Me: I will just relax for a few minutes by playing a mindless game on my phone

Phone: Cool, every 90 seconds you will just need to watch a little animated snuff film featuring a mother and child freezing to death, or a king slowly being crushed against a spiky wall by piles of falling rubble

Here’s a wonderful Veritasium mini-documentary about Theo Jansen and his Strandbeests, the inspiration for the arucuro tocua, the massive walking bone beasts of the Lyucu and Agon in the Dandelion Dynasty.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=IFaA...

2003 is gonna be my year I can feel it.

Oh look! It’s a gallery of things I must now order online because it takes 20 minutes to find the Keeper of the Deodorant Key

This is the most exciting thing that’s come in the mail all month