‘In sickness and in health,’ sure, but also in silliness and in mischief. Partners in life and in crime and in pranks and in jokes. Two ridiculous peas in the same dumbass pod.

"it takes balls to do that" vs "they put their whole pussy into that". balls is bravery. but pussy... pussy is passion

And to be so very clear, JKR has openly stated that the money she makes from Harry Potter (in all its forms, right now) goes directly to conservative and specifically anti-trans causes.

Do not financially engage with Harry Potter. Don't even engage with it for free. It's a Faustian IP, do not.

im not going to be mean about nonsensical crackshipping flowcharts but i NEED people to stop fucking conflating top/bottom with dom/sub it's driving me CRAZY

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Pay attention to the newly accelerated war on porn.

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So it's dangerous for China to have the ability to access our data and manipulate us via social media apps.

But it's okay for America's billionaires to have the ability to access our data and manipulate us via social media apps.

Do I have this right?

I've always been a believer in returning your shopping cart as a minimal duty we owe each other in polite society. But if your carts have those anti-theft things that lock the wheels randomly while we are still in the parking lot I will drag the fucker to my car and leave it there

ive got to start curating the feed so ill have somewhere to mindlessly scroll for hours at a time when tiktok ends itself

I need to be insane about the things I love otherwise the insanity will bleed over to other aspects of my life. I can only practice decorum and be demure in public if I can be unhinged in private.

i was warned by twitter that everyone on here would be cringey millenials but its actually just people in their mid 20s who are horny as fuck