Every legal story now is either

Ancient Circuit Judge Delivers Crystal Clear 100 Page Rebuke To Trumpist Overreach

or

In Unsigned Shadow Docket Decision, 6-3 Majority Declares Trump Can Hunt People For Sport

“The entire state should be abandoned” is a moderate position, go Gators

Theo Von in The Gentleman would’ve been a 10-minute show

i don't know what 2013 me would find more surprising between a royals world title, or me deciding i like hudler. but here we are lol

i always assumed 100% of their interactions started with them looking at each other as if they were each examining a curio from an alternate dimension and then remembering halfway through that they have a common ground of not knowing what xFIP means

What if Taylor had to write increasingly un-subtle lyrics about Travis Kelce’s penis until he finally understood it