does she commute to central London from somewhere in Kent? Has she tried to get from New York to LA by rail? Has she got a sore back from the overnight train from Sydney to Brisbane? Maybe Berlin to Dresden wasn't much fun?
November 24, 2025 at 12:54 PM
I love this sort of post where "this country" could be pretty much anywhere. Does she commute to central London from somewhere in Kent? Has she tried to get from New York to LA by rail? Has she got a sore back from the overnight train from Sydney to Brisbane? Maybe Berlin to Dresden wasn't much fun?
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October 16, 2025 at 10:50 AM
I did the math on this a couple of years ago and it checks out.
There are at total of 140 people coming for lunch, and enough birds to serve 142 people. Of the people coming for lunch, 66 are aristocracy (ladies dancing and lords a-leaping), and the other 74 are staff.
There are at total of 140 people coming for lunch, and enough birds to serve 142 people. Of the people coming for lunch, 66 are aristocracy (ladies dancing and lords a-leaping), and the other 74 are staff.
November 24, 2025 at 12:29 PM
I did the math on this a couple of years ago and it checks out.
There are at total of 140 people coming for lunch, and enough birds to serve 142 people. Of the people coming for lunch, 66 are aristocracy (ladies dancing and lords a-leaping), and the other 74 are staff.
There are at total of 140 people coming for lunch, and enough birds to serve 142 people. Of the people coming for lunch, 66 are aristocracy (ladies dancing and lords a-leaping), and the other 74 are staff.
Americans think that copyright is more sacred than the word of God.
November 24, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Americans think that copyright is more sacred than the word of God.
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"people only crime out of economic necessity" and "elite crime is the biggest issue in the world" are positions held simultaneously on this site
a thing internet leftists do is assume that everyone wants to be law abiding but does crimes out of economic desperation. It's just not true.
November 23, 2025 at 9:30 AM
"people only crime out of economic necessity" and "elite crime is the biggest issue in the world" are positions held simultaneously on this site
My mental health must be worse than I thought as it turns out some of the people I have dinner with in restaurants are actually apparitions.
November 23, 2025 at 1:52 PM
My mental health must be worse than I thought as it turns out some of the people I have dinner with in restaurants are actually apparitions.
John's knitting tip of the day: don't spit splice white yarn if you've been drinking red wine 🍷 🤦♀️🧶
November 23, 2025 at 12:23 PM
John's knitting tip of the day: don't spit splice white yarn if you've been drinking red wine 🍷 🤦♀️🧶
Some straight dude did big cums in his wife's pussy and she ended up needing a year off work, I was available to cover for her and one thing led to another.
November 23, 2025 at 11:39 AM
Some straight dude did big cums in his wife's pussy and she ended up needing a year off work, I was available to cover for her and one thing led to another.
Lunch at Yanguofu. Their new mushroom soup is a BIG umami hit!
November 23, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Lunch at Yanguofu. Their new mushroom soup is a BIG umami hit!
Random chatting with a hot guy on the train, so I've got a bit of a spring in my step.
November 22, 2025 at 8:30 AM
Random chatting with a hot guy on the train, so I've got a bit of a spring in my step.
This white lady thinks that me having opinions on the aesthetics of a craft I've been doing for over twenty years is the same as white people barging into Aboriginal spaces and taking over.
November 22, 2025 at 3:35 AM
This white lady thinks that me having opinions on the aesthetics of a craft I've been doing for over twenty years is the same as white people barging into Aboriginal spaces and taking over.
Gladys would never have allowed this
November 22, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Gladys would never have allowed this
Trackwork is making my journey today much more irritating than I had hoped it'd be, but I'm listening to Carly Rae Jepsen, so it's okay.
November 22, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Trackwork is making my journey today much more irritating than I had hoped it'd be, but I'm listening to Carly Rae Jepsen, so it's okay.
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Half are called "pickled yum-ions" and the other half "rectum destroyer"
November 21, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Half are called "pickled yum-ions" and the other half "rectum destroyer"
I have roasted a chicken.
November 21, 2025 at 8:04 AM
I have roasted a chicken.
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Tbf Charlotte absolutely would do this
Just realised this is referring to a church in North Carolina and not the Welsh singer
November 20, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Tbf Charlotte absolutely would do this
My current irritation is idiots getting things right completely by accident.
November 20, 2025 at 11:09 AM
My current irritation is idiots getting things right completely by accident.
Sock progress: I'm past the heel of the second sock, which means I'm on the home stretch. I've enjoyed making these socks, but my colour vision deficiency means I can barely see the pattern 😭😭😭
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November 20, 2025 at 8:51 AM
Sock progress: I'm past the heel of the second sock, which means I'm on the home stretch. I've enjoyed making these socks, but my colour vision deficiency means I can barely see the pattern 😭😭😭
🧶
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One thing that really weakens your professional credibility is saying you don't know how to use basic software as if it's somehow cute. Like, if you're giving a presentation, acting like knowing the basics of how to use PowerPoint is beneath you does not make you appear competent and in control.
November 20, 2025 at 6:19 AM
One thing that really weakens your professional credibility is saying you don't know how to use basic software as if it's somehow cute. Like, if you're giving a presentation, acting like knowing the basics of how to use PowerPoint is beneath you does not make you appear competent and in control.
I'm being forced to use Power Query and I hate it
November 20, 2025 at 1:40 AM
I'm being forced to use Power Query and I hate it