I bought a new book last night and it feels deeply unfair that I have to go to work now.

Frida here to remind you that in addition to fighting, you must rest and recharge.

Dems should take a hard line: no CRs or debt ceiling increases without full reinstatement of fired federal employees with back pay and an independent special prosecutor that Trump can't fire to investigate what happened over the last week with Musk.

I need Americans to hate this administration the way Kendrick hates Drake so they can actually stand a chance of surviving

Okay my friends. I need some photos of cuteness. Post photos of your fur babies, skin babies, scale babies - I’ll take what you got.

ski instructor said the yeti turds I found are moose droppings. am I supposed to be comforted by the fact the yeti is riding a goddamn moose

I hate making dinner.

Apparently I’m late with dinner.

Not a trap. Venus will let anyone run her belly.

Birthday weekend at Cannon Beach

New rule: if you drive a loud engine revving car and can’t parallel park on an incline in less than 3 minutes, FIND ANOTHER PARKING SPOT.

I cannot be the only competent cook who struggles with rice? Can I? 🤨

In ON TYRANNY, the author recommends subscribing to long form journalism.

Looking for recommendations - which papers or magazines do you trust (and enjoy?) for insightful analysis of the State of the World (tm)?

Dashiell wants to make sure you’re taking good care of yourself. He recommends a bath, a nap, and some food.

When you think you’re doing JUST FINE, then look down and realize you stress-bit your knuckle and left a mark. #stress #theadultsarenotokay

Frida says go out today and SLEIGH #puns #sorrynotsorry #christmasfit