chris sevedge
@svdg.bsky.social
when i roll four deep it's two children in the club
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Every legal story now is either
Ancient Circuit Judge Delivers Crystal Clear 100 Page Rebuke To Trumpist Overreach
or
In Unsigned Shadow Docket Decision, 6-3 Majority Declares Trump Can Hunt People For Sport
Ancient Circuit Judge Delivers Crystal Clear 100 Page Rebuke To Trumpist Overreach
or
In Unsigned Shadow Docket Decision, 6-3 Majority Declares Trump Can Hunt People For Sport
October 3, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Every legal story now is either
Ancient Circuit Judge Delivers Crystal Clear 100 Page Rebuke To Trumpist Overreach
or
In Unsigned Shadow Docket Decision, 6-3 Majority Declares Trump Can Hunt People For Sport
Ancient Circuit Judge Delivers Crystal Clear 100 Page Rebuke To Trumpist Overreach
or
In Unsigned Shadow Docket Decision, 6-3 Majority Declares Trump Can Hunt People For Sport
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in which I offer to politely end an interview about books, and anthony jeselnik says, wait I do have a few more thoughts
www.vulture.com/article/anth...
www.vulture.com/article/anth...
December 10, 2025 at 8:46 PM
in which I offer to politely end an interview about books, and anthony jeselnik says, wait I do have a few more thoughts
www.vulture.com/article/anth...
www.vulture.com/article/anth...
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This entire grift relies on convincing people that they don't know how to do the things they have always known how to do, and ironically, if it works, we will, in a very short amount of time, forget how to do all the things we have always known how to do.
Jimmy Fallon: "And do you use ChatGPT when raising your baby?"
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
December 9, 2025 at 3:40 PM
This entire grift relies on convincing people that they don't know how to do the things they have always known how to do, and ironically, if it works, we will, in a very short amount of time, forget how to do all the things we have always known how to do.
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i understand that "tech ceos don't value child development" is like the least surprising statement but the truly astonishing part of this clip for me comes earlier when altman says that chatgpt is a genius so he feels really bad when he asks it questions about stupid things, like parenting
Jimmy Fallon: "And do you use ChatGPT when raising your baby?"
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
December 9, 2025 at 4:07 PM
i understand that "tech ceos don't value child development" is like the least surprising statement but the truly astonishing part of this clip for me comes earlier when altman says that chatgpt is a genius so he feels really bad when he asks it questions about stupid things, like parenting
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Democratic Leader Hakeem Jeffries: “Strong floor, no ceiling”
Colombian President Gustavo Petro: “A clan of pedophiles wants to destroy our democracy.”
Colombian President Gustavo Petro: “A clan of pedophiles wants to destroy our democracy.”
December 3, 2025 at 6:53 AM
Democratic Leader Hakeem Jeffries: “Strong floor, no ceiling”
Colombian President Gustavo Petro: “A clan of pedophiles wants to destroy our democracy.”
Colombian President Gustavo Petro: “A clan of pedophiles wants to destroy our democracy.”
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Lane Kiffin is trying to win over the media by procrastinating on a deadline
November 30, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Lane Kiffin is trying to win over the media by procrastinating on a deadline
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It's Thanksgiving and I'm feeling generous so here's Busta Rhymes and the TMNT
November 27, 2025 at 5:38 PM
It's Thanksgiving and I'm feeling generous so here's Busta Rhymes and the TMNT
shopping for kegerators........ to make my own sparkling water. i'm not beating the washed up allegations from here on out
October 26, 2025 at 2:09 PM
shopping for kegerators........ to make my own sparkling water. i'm not beating the washed up allegations from here on out
lol our baby is going to be a bat <3
Attended a thing w elementary age kids and im revising this:
10% Bluey
50% K pop demon hunters
20% Random animals
20% Witty referential costume for hipster parents that the kids don’t understand
10% Bluey
50% K pop demon hunters
20% Random animals
20% Witty referential costume for hipster parents that the kids don’t understand
October 26, 2025 at 2:18 AM
lol our baby is going to be a bat <3
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“The entire state should be abandoned” is a moderate position, go Gators
October 25, 2025 at 2:06 PM
“The entire state should be abandoned” is a moderate position, go Gators
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The two fastest pitches Shohei Ohtani has ever thrown were both to Vinnie Pasquantino ... two years apart.
Naturally, Vinnie had to find out why.
Naturally, Vinnie had to find out why.
October 23, 2025 at 11:30 PM
The two fastest pitches Shohei Ohtani has ever thrown were both to Vinnie Pasquantino ... two years apart.
Naturally, Vinnie had to find out why.
Naturally, Vinnie had to find out why.
certified loverboy? certified nonactionable opinion.
NEW: Drake loses his defamation case against Kendrick Lamar over the “Not Like Us” lyrics.
More coming @courthousenews.bsky.social
More coming @courthousenews.bsky.social
October 9, 2025 at 9:12 PM
certified loverboy? certified nonactionable opinion.
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Trevor Lawrence Legacy Drive
October 7, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Trevor Lawrence Legacy Drive
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Theo Von in The Gentleman would’ve been a 10-minute show
October 4, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Theo Von in The Gentleman would’ve been a 10-minute show
first good thing that facebook has shown me in years #royals #boomyosted
October 3, 2025 at 11:45 PM
first good thing that facebook has shown me in years #royals #boomyosted
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i'ma keep it real with you: i think it's funny and cool that there's a tswift song about travis kelce's dick now
October 3, 2025 at 9:10 PM
i'ma keep it real with you: i think it's funny and cool that there's a tswift song about travis kelce's dick now
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What if Taylor had to write increasingly un-subtle lyrics about Travis Kelce’s penis until he finally understood it
October 3, 2025 at 4:27 PM
What if Taylor had to write increasingly un-subtle lyrics about Travis Kelce’s penis until he finally understood it
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Taylor loves including subtle, artfully-worded allusions to her personal life in her music, but sometimes listeners who aren’t steeped in her lifetime of lore—or who didn’t major in English!—might miss them.
For example, these lyrics about Travis Kelce’s penis are secretly about Travis Kelce’s penis
For example, these lyrics about Travis Kelce’s penis are secretly about Travis Kelce’s penis
you gotta have someone in your life who will take you aside and tell you no
October 3, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Taylor loves including subtle, artfully-worded allusions to her personal life in her music, but sometimes listeners who aren’t steeped in her lifetime of lore—or who didn’t major in English!—might miss them.
For example, these lyrics about Travis Kelce’s penis are secretly about Travis Kelce’s penis
For example, these lyrics about Travis Kelce’s penis are secretly about Travis Kelce’s penis
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a heartwarming story of how being an unethical and talentless hack is no barrier to success when you are willing to endlessly flatter the wretched views of rich dipshits
Bari Weiss is set to be named the editor in chief of CBS News, the New York Post reports
October 2, 2025 at 8:12 PM
a heartwarming story of how being an unethical and talentless hack is no barrier to success when you are willing to endlessly flatter the wretched views of rich dipshits
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"no more superficial individual expression"
September 30, 2025 at 10:52 PM
"no more superficial individual expression"
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RIP Kaleb Horton
kalebhorton.ghost.io/2025-so-far/
kalebhorton.ghost.io/2025-so-far/
September 27, 2025 at 1:01 PM
RIP Kaleb Horton
kalebhorton.ghost.io/2025-so-far/
kalebhorton.ghost.io/2025-so-far/
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Awful news that Kaleb Horton died. A talented writer who in another time would've been getting $5 a word with an expense account. Read his skilled filleting of the Entourage movie web.archive.org/web/20150605...
Entourage And The Slow-Burning Death Of The American Dream - Bitter Empire
Entourage is exactly as awful as you think it is, part one.
web.archive.org
September 27, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Awful news that Kaleb Horton died. A talented writer who in another time would've been getting $5 a word with an expense account. Read his skilled filleting of the Entourage movie web.archive.org/web/20150605...