swagahoff
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This thread is INSANE
I just woke up from a nap and somehow while I was asleep, everyone on the bus has figured out we are not going to the right place
January 20, 2026 at 11:30 AM
This thread is INSANE
I don’t believe what I just saw
January 19, 2026 at 2:38 AM
I don’t believe what I just saw
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“It’s like half of y’all ain’t never seen Star Wars or a Disney movie. How do you not know which side to root on?”
January 14, 2026 at 4:04 AM
“It’s like half of y’all ain’t never seen Star Wars or a Disney movie. How do you not know which side to root on?”
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someone tell secretary breakfast gin there are cheaper ways to see soldiers in bikinis
U.S. Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth announced the integration of Elon Musk's xAI platform, Grok, into military networks as part of a new "AI acceleration strategy" during a visit to SpaceX.
January 13, 2026 at 4:53 AM
someone tell secretary breakfast gin there are cheaper ways to see soldiers in bikinis
Man. You just know Prince would be fucking ICE up right now.
January 10, 2026 at 2:18 AM
Man. You just know Prince would be fucking ICE up right now.
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I’m old enough to remember when America didn’t fucking suck.
February 9, 2025 at 11:01 PM
I’m old enough to remember when America didn’t fucking suck.
@jd-vance-1.bsky.social is an embarrassment to this country and if he were a regular citizen I truly believe that people would beat his smug ass on the regular just because.
January 9, 2026 at 2:17 AM
@jd-vance-1.bsky.social is an embarrassment to this country and if he were a regular citizen I truly believe that people would beat his smug ass on the regular just because.
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Everyone should watch this timeline using multiple videos. Not only do these ICE wannabe cowboys shoot an unarmed woman, they also keep a man who identifies himself as a doctor from approaching the vehicle.
www.nytimes.com/video/us/100...
www.nytimes.com/video/us/100...
Video: Videos Contradict Trump Administration Account of ICE Shooting in Minneapolis
An analysis of footage from three camera angles show that the vehicle appears to be turning away from a federal officer as he opened fire.
www.nytimes.com
January 8, 2026 at 4:58 PM
Everyone should watch this timeline using multiple videos. Not only do these ICE wannabe cowboys shoot an unarmed woman, they also keep a man who identifies himself as a doctor from approaching the vehicle.
www.nytimes.com/video/us/100...
www.nytimes.com/video/us/100...
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me every single day
January 3, 2026 at 5:29 PM
me every single day
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It is truly insane to me that our system has the means to end this insanity but the people who can effect it refuse to…even though we are now at a point where in cannot possibly be in their own interest to keep supporting this shitshow
January 5, 2026 at 4:56 PM
It is truly insane to me that our system has the means to end this insanity but the people who can effect it refuse to…even though we are now at a point where in cannot possibly be in their own interest to keep supporting this shitshow
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A regime that accidentally shared military attack plans with a reporter says it can't follow the law and consult Congress because it's worried about leaks.
January 4, 2026 at 4:15 PM
A regime that accidentally shared military attack plans with a reporter says it can't follow the law and consult Congress because it's worried about leaks.
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They gentrified the tinfoil hat
January 1, 2026 at 8:57 PM
They gentrified the tinfoil hat
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If 7 @democrats.senate.gov & @senangusking.bsky.social are truly playing 4-D chess against the GOP, they are shitty messengers. The rest of the Sen, apparently the @housedemocrats.bsky.social & a large swath of Americans aren’t on board & all people like @kaine.senate.gov can do is be condescending
November 11, 2025 at 12:44 PM
If 7 @democrats.senate.gov & @senangusking.bsky.social are truly playing 4-D chess against the GOP, they are shitty messengers. The rest of the Sen, apparently the @housedemocrats.bsky.social & a large swath of Americans aren’t on board & all people like @kaine.senate.gov can do is be condescending
How it started and how it’s going:
November 10, 2025 at 11:42 PM
How it started and how it’s going:
@booker.senate.gov @cortezmasto.senate.gov
@durbin.senate.gov @fetterman.senate.gov @kirstengillibrand.bsky.social @hassan.senate.gov @senangusking.bsky.social @ossoff.senate.gov @shaheen.senate.gov @markwarner.bsky.social
FUCK ALL OF YOU.What was even the point? Goddamn you people are worthless
@durbin.senate.gov @fetterman.senate.gov @kirstengillibrand.bsky.social @hassan.senate.gov @senangusking.bsky.social @ossoff.senate.gov @shaheen.senate.gov @markwarner.bsky.social
FUCK ALL OF YOU.What was even the point? Goddamn you people are worthless
November 10, 2025 at 1:18 AM
@booker.senate.gov @cortezmasto.senate.gov
@durbin.senate.gov @fetterman.senate.gov @kirstengillibrand.bsky.social @hassan.senate.gov @senangusking.bsky.social @ossoff.senate.gov @shaheen.senate.gov @markwarner.bsky.social
FUCK ALL OF YOU.What was even the point? Goddamn you people are worthless
@durbin.senate.gov @fetterman.senate.gov @kirstengillibrand.bsky.social @hassan.senate.gov @senangusking.bsky.social @ossoff.senate.gov @shaheen.senate.gov @markwarner.bsky.social
FUCK ALL OF YOU.What was even the point? Goddamn you people are worthless
@booker.senate.gov @cortezmasto.senate.gov
@durbin.senate.gov @fetterman.senate.gov @kirstengillibrand.bsky.social @hassan.senate.gov @senangusking.bsky.social @ossoff.senate.gov @shaheen.senate.gov @markwarner.bsky.social
DON’T YOU FUCKING DARE.
DON’T
YOU
FUCKING
DARE
@durbin.senate.gov @fetterman.senate.gov @kirstengillibrand.bsky.social @hassan.senate.gov @senangusking.bsky.social @ossoff.senate.gov @shaheen.senate.gov @markwarner.bsky.social
DON’T YOU FUCKING DARE.
DON’T
YOU
FUCKING
DARE
November 9, 2025 at 9:41 PM
@booker.senate.gov @cortezmasto.senate.gov
@durbin.senate.gov @fetterman.senate.gov @kirstengillibrand.bsky.social @hassan.senate.gov @senangusking.bsky.social @ossoff.senate.gov @shaheen.senate.gov @markwarner.bsky.social
DON’T YOU FUCKING DARE.
DON’T
YOU
FUCKING
DARE
@durbin.senate.gov @fetterman.senate.gov @kirstengillibrand.bsky.social @hassan.senate.gov @senangusking.bsky.social @ossoff.senate.gov @shaheen.senate.gov @markwarner.bsky.social
DON’T YOU FUCKING DARE.
DON’T
YOU
FUCKING
DARE
Always disappointing to see fans of the big orange American cancer at a @cubsbot.bsky.social game.
July 5, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Always disappointing to see fans of the big orange American cancer at a @cubsbot.bsky.social game.
@schumer.senate.gov what the fuck are you doing??
July 1, 2025 at 8:30 PM
@schumer.senate.gov what the fuck are you doing??
June 27, 2025 at 7:20 PM
I would rather invite an unknown immigrant into my house than I would a known Trump supporter.
June 19, 2025 at 8:56 PM
I would rather invite an unknown immigrant into my house than I would a known Trump supporter.
Ageism is definitely a thing & I worry about it. However, sometimes you realize that time has passed you by. Like when I mentioned Tom Petty to a 25 year old & they said "who"? I guess what I'm saying is @schumer.senate.gov, get your old ass out of the way & let a new generation cook.
March 14, 2025 at 11:10 AM
Ageism is definitely a thing & I worry about it. However, sometimes you realize that time has passed you by. Like when I mentioned Tom Petty to a 25 year old & they said "who"? I guess what I'm saying is @schumer.senate.gov, get your old ass out of the way & let a new generation cook.
Watching Trump talk during the SOTU is like watching a continuous video of shit being pushed out of an asshole.
March 5, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Watching Trump talk during the SOTU is like watching a continuous video of shit being pushed out of an asshole.