Pumpkin Escobar
@kingmonkeysunkle.bsky.social
What's normal for the spider
Is chaos for the fly
Death for the caterpillar
Birth for the butterfly
Ian Brown.
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Is chaos for the fly
Death for the caterpillar
Birth for the butterfly
Ian Brown.
https://bsky.app/profile/kingmonkeysunkle.bsky.social/search
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Linkedin be like someone in the human trafficking industry viewed your profile unlock premium to see how much danger you're in.
America. You're in danger, girl.
January 8, 2026 at 6:31 PM
America. You're in danger, girl.
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If you’ve seen a panda at the zoo, you’ve seen my best sex moves.
May 18, 2025 at 4:55 AM
If you’ve seen a panda at the zoo, you’ve seen my best sex moves.
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They should invent news for happy thiings
May 17, 2025 at 6:16 PM
They should invent news for happy thiings
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I hate it when I walk into a hotel in California and forget why I came in and then try to leave, but no. No sir.
December 27, 2024 at 2:38 PM
I hate it when I walk into a hotel in California and forget why I came in and then try to leave, but no. No sir.
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sorry I haven’t been online lately I’ve been trying to pull up my yoga pants
May 13, 2025 at 9:58 PM
sorry I haven’t been online lately I’ve been trying to pull up my yoga pants
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Even the men here think the men here are morons
May 16, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Even the men here think the men here are morons
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Idk but maybe when the Ambien is kicking in isn’t the best time to be making decisions. Or maybe it is?!
May 18, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Idk but maybe when the Ambien is kicking in isn’t the best time to be making decisions. Or maybe it is?!
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Life is so much easier in theory than in practice.
May 17, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Life is so much easier in theory than in practice.
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remember to recycle your feelings. for the planet.
May 18, 2025 at 7:47 AM
remember to recycle your feelings. for the planet.
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this is your reminder to lift your leg and give that baby a gentle shake to wake it we ain’t tryna fall over in the employee bathroom today
May 16, 2025 at 12:37 PM
this is your reminder to lift your leg and give that baby a gentle shake to wake it we ain’t tryna fall over in the employee bathroom today
who was this Toby character and what beef did Hamlet have with him exactly
this might be the worst tweet ever written, but here we are.
this might be the worst tweet ever written, but here we are.
May 18, 2025 at 6:38 AM
who was this Toby character and what beef did Hamlet have with him exactly
this might be the worst tweet ever written, but here we are.
this might be the worst tweet ever written, but here we are.
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One day you’re young and the next thing you know, you’d rather have dinner at 4:30pm than risk waiting 15 minutes for a table.
May 17, 2025 at 8:41 AM
One day you’re young and the next thing you know, you’d rather have dinner at 4:30pm than risk waiting 15 minutes for a table.
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watching my bright whites progressively fade to grey and pretending it isn't a metaphor for my life
May 17, 2025 at 4:14 PM
watching my bright whites progressively fade to grey and pretending it isn't a metaphor for my life
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One of those monthly subscription boxes but for undetectable poisons
May 17, 2025 at 1:12 PM
One of those monthly subscription boxes but for undetectable poisons
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It’s Friday I’m in love with improved lumbar support
May 16, 2025 at 11:38 AM
It’s Friday I’m in love with improved lumbar support
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binge watching my dogs until further notice
May 18, 2025 at 6:26 AM
binge watching my dogs until further notice
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Reconsider your friends if you wouldn’t want them on your team during a zombie apocalypse
May 17, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Reconsider your friends if you wouldn’t want them on your team during a zombie apocalypse
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Face down, ass up, baby.
We're gonna win this wheelbarrow race.
We're gonna win this wheelbarrow race.
May 17, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Face down, ass up, baby.
We're gonna win this wheelbarrow race.
We're gonna win this wheelbarrow race.
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I can’t take you seriously if you take yourself too seriously.
May 17, 2025 at 11:54 AM
I can’t take you seriously if you take yourself too seriously.
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Regret. It's what's for breakfast.
May 17, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Regret. It's what's for breakfast.
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fun first date idea: trust falls from a busy overpass
May 17, 2025 at 12:09 PM
fun first date idea: trust falls from a busy overpass
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Slept like it was my job
that I'm not very good at
that I'm not very good at
May 17, 2025 at 11:43 AM
Slept like it was my job
that I'm not very good at
that I'm not very good at