DM
superuber.bsky.social
DM
@superuber.bsky.social
Never follow a hippie to a second location.
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Why Do All These Homosexuals Keep Sucking My Cock?
theonion.com/why-do-...
June 4, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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Important to emphasize that he’s doing tariffs primarily because he doesn’t understand economics
April 2, 2025 at 9:43 PM
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a friend texted me this and I felt I should share it
January 13, 2025 at 3:50 PM
So official looking! Or something
December 30, 2024 at 10:53 PM
My copy of @theonion.com arrived with actual wrapping paper and I am dying 🤣
December 21, 2024 at 7:34 PM
What’s up Caturday?
December 21, 2024 at 6:45 PM
Play doh soap for the kiddos, puns for the adults.
December 21, 2024 at 5:45 PM
My favorite wrapping job so far. Welcome back @theonion.com
December 20, 2024 at 11:36 AM
Getting daily baby blue eggs from the girls now.
December 15, 2024 at 11:47 PM
He "will continue to be a tireless advocate for the improvement of reimbursement rates for the underprivileged patient population."

Mmkay
December 9, 2024 at 8:42 PM
I love that the Onion is back in print form.
December 5, 2024 at 6:28 PM
Well fuck.
November 6, 2024 at 11:19 AM
Spring is happening!
May 7, 2024 at 10:01 AM
Went to a record show this weekend and this is one of my scores. Great pressing the sound is so crisp!
May 6, 2024 at 8:40 PM
Why is “new” Teams so hateful?!?
February 28, 2024 at 5:32 PM
Worth a shot to post here too. gofund.me/a5dc7351 a dear friend had a terrible accident and needs assistance. If can help awesome, if you can spread the word also awesome thanks :)
November 8, 2023 at 9:19 PM
Scenes from my csa pickup
September 1, 2023 at 8:22 PM
I see skies of blue…
August 17, 2023 at 2:29 PM