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Ranked one of the Top 10 Surprised Face Guys on Bluesky, 2023.

Sorry in advance: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaaly5qgvbn52
It should be possible to change your PFP facial expression based on the content of the post. Lots of people posting news about the ICE murders have PVPs like
January 9, 2026 at 7:17 AM
One of my most firmly held beliefs.
December 16, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Why. Are. Their. Eyes. Always. Like. That.
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December 13, 2025 at 7:40 AM
Lots to unpack here.
December 5, 2025 at 7:51 AM
Look at these bad ass mfs
December 5, 2025 at 7:50 AM
I love all of you.
November 21, 2025 at 6:38 AM
I watched this with Closed Captioning on and when I saw this I was like "there's no way to know if this is an error or not."
November 6, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Meanwhile, at the RNC headquarters:
November 6, 2025 at 12:05 AM
I have an idea
October 30, 2025 at 1:11 AM
I bought 3
October 25, 2025 at 6:07 AM
me, getting a tour of the white house in 9 months
October 23, 2025 at 7:31 PM
the markets have spoken re:assassinations
September 12, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Had to check
September 10, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Erin did you ever see this one
August 30, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Guys, I'm multilingual.
August 27, 2025 at 6:33 AM
Look at this bullshit. This is an appointment. This is what an appointment is.
August 22, 2025 at 10:10 PM
I hope the bullets weren’t injured 😕

Also, let’s not miss that the cops didn’t do shit. The dude gave himself up because random bystanders talked him out of it.
August 18, 2025 at 6:43 PM
August 12, 2025 at 11:17 PM
the unblurred version will cost you $9.95
August 12, 2025 at 8:55 PM
I mean, come on. This is art.
August 5, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Quick, someone tell me how to monetize this
July 30, 2025 at 9:10 AM
they called him a pioneer
July 23, 2025 at 8:26 AM
Got a car with one of those augmented reality windshields and I'm not sure it's working.
July 23, 2025 at 12:28 AM
REST IN PISS ASSHOLE
July 21, 2025 at 8:08 AM
I mean, they’re right, in sense.
July 14, 2025 at 10:46 PM