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HaoleBoy
@surferscott.bsky.social
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Surfer. Skater. BMXer. Jobless. er

I have strong opinions on everything. I also have a filthy fucking mouth.
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#NewOrleans
July 21, 2025 at 3:07 PM
surferscott.bsky.social
Banned on X lol
June 16, 2025 at 12:47 AM
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JD Vance Rushed To Walter Reed After Inner Hillbilly Returns
June 5, 2025 at 5:00 PM
surferscott.bsky.social
Pope announced
May 7, 2025 at 7:35 PM
surferscott.bsky.social
Gotta love the algo media placement.
May 7, 2025 at 4:10 PM
surferscott.bsky.social
My way is way cooler than spokes and crappy bars
April 17, 2025 at 7:06 PM
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chrislabarthe.bsky.social
The Boys From Brazillionaire
ericcolumbus.bsky.social Eric Columbus @ericcolumbus.bsky.social · Apr 16
Free link to crazy WSJ story about Musk and his “harem drama.” Can’t do it justice with the four-screenshot limit!

www.wsj.com/politics/elo...
The Tactics Elon Musk Uses to Manage His 'Legion' of Babies-and Their Mothers The world's richest man juggles more than a dozen children and 'harem drama' along with running his companies and advising Trump. He recently took a paternity test in a battle with one woman over money and privacy. Musk refers to his offspring as a "legion," a reference to the ancient military units that could contain thousands of soldiers and were key to extending the reach of the Roman Empire. During St. Clair's pregnancy, Musk suggested that they bring in other women to have even more of their children faster. "To reach legion-level before the apocalypse," he said to St. Clair in a text message viewed by The Wall Street Journal, "we will need to use surrogates." During the height of her interactions with the billionaire owner, Fong earned $21,000 on the platform in a two-week period in November, according to a screenshot she posted. That was about when Musk sent her a direct message asking if she was interested in having his child, according to people familiar with the matter. The two had never met in person. Fong didn't move forward with Musk because she pictured having children in a more traditional nuclear family, but confided to a few friends about the approach -including St. Clair, whom she knew as another conservative social-media figure-and how she worried that turning him down could hurt her earnings. Once Musk learned that Fong disclosed the request to others, he chided her for not using discretion, according to the people, and unfollowed her. That contributed to a fall in her engagement, and her earnings declined.
April 16, 2025 at 2:40 AM
surferscott.bsky.social
#MAGAI
April 12, 2025 at 3:05 PM
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theonion.com
Coachella Unveils Premium VIP Areas Where Fans Will Be Able To See, Hear Bands
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Coachella Unveils Premium VIP Areas Where Fans Will Be Able To See, Hear Bands
April 12, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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Am I high?
April 12, 2025 at 1:37 AM
surferscott.bsky.social
Approved.

Close and bill it.
April 12, 2025 at 1:24 AM
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Revised National Parks Webpage Describes Harriet Tubman As Human Trafficker
Revised National Parks Webpage Describes Harriet Tubman As Human Trafficker
WASHINGTON—As the Trump administration continues to alter the version of American history that appears in government publications, sources confirmed Monday that a page on the National Parks website ha...
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April 7, 2025 at 8:15 PM
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wokefloridawoman.bsky.social
Sign from Hands Off on Florida
April 5, 2025 at 8:38 PM
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April 5, 2025 at 2:01 PM
surferscott.bsky.social
America in four frames.
April 4, 2025 at 2:08 PM
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Nation Could Have Sworn Russell Brand Was Already Convicted Sex Offender
Nation Could Have Sworn Russell Brand Was Already Convicted Sex Offender
NEW YORK—Stressing that the memory seemed so fresh and vivid in their minds, the confused nation announced Monday that they could have sworn British entertainer Russell Brand was already a convicted s...
theonion.com
April 4, 2025 at 1:50 PM
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Murphy: "Newsflash: These guys are incompetent. They don't know what they're doing. We hired a weekend Fox News host with no diplomatic or management experience with a checkered personal history of abuse and alcoholism to be our chief national security official. And it's going very badly."
April 1, 2025 at 8:36 PM
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Trump ‘Not Joking’ About Seeking Third Term
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“Makes sense. There can’t be a fourth Trump term without a third.” Freddy Ovando, Mirror Shatterer
April 2, 2025 at 6:30 PM
surferscott.bsky.social
Rest in Peace, Gay Perry.
April 2, 2025 at 10:15 AM
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Trump Announces 25% Tariff On Talking Cars
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Trump Announces 25% Tariff On Talking Cars
March 28, 2025 at 4:00 PM
surferscott.bsky.social
heh
March 26, 2025 at 7:34 PM
surferscott.bsky.social
Spring have spranged.
March 26, 2025 at 7:32 PM
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keithedwards.bsky.social
We need more Jon Ossoffs in the Democratic Party.

This is just fantastic.
March 22, 2025 at 10:44 PM
surferscott.bsky.social
I have had sex. And more than once. So I have rhythm. So that’s fact. I have rhythm. FACT!

But these, these bongos do not work. There’s something wrong with their rhythm.

Bongos was also voice2txt misspelled as mangoes.
March 23, 2025 at 2:25 AM
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Why you playin’?
March 21, 2025 at 11:29 AM