Emil Zátopunk
@sweatyweather.bsky.social
Running and assorted jockposting. Maybe art? Horny for nature. Rust Belt is best belt.
Header alt: I'm standing at the base of a blocky sandstone cliff, back to the camera in a hoodie and leggings.
He/him
Header alt: I'm standing at the base of a blocky sandstone cliff, back to the camera in a hoodie and leggings.
He/him
No one ever fucks in the same river twice
December 9, 2025 at 2:21 AM
No one ever fucks in the same river twice
Cool cool I’m gonna go throw up and then never have sex ever again
December 5, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Cool cool I’m gonna go throw up and then never have sex ever again
Reposted by Emil Zátopunk
It goes like this:
You wrap some gifts
To open on the 25th
And if it's a PlayStation, hallelujah!
You wrap some gifts
To open on the 25th
And if it's a PlayStation, hallelujah!
December 5, 2025 at 1:22 AM
It goes like this:
You wrap some gifts
To open on the 25th
And if it's a PlayStation, hallelujah!
You wrap some gifts
To open on the 25th
And if it's a PlayStation, hallelujah!
Reposted by Emil Zátopunk
I heard there was a sleigh bell sound
That Santa makes, flying around
But you don't really care for carols do ya?
That Santa makes, flying around
But you don't really care for carols do ya?
December 5, 2025 at 12:35 AM
I heard there was a sleigh bell sound
That Santa makes, flying around
But you don't really care for carols do ya?
That Santa makes, flying around
But you don't really care for carols do ya?
Reposted by Emil Zátopunk
2025 advent calendar day 2.
Luckily you managed to get an emergency appointment for your eye. The doctor said that there shouldn't be any permanent damage, but you have to wear a large bandage for the next couple of weeks. Still. It's cold outside. No harm in staying in.
Luckily you managed to get an emergency appointment for your eye. The doctor said that there shouldn't be any permanent damage, but you have to wear a large bandage for the next couple of weeks. Still. It's cold outside. No harm in staying in.
December 2, 2025 at 10:48 AM
2025 advent calendar day 2.
Luckily you managed to get an emergency appointment for your eye. The doctor said that there shouldn't be any permanent damage, but you have to wear a large bandage for the next couple of weeks. Still. It's cold outside. No harm in staying in.
Luckily you managed to get an emergency appointment for your eye. The doctor said that there shouldn't be any permanent damage, but you have to wear a large bandage for the next couple of weeks. Still. It's cold outside. No harm in staying in.
My kid only knows him as the annoyingly friendly Capital One credit card guy.
Some day I will introduce her to his other work: the guy who shoots everyone in the face.
Some day I will introduce her to his other work: the guy who shoots everyone in the face.
December 1, 2025 at 2:24 PM
My kid only knows him as the annoyingly friendly Capital One credit card guy.
Some day I will introduce her to his other work: the guy who shoots everyone in the face.
Some day I will introduce her to his other work: the guy who shoots everyone in the face.