I'm not right wing but some of this "woke" stuff is a little over the top [6 months later] Slavery was fine. Your city is under martial law

every leftist politician in america needs to follow the mamdani formula. he is the case study for the future

I gotta be honest, after a dozen breathless articles, I’ve come to the conclusion that Bluesky might not be the “political bubble” that some journalists said it was.

the guys who crash the economy every time promising to not crash the economy this time

I don’t even know what to say here. We’re talking about a generational posting crashout. Lmfao NOW you’re concerned about conflicts of interest.

Roses are red
Violets are blue

We finally fixed illegal immigration (nobody wants to come here anymore)

Elon and Kimbal would engage in full-on brawls—brawls producing blood and even hospitalization—in the office.

Let me repeat: in the office. In front of employees.

I know of no niceties of journalism that require me to say anything about that but the following: a boss who acts this way is deranged.

losing my mind

Calling my lawyer from jail: I only have a minute so listen carefully. I need you to log on to my account and post "Conversations used to hit different on these" and a pic of a rotary phone

smartest people on earth

ELON PLAN A: “If you pay $8, people are forced to see your racist replies first.”

ELON PLAN B: “Since normal humans keep blocking people who pay $8, you may now hide your check when posting racist replies.”

ELON PLAN C: “Nobody can be blocked unless they say where my plane is”

This man has a billion dollars and every day a guy named catturd2 tells him what to do