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Erm. Hello there
demonic creature coming out of its cave to cause chaos to the local village
June 28, 2025 at 2:03 PM
i wanna get to know my mutuals. but im scawed
June 27, 2025 at 3:44 PM
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so many christians are the exact opposite of jesus
June 27, 2025 at 1:26 AM
June 26, 2025 at 10:36 PM
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legit one of the best cover pieces of all time btw
June 25, 2025 at 4:47 AM
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Pixel art is pretty fun #OC #art
June 25, 2025 at 11:37 AM
i like Friends. SHOOT ME!!
June 26, 2025 at 1:09 AM
buffy likes to fall asleep when her nails are caressed. idk what else to say
June 25, 2025 at 7:14 PM
um
June 25, 2025 at 6:25 PM
June 25, 2025 at 1:29 AM
500 cigarettes
June 24, 2025 at 11:19 PM
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Domestic terrorist Chaya Raichik is endorsing Andrew Cuomo.
June 23, 2025 at 6:21 PM
wait what
June 23, 2025 at 5:00 PM
brain wants to be sad but that 70s show is actually really sweet and funny the more i watch it so its actually all good
June 22, 2025 at 2:52 AM
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Commission for @swagpatrol.bsky.social is finally finished! Another customer happy :)
Want to commission me? Dm me here or on my LinkedIn tree (in bio)
June 21, 2025 at 3:02 PM
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June 20, 2025 at 11:45 PM
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don’t care i’m still gonna dig in my butt
16 BILLION passwords have reportedly been leaked in what is thought to be the largest password leak in history.
June 20, 2025 at 1:22 AM
life no longer sucks for now. thank god for friends and family that enjoy ur presence 🥰
June 19, 2025 at 4:19 PM
wtf is happening here
June 17, 2025 at 10:39 PM
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it never ends! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
June 16, 2025 at 9:39 PM
everything sucks again. what the hell!
June 16, 2025 at 9:35 PM
time to restart arrested development
June 16, 2025 at 4:48 AM
NW:
gregg araki
nowhere (1997)
June 15, 2025 at 5:05 PM
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nobody's on earth legally or on purpose i think if you're mad about border crossing you should probably cross the one to the next plane of existence
June 8, 2025 at 5:00 PM
date went extremely well. after almost failing at giving her a goodnight hug, i mentioned it in our chat, and she said she figured i wanted to and was happy i did it.
first time i felt so emotionally safe with someone that i ended up crying a little bit at home thinking about it. happy tears 🤧
June 7, 2025 at 7:44 AM