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John Avocado 宇杰

@supercroup.com

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M People fan and full-time metaphorical punchbag WLTM older woman for Fox's biscuits and dodgy sex. | Linguist | He/him | Sydney/Darug Country via Hull.

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John Avocado 宇杰 @supercroup.com · Jun 13

Candy Shop socks for my birthday. I made these in 2022, and they remain one of my favourite pairs.

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John Avocado 宇杰 @supercroup.com · 1m

You, an idiot: goon bag.

The Chinese, a nation of intellectuals:

John Avocado 宇杰 @supercroup.com · 4h

Also amused by the shop assistant who seemed to think she needed to explain the concept of shoes to me.

John Avocado 宇杰 @supercroup.com · 4h

I have been to the mall to buy new shoes. Turns out the shoes I brought with me are water shoes, so they have holes in the soles to let water in. Which is fine at the beach or in rock pools, but not in the city when it's raining ☔

John Avocado 宇杰 @supercroup.com · 5h

Or Mario

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John Avocado 宇杰 @supercroup.com · 8h

Well fed! Thanks Justin and Nicole for lunch xx

John Avocado 宇杰 @supercroup.com · 8h

Sea anemone, dumplings, cauliflower

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John Avocado 宇杰 @supercroup.com · 8h

Century eggs, jellyfish with bean sprouts, baked fish

John Avocado 宇杰 @supercroup.com · 8h

Silk worms

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John Avocado 宇杰 @supercroup.com · 10h

It's another grey and wet day here in Rongcheng, but the sea view is still nice and the air is fresh. Eagle-eyed viewers may spot what are probably CHINESE SPY SHIPS in the background.

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John Avocado 宇杰 @supercroup.com · 11h

(The hotel is a popular wedding venue and this is the wedding chapel)

John Avocado 宇杰 @supercroup.com · 11h

Sure, but *which* 65-year-old?

Reuters @reuters.com · 12h

Trump, 79, has "cardiac age" of 65-year-old, doctor says reut.rs/4mZNZbu

Trump, 79, has "cardiac age" of 65-year-old, doctor says

Donald Trump was found to be in "exceptional health" in a medical evaluation, the U.S. president's doctor said in a memo released by the White House on Friday, with his "cardiac age" 14 years younger than in "chronological age."

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John Avocado 宇杰 @supercroup.com · 12h

The hotel has a church!

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John Avocado 宇杰 @supercroup.com · 12h

Good morning little piggie

John Avocado 宇杰 @supercroup.com · 23h

I can forgive the pea hate, but I draw the line at high-end enameled cast iron cookware.

John Avocado 宇杰 @supercroup.com · 1d

We are at a fancy spa. Very relaxed after time in the hot "soup", spa and steam. Also different steam rooms – rock salt, chrysanthemum, oxygen bar (especially good for people who have experienced "excessive entertainment"), hot pumice and lotus. We will swim soon.