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Old Glory Robot Insurance @supermills.bsky.social · 4h

Damn, just booted from my mother in law’s HBO account in the middle of Peacemaker.

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Classical Studies Memes for Hellenistic Teens @csmfht.bsky.social · 7h

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Old Glory Robot Insurance @supermills.bsky.social · 6h

She really is not doing herself any favors here.

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Old Glory Robot Insurance @supermills.bsky.social · 6h

Surely you are not eligible for the Nobel peace prize for orchestrating not yet even a 24 hour period of peace. Like maybe next year if the peace holds for a year.

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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 16h

CHICAGO — Outside an elementary school during dismissal… horrifying. What have we become?

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Old Glory Robot Insurance @supermills.bsky.social · 9h

SWEET

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Old Glory Robot Insurance @supermills.bsky.social · 13h

oh god it's so fun.

it's fun to do like 2 or 3 times in your life.

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Old Glory Robot Insurance @supermills.bsky.social · 13h

but he is a little tistic.

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Old Glory Robot Insurance @supermills.bsky.social · 13h

Did not actually give my 2 day old baby Tylenol for his circumcision, I don't think anybody does.

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Old Glory Robot Insurance @supermills.bsky.social · 18h

Real life Magneto would be so cool and I would be on his side.

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Faine Greenwood @faineg.bsky.social · 18h

in which a cop fails to understand the concept of “magnets” during a deeply stupid mistargeted raid, and loses his loaded rifle to the uncaring maw of a MRI

www.dailynews.com/2024/09/28/l...

LAPD officer lost rifle to MRI device during bungled raid, lawsuit alleges

Van Nuys medical imaging company alleges its constitutional rights were violated by officers who mistargeted the business for an illegal pot operation.

www.dailynews.com

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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 1d

So cool that whenever someone asks the president, “did you eat the Lindbergh baby” he’s like, “no but I’d be allowed to, I have the right to, I might do it later”

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Old Glory Robot Insurance @supermills.bsky.social · 18h

if there's one thing ICE weren't prepared for, it's Chicagoans love and skill for cruising and honking.

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Old Glory Robot Insurance @supermills.bsky.social · 18h

In the meantime, fuck them kids.

Old Glory Robot Insurance @supermills.bsky.social · 18h

It’s 2005: 94.5 the buzz is playing seether, shinedown and Incubus.

It’s 2015: 94.5 the buzz is playing seether, shinedown and Incubus.

It’s 2025: 94.5 the buzz is playing seether, shinedown and Incubus.

It’s 2555: 94.5 the buzz is playing seether, shinedown and Incubus.

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Old Glory Robot Insurance @supermills.bsky.social · 19h

You can sing the “Do the doll up with Daisy” song even when you are dollupoing store brand sour cream, there’s nothing anybody can do to stop you.

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Old Glory Robot Insurance @supermills.bsky.social · 1d

I read this to my son this evening, a really good children’s book I had never heard of before.

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Old Glory Robot Insurance @supermills.bsky.social · 1d

Elenor Roosevelt?

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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 1d

Trump: "We took the freedom of speech away because that's been through the courts and the courts said you have freedom of speech, but what has happened is when they burn a flag it agitates and irritates crowds."

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Old Glory Robot Insurance @supermills.bsky.social · 1d

I dare those people to listen to his stupid boring ass podcast and come back and still say they like him.

Old Glory Robot Insurance @supermills.bsky.social · 1d

We need Snake. He's going to save the President's daughter in exchange for a pardon, but also what Snake doesn't yet realize is I have injected him with a poison and if he doesn't follow my orders directly he will be killed, but he's gotta escape from Portland or so it seems.

Old Glory Robot Insurance @supermills.bsky.social · 1d

you get the sense they're more worried for the health insurance companies losing customers than for the wellbeing of the American people.

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Old Glory Robot Insurance @supermills.bsky.social · 1d

person jumps in on a conversation you're having, you respond to them, they respond "I wasn't talking to you"

sigh.

Old Glory Robot Insurance @supermills.bsky.social · 1d

this isn't true.

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Jacqueline Sweet @jsweetli.bsky.social · 1d

NEW: A MAGA X account often shared by Senator Mike Lee and House Republicans like Nancy Mace--that often alleges Democrats encourage voting fraud-- is run by a man who not only has never stepped foot in the US, he also illegally donated to an American campaign.

www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...

The Viral MAGA Accounts Run by a Man Who Has Never Been to America

Two influential MAGA social media accounts are run by Rumen Naumovski, a Macedonian who may have illegally donated to a U.S. election.

www.rollingstone.com

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