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I have had jonah hill DUI on my new years bingo for several years now. really high hopes this year
January 2, 2026 at 3:56 AM
started my period exactly as the new year rung in does that mean anything
January 1, 2026 at 5:08 AM
going into another new year drunk
January 1, 2026 at 3:42 AM
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Fair use.
December 23, 2025 at 12:37 AM
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CBS paid the president of the United States millions in bribe money and now they censor news reports so it does not annoy him. I don’t know how much plainer we can put this.
December 22, 2025 at 12:14 PM
just saw a dog that had to be a mix of a pomeranian and an aussie. Every day we stray further from gods light
December 22, 2025 at 2:38 PM
i wanna do something fun. like smoke a cigarette
December 18, 2025 at 8:01 PM
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sushi for lunch again queen 👉👈
November 25, 2025 at 2:24 PM
on a reading binge.

"We Used to Live Here" - 10/10. Loved the pace.

"Hidden Pictures" - 6/10. Dunno.
December 18, 2025 at 4:13 AM
just had a reese's. it was trash
December 16, 2025 at 3:29 PM
hitting my pen w the #boss LOL
December 13, 2025 at 3:48 AM
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Also, congratulations everyone who made something this year. A comic, a song, a film, a novel, a painting, a poem, a short story, a sculpture, crochet, embroidery, whatever it is. In this era of slop and theft, if you *make* something you are a shining jewel and I am so grateful for you.
December 11, 2025 at 4:38 PM
you ever look at your year to date pay and think. I have $3
December 10, 2025 at 5:22 PM
never quit. stay and build ur RICO case
December 8, 2025 at 8:53 PM
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Unless proven otherwise, every Republican in Congress supports this image:
December 3, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Kat Cammack worked to advance and pass legislation that prevents women from having an abortion and then got an abortion.
Rep. Kat Cammarck: "Today, one in six people in the US is foreign born. That quite frankly is not sustainable to maintain a culture that we are known for here in the United States."
December 2, 2025 at 5:36 PM
unfortunately those are my monkeys and they did escape my circus. we're not fucking perfect ok
December 1, 2025 at 7:25 PM
my partner was upset about how much food we throw away, so instead of putting leftovers in the museum (fridge) he went and bought a bunch of tupperware and handed out food to our housesless neighbors. I love my
partner
November 25, 2025 at 8:35 PM
recently learned that the turkeys pardoned for thanksgiving are usually sent to petting zoos or universities to be research subjects. what the fuck
November 25, 2025 at 2:51 PM
sushi for lunch again queen 👉👈
November 25, 2025 at 2:24 PM
craving cajun pasta will be making tonight
November 24, 2025 at 8:33 PM
wanna go 🏠
November 24, 2025 at 8:27 PM
idk man i just work here
November 20, 2025 at 6:10 PM
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real Bs move in silence like subpoenas
November 19, 2025 at 5:18 PM