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@swansandtyphoid.bsky.social
chruskit🪽 30 🎠 they/them || scratched on the moon like a familiar smile. stained on my mind. || crystalizedbiceps on ao3 🖋️🥊
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@swansandtyphoid.bsky.social
· Nov 22
idk how to explain my personal brand of chrisker, it’s not sadistic. it’s more like. wesker wants to see chris dismantled. broken down to his barest molecules. wants his fingers in the wires of chris’ broken, malfunctioning brain. wants to lovingly breathe the life back into him. A thorough love. :)
when u finally update your fic but ao3 is fwickin BROKEN 👿👿👿🔨🔨🔨
December 1, 2025 at 3:41 AM
when u finally update your fic but ao3 is fwickin BROKEN 👿👿👿🔨🔨🔨
why is the ✨refresh and recharge✨ evening nap always the one where your brain lets u know it is capable of producing a high-quality cinematic masterpiece of a heartbreaking and horrifying horror film that YOU are gonna star in and think is real LMAO WAH
November 30, 2025 at 11:42 PM
why is the ✨refresh and recharge✨ evening nap always the one where your brain lets u know it is capable of producing a high-quality cinematic masterpiece of a heartbreaking and horrifying horror film that YOU are gonna star in and think is real LMAO WAH
until it snows irl ((‘:
November 30, 2025 at 7:36 PM
until it snows irl ((‘:
The Nintendo 3DS is the best console because I was just playing animal crossing, and it started flashing like a friend was online, and I was like ???? And wouldn’t you know it, someone I met in the psych ward in 2014 and haven’t spoken to since was also playing animal crossing new leaf
November 30, 2025 at 2:04 AM
The Nintendo 3DS is the best console because I was just playing animal crossing, and it started flashing like a friend was online, and I was like ???? And wouldn’t you know it, someone I met in the psych ward in 2014 and haven’t spoken to since was also playing animal crossing new leaf
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Remember your favorite creator possibly might be struggling with imposter syndrome and doubt and this timeline sucks.. so if you find yourself thinking “wow I really relate to this persons work” or that persons work gives you joy, you should probably tell them. It’s a hard time to be a creative.
November 26, 2025 at 6:57 AM
Remember your favorite creator possibly might be struggling with imposter syndrome and doubt and this timeline sucks.. so if you find yourself thinking “wow I really relate to this persons work” or that persons work gives you joy, you should probably tell them. It’s a hard time to be a creative.
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For @swansandtyphoid.bsky.social whose stories are an inspiration! 😊And jeez, Wesker - you could have at least taken off the glasses XD
#chrisredfield #residentevil #fanart #art #muscle #residentevilfanart #REBHfun #ResidentEvil #ChrisRedfield #wesker #albertwesker #gay #boyslove #nsfw #chastity
#chrisredfield #residentevil #fanart #art #muscle #residentevilfanart #REBHfun #ResidentEvil #ChrisRedfield #wesker #albertwesker #gay #boyslove #nsfw #chastity
November 25, 2025 at 12:34 PM
For @swansandtyphoid.bsky.social whose stories are an inspiration! 😊And jeez, Wesker - you could have at least taken off the glasses XD
#chrisredfield #residentevil #fanart #art #muscle #residentevilfanart #REBHfun #ResidentEvil #ChrisRedfield #wesker #albertwesker #gay #boyslove #nsfw #chastity
#chrisredfield #residentevil #fanart #art #muscle #residentevilfanart #REBHfun #ResidentEvil #ChrisRedfield #wesker #albertwesker #gay #boyslove #nsfw #chastity
the mental image of chris leon & ethan all transitioning together as boyfriends, and starting off as mouthy idiots who complain at each other nonstop, but slowly become more and more feral for each other as they become more masculine, lives like a parasite in my mind that’s been feeding for years
November 24, 2025 at 2:44 AM
the mental image of chris leon & ethan all transitioning together as boyfriends, and starting off as mouthy idiots who complain at each other nonstop, but slowly become more and more feral for each other as they become more masculine, lives like a parasite in my mind that’s been feeding for years
benadryl is the goddess who holds me in her arms…
November 18, 2025 at 6:22 AM
benadryl is the goddess who holds me in her arms…
do u ever feel like there’s a gaping hole in your life, so vacuous it’s like an untreatable wound, but you don’t know what’s supposed to go there 🥴
November 8, 2025 at 3:59 PM
do u ever feel like there’s a gaping hole in your life, so vacuous it’s like an untreatable wound, but you don’t know what’s supposed to go there 🥴
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found the dregs of this morning’s Dunkin’ Donuts iced coffee in the fridge that I forgot about, and all the light has returned to my being
November 5, 2025 at 6:14 AM
found the dregs of this morning’s Dunkin’ Donuts iced coffee in the fridge that I forgot about, and all the light has returned to my being
I think my Halloween makeup actually just kinda suits me ;p
November 3, 2025 at 1:04 AM
I think my Halloween makeup actually just kinda suits me ;p
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Absolutely in love with my wlw Chrisker commission from 666chevy_ (twt)/Wyleghee(Insta).
September 20, 2025 at 5:31 AM
Absolutely in love with my wlw Chrisker commission from 666chevy_ (twt)/Wyleghee(Insta).
the thing about good people is you don’t have to twist everything around in your head to know that they are one. you just know they are because they are. I’ve had way too many experiences being manipulated, and if I ever date again I hope I never let myself walk so deep into one of those traps again
November 2, 2025 at 9:55 PM
the thing about good people is you don’t have to twist everything around in your head to know that they are one. you just know they are because they are. I’ve had way too many experiences being manipulated, and if I ever date again I hope I never let myself walk so deep into one of those traps again
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A gift for the amazing writer @swansandtyphoid.bsky.social Come on, Wesker, if you didn't want someone needy, why secretly date a human Labrador like Chris? This is STARS-era BTW
#Chrisker #chrisredfield #wesker #albertwesker #residentevil #fanart #art #ftm #muscle #gay #angst #romance #capcom
#Chrisker #chrisredfield #wesker #albertwesker #residentevil #fanart #art #ftm #muscle #gay #angst #romance #capcom
October 31, 2025 at 6:24 PM
A gift for the amazing writer @swansandtyphoid.bsky.social Come on, Wesker, if you didn't want someone needy, why secretly date a human Labrador like Chris? This is STARS-era BTW
#Chrisker #chrisredfield #wesker #albertwesker #residentevil #fanart #art #ftm #muscle #gay #angst #romance #capcom
#Chrisker #chrisredfield #wesker #albertwesker #residentevil #fanart #art #ftm #muscle #gay #angst #romance #capcom
slipping under again 😔 (/dissociation)
October 31, 2025 at 7:57 AM
slipping under again 😔 (/dissociation)
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there’s nothing like waking up at 6am to make you realize how many of your other friends are awake at 6am. like damn you all already live here??
October 26, 2025 at 10:52 AM
there’s nothing like waking up at 6am to make you realize how many of your other friends are awake at 6am. like damn you all already live here??
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Think we're all dealing with end-of-year blues. So did a pic of Leon waking up to brighten things up :)
Updated version of pic.
#leonkennedy #leonskennedy #residentevil #fanart #art #capcom #art #REBHFun #ResidentEvil #LeonKennedy #funny #cartoon #cute
Updated version of pic.
#leonkennedy #leonskennedy #residentevil #fanart #art #capcom #art #REBHFun #ResidentEvil #LeonKennedy #funny #cartoon #cute
October 21, 2025 at 8:36 AM
Think we're all dealing with end-of-year blues. So did a pic of Leon waking up to brighten things up :)
Updated version of pic.
#leonkennedy #leonskennedy #residentevil #fanart #art #capcom #art #REBHFun #ResidentEvil #LeonKennedy #funny #cartoon #cute
Updated version of pic.
#leonkennedy #leonskennedy #residentevil #fanart #art #capcom #art #REBHFun #ResidentEvil #LeonKennedy #funny #cartoon #cute
tattoo symmetry feeling so much more balanced 😛 (also cut my hair at midnight & I feel so bouncy now)
October 25, 2025 at 1:54 PM
tattoo symmetry feeling so much more balanced 😛 (also cut my hair at midnight & I feel so bouncy now)
Does anyone use and like a free Google Doc alternative for writing? I don’t need anything fancy, (though customizing the page layout would be cool…) but I just kinda want to look at something new and fresh when I write rn!
October 18, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Does anyone use and like a free Google Doc alternative for writing? I don’t need anything fancy, (though customizing the page layout would be cool…) but I just kinda want to look at something new and fresh when I write rn!
I can’t find it now but someone on twitter said something like “wesker is the greatest groomer in fiction” and I cannot move on from that statement lmaooo 😭😭
October 15, 2025 at 1:41 PM
I can’t find it now but someone on twitter said something like “wesker is the greatest groomer in fiction” and I cannot move on from that statement lmaooo 😭😭
