Chancellor Crepe
@suprvolcanotruthr.bsky.social
Just a human-bean fluctuating between understanding the world on deep integral level never before seen, and slightly confused.
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This message is for Phil Trout
December 4, 2025 at 9:25 AM
This message is for Phil Trout
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The pocket was invented by Preston Phillip Pocket, who was known in fashion circles as "P.P. Pocket"
September 14, 2025 at 10:48 PM
The pocket was invented by Preston Phillip Pocket, who was known in fashion circles as "P.P. Pocket"
One of my cats has Cameron Diaz energy.
March 4, 2025 at 7:41 PM
One of my cats has Cameron Diaz energy.
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I cant believe you lost your shoe without farting first
Trollop!
Trollop!
January 29, 2025 at 12:39 AM
I cant believe you lost your shoe without farting first
Trollop!
Trollop!
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Please don’t even talk to me in the morning until I’ve had my coffee, 27 hours of alone time, several months by the seaside to ease my agonies, and many decades to wander the earth until the fabled blade of my ancestors can finally be reforged
January 22, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Please don’t even talk to me in the morning until I’ve had my coffee, 27 hours of alone time, several months by the seaside to ease my agonies, and many decades to wander the earth until the fabled blade of my ancestors can finally be reforged
Cooking up some fondukfast on a Friday night.
January 11, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Cooking up some fondukfast on a Friday night.
People are always talking about brain hacking; so I just go new axe. Hmu if you got a brain you want hacked.
January 9, 2025 at 7:34 PM
People are always talking about brain hacking; so I just go new axe. Hmu if you got a brain you want hacked.
What can you post online? I’m new, and exploring my options. Thanks ❤️
December 13, 2024 at 5:05 PM
What can you post online? I’m new, and exploring my options. Thanks ❤️
I’m currently having a freaky Friday experience with someone else’s mom.
November 28, 2024 at 12:18 PM
I’m currently having a freaky Friday experience with someone else’s mom.
Not sure how to post so I just binge post once every 4-6 months.
November 28, 2024 at 3:14 AM
Not sure how to post so I just binge post once every 4-6 months.
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Actually, in France male athletes wear jacquestraps to protect their oui ouis
November 27, 2024 at 4:51 PM
Actually, in France male athletes wear jacquestraps to protect their oui ouis
I’ve started keeping a cocktail shrimp behind my ear for when I’m in need of late night snack.
November 28, 2024 at 3:01 AM
I’ve started keeping a cocktail shrimp behind my ear for when I’m in need of late night snack.
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I had to leave r/HugeEmptyHangars the place was a fucking echo chamber
November 19, 2024 at 4:21 PM
I had to leave r/HugeEmptyHangars the place was a fucking echo chamber
The only reason I go on Facebook is to see one particular person’s posts. Today she shared a picture of the dead body of her husband’s grandmother.
January 31, 2024 at 1:01 AM
The only reason I go on Facebook is to see one particular person’s posts. Today she shared a picture of the dead body of her husband’s grandmother.
My boss just emailed me this. Should I be concerned?
January 19, 2024 at 11:24 PM
My boss just emailed me this. Should I be concerned?
Winter vacay boy
December 24, 2023 at 12:17 AM
Winter vacay boy
I’m aging like fine ale in a Jesuit monastery.
December 23, 2023 at 1:37 AM
I’m aging like fine ale in a Jesuit monastery.
I skeeted about Jimmy Carter and then Henry Kissinger dies instead. Okay…. seems like some misdirection on the cloning thing.
November 30, 2023 at 2:04 AM
I skeeted about Jimmy Carter and then Henry Kissinger dies instead. Okay…. seems like some misdirection on the cloning thing.
Is the reason Jimmy Carter is still alive on hospice this long, because he is being cloned?
November 30, 2023 at 1:36 AM
Is the reason Jimmy Carter is still alive on hospice this long, because he is being cloned?
My cat becoming a menace all because he wants a laser pointer.
November 26, 2023 at 10:16 AM
My cat becoming a menace all because he wants a laser pointer.
It’s hard being the first woman in the neighborhood to wear pants.
November 26, 2023 at 9:46 AM
It’s hard being the first woman in the neighborhood to wear pants.
What if I’m not a hat girl because in reality I’m a balaclava girl? Is this a rare type?
November 17, 2023 at 11:29 PM
What if I’m not a hat girl because in reality I’m a balaclava girl? Is this a rare type?