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The Coolest Bitch in Town
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The only video I can think of to share at this portion of family Thanksgiving is Connor O'Malley -- Restart The Irish Mob. Sometimes it's better to say nothing and contribute in other ways youtu.be/oYLxkGz00d0?...
Irish Mob
YouTube video by Conner O'Malley
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November 28, 2025 at 12:05 AM
This Fortnite IP stuff is so fucking cringe who cares about any of this anymore?
November 28, 2025 at 12:07 AM
I don’t really want any weed right now but it’s the only thing I know of that will make my stomach not feel so full.
November 28, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Crazy how the FCC is like “F words are ok now”
November 27, 2025 at 11:15 PM
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Happy Thanksgiving from Mr Worldwide
November 27, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Dads, be sure to remember to tell everyone how good at basting you are.
November 27, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Kool and a Guy.
November 27, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Today I finally figured out which one was Shaggy and which one was Rayvon. This fact puts me in the top one percentile of all people.
November 27, 2025 at 6:39 PM
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November 27, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Tomorrow is Black Friday but today is actually a very special day for Plummers, they call it brown Thursday and it’s where they get to charge 4x normal rate to unclog drain lines
November 27, 2025 at 4:24 PM
A good way to tell if a recipe is AI generated is if it calls for baby carrots and shows pictures of small regular carrots and or starts calling small amounts of other vegetables “baby”.
November 27, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Man if I knew any of these boosters I would never do business with them because they are clearly making too much money
5:45 pm on Thanksgiving Eve?

Now THIS is how you news dump.
November 27, 2025 at 3:21 PM
No you see it’s funny because Santa is using a credit card and that he does things John Travolta characters do. Children love this because they love credit cards and John Travolta.
November 27, 2025 at 3:17 PM
We’re gonna get him out folks, we’re gonna rescue my good friend Jay ire Bolonago. We’re gonna ship him up here to the United States before he has to go to prison. It’s a beautiful word, an old word “Asylum” you can claim asylum when everyone in your country has gone insane and wants to jail you.
November 27, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Marleau’s 9th Birthday today Happy Birthday Marleau!
November 27, 2025 at 3:28 AM
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Pretty convincing evidence here that the Trump administration was planning to jailbreak and provide asylum for Bolsonaro -- and that Trump inadvertently revealed the plan.

And this, as the now-cliche goes, would have been a paralyzing scandal for any other administration.
Trump appears to blurt out secret plan, not knowing it's already a bust
YouTube video by MS NOW
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November 25, 2025 at 11:12 PM
still thinking about this
I just got to be amazing.

Mother in law bought a thing online and it came shipped with the security tag still on. I went into my FiL’s amazing shop, grabbed some wire cutters and snipped it off, setting off the alarm, so I grabbed this 80 year old 30 oz hammer and smashed the devil out of that tag.
November 25, 2025 at 4:13 PM
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Good morning! Wrote about Houston's new math of "anti-Moreyball" and how it's part of a larger trend in the league

www.nytimes.com/athletic/683...
These aren't Daryl Morey's Rockets, but they may be setting an offensive trend again
www.nytimes.com
November 25, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Me Q-tipping in my ears: Fuck Authority!
November 25, 2025 at 1:38 PM
It just doesn’t make any sense that the American Revolution was successful. There were so many times when the continental Army could have been easily wiped out. They made so many mistakes, but the British Generals never followed through.
November 25, 2025 at 4:29 AM
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Count your blessings.
@theonion.com
November 24, 2025 at 4:53 PM
So let me get this straight, I pay $20 a month for netflix and now suddenly I'm not allowed to watch it on my work computer. They want me to cancel is that right?
November 24, 2025 at 3:11 PM
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When Democrats finally regain power, if they don't pursue a program of holding to account every single fash shithead & totally reforming all the systems of fascism, then they're just pressing a pause button and all this will happen again a few years later, only more competently next time
eric swalwell said on msnow that a major goal of a dem majority after the midterms would be for ice masks to come off and badges to come out, this is insufficient
November 24, 2025 at 8:28 AM
Had a dream where someone was giving a guided tour of America to foreigners and I drove up by them in my car, got out and waved as I walked in somewhere and could hear them ask the guide “why does his car look so bad?”
November 24, 2025 at 2:13 PM
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Trump: Inshallah…pretty sure I’m saying that right. We love inshallah. We’re bringing the inshallah back and then salam. Reminds me of salami but we can’t do the pork, can we Mamadan? I call him Mamadan, he loves it.
November 22, 2025 at 3:33 AM