Sarah the Goose Witch 🪿
@sweetcheetah.bsky.social
Chicken tender & midtown Omaha gossip. Social worker & therapist. I knit & watch the Dodgers 💙
Sarah, addressing an empty room: Which of you lazy motherfuckers put away these Christmas ornaments??
Narrator: the lazy motherfucker in question was, in fact, Sarah, who had apathetically thrown things in boxes, knowing that January on the Great Plains awaited her.
Narrator: the lazy motherfucker in question was, in fact, Sarah, who had apathetically thrown things in boxes, knowing that January on the Great Plains awaited her.
December 9, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Sarah, addressing an empty room: Which of you lazy motherfuckers put away these Christmas ornaments??
Narrator: the lazy motherfucker in question was, in fact, Sarah, who had apathetically thrown things in boxes, knowing that January on the Great Plains awaited her.
Narrator: the lazy motherfucker in question was, in fact, Sarah, who had apathetically thrown things in boxes, knowing that January on the Great Plains awaited her.
No one:
Waylon Jennings <singing loudly>:
And outlaws touch the ladies somewhere deep down in their soul
Waylon Jennings <singing loudly>:
And outlaws touch the ladies somewhere deep down in their soul
December 9, 2025 at 3:41 PM
No one:
Waylon Jennings <singing loudly>:
And outlaws touch the ladies somewhere deep down in their soul
Waylon Jennings <singing loudly>:
And outlaws touch the ladies somewhere deep down in their soul
Do you enjoy a mixed chorus? 🐶🐱 🎶
I heard the hound singing in the living room and had to investigate. The cat decided to join in.
I heard the hound singing in the living room and had to investigate. The cat decided to join in.
December 8, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Do you enjoy a mixed chorus? 🐶🐱 🎶
I heard the hound singing in the living room and had to investigate. The cat decided to join in.
I heard the hound singing in the living room and had to investigate. The cat decided to join in.
🧠👃🏼👅Good (& interesting) #longcovid news!
I started low-dose naltrexone for brain fog 3 weeks ago & have noticed improvement. For the last week I have been googling, "does #LDN improve sense of smell and taste?" bc my sense of smell and taste have also sharpened.
Today a realization hit me like...
I started low-dose naltrexone for brain fog 3 weeks ago & have noticed improvement. For the last week I have been googling, "does #LDN improve sense of smell and taste?" bc my sense of smell and taste have also sharpened.
Today a realization hit me like...
December 7, 2025 at 11:14 PM
🧠👃🏼👅Good (& interesting) #longcovid news!
I started low-dose naltrexone for brain fog 3 weeks ago & have noticed improvement. For the last week I have been googling, "does #LDN improve sense of smell and taste?" bc my sense of smell and taste have also sharpened.
Today a realization hit me like...
I started low-dose naltrexone for brain fog 3 weeks ago & have noticed improvement. For the last week I have been googling, "does #LDN improve sense of smell and taste?" bc my sense of smell and taste have also sharpened.
Today a realization hit me like...
Well it's beena sweet weekend in the world of ear worms. For the last few weeks I continued to have Long December by the Counting Crows in my head, which had gotten tedious.
But then! I woke up on Friday with King of the Road by Roger Miller & I'm still singing it today 👑
But then! I woke up on Friday with King of the Road by Roger Miller & I'm still singing it today 👑
December 7, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Well it's beena sweet weekend in the world of ear worms. For the last few weeks I continued to have Long December by the Counting Crows in my head, which had gotten tedious.
But then! I woke up on Friday with King of the Road by Roger Miller & I'm still singing it today 👑
But then! I woke up on Friday with King of the Road by Roger Miller & I'm still singing it today 👑
Watching F1 and baseball fans would lose their MINDS at these homer English announcers
December 7, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Watching F1 and baseball fans would lose their MINDS at these homer English announcers
Reposted by Sarah the Goose Witch 🪿
just nasty stuff. nasty nasty stuff.
December 7, 2025 at 3:38 AM
just nasty stuff. nasty nasty stuff.
The Moon *still* wants you to go look at it
(This post is sponsored by werewolves)
(This post is sponsored by werewolves)
December 6, 2025 at 1:15 AM
The Moon *still* wants you to go look at it
(This post is sponsored by werewolves)
(This post is sponsored by werewolves)
Thinking about Tina Terranova again. Wherever she is, I hope she's happy and horse kicking her way through the holiday season 🐎🎄
December 5, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Thinking about Tina Terranova again. Wherever she is, I hope she's happy and horse kicking her way through the holiday season 🐎🎄
The moon wants you to go look at it
December 5, 2025 at 3:32 AM
The moon wants you to go look at it
Jesus Mary and Joseph! The Catholic schoolgirl in me crosses herself looking at this truly cursed photo.
December 4, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Jesus Mary and Joseph! The Catholic schoolgirl in me crosses herself looking at this truly cursed photo.
PET PEEVE: When people talk about how much they love their kids. Like, who doesn't, it's a given. Even monsters claim to love their kids. Who are you trying to convince?
(This current irritation was brought out by a certain true crime podcast host.)
(This current irritation was brought out by a certain true crime podcast host.)
December 3, 2025 at 10:21 PM
PET PEEVE: When people talk about how much they love their kids. Like, who doesn't, it's a given. Even monsters claim to love their kids. Who are you trying to convince?
(This current irritation was brought out by a certain true crime podcast host.)
(This current irritation was brought out by a certain true crime podcast host.)
I love the Chair Company but I can't believe that so many other people do, too.
Is this the special sauce of Tim Robinson, that you think you *must* be the only one who appreciates his humor?
Is this the special sauce of Tim Robinson, that you think you *must* be the only one who appreciates his humor?
a group of people are standing around a man in a wheelchair .
Alt: Time Robinson sitting in a chair that is collapsing
media.tenor.com
December 3, 2025 at 7:06 PM
I love the Chair Company but I can't believe that so many other people do, too.
Is this the special sauce of Tim Robinson, that you think you *must* be the only one who appreciates his humor?
Is this the special sauce of Tim Robinson, that you think you *must* be the only one who appreciates his humor?
This is why I love the Chris Stapleton station
December 1, 2025 at 6:14 PM
This is why I love the Chris Stapleton station
If you see this, resleet it with your favorite media for the First Snow of the Season.
November 30, 2025 at 1:48 AM
If you see this, resleet it with your favorite media for the First Snow of the Season.
First chili and cinnamon roll supper of the year 😋
November 30, 2025 at 1:38 AM
First chili and cinnamon roll supper of the year 😋
Well I'm starting the new season of Stranger Things. I sure hope they don't kill another hessian this season
RIP Billy and Eddie 🤘🏻🤘🏻
RIP Billy and Eddie 🤘🏻🤘🏻
November 29, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Well I'm starting the new season of Stranger Things. I sure hope they don't kill another hessian this season
RIP Billy and Eddie 🤘🏻🤘🏻
RIP Billy and Eddie 🤘🏻🤘🏻
Once again marveling at the insults in the Grinch song
a green cartoon character with a blue background
Alt: The grinch breaking into a smile
media.tenor.com
November 29, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Once again marveling at the insults in the Grinch song
Today I am thankful for Tina Terranova. I have watched this clip 20x in the last 24 hours & it has brought me so much joy. Wherever she is today, I hope she still has an unwavering allegiance to herself 🔥
www.instagram.com/reel/DRR733e...
www.instagram.com/reel/DRR733e...
November 27, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Today I am thankful for Tina Terranova. I have watched this clip 20x in the last 24 hours & it has brought me so much joy. Wherever she is today, I hope she still has an unwavering allegiance to herself 🔥
www.instagram.com/reel/DRR733e...
www.instagram.com/reel/DRR733e...
Reposted by Sarah the Goose Witch 🪿
If you're visiting family or friends this week for Thanksgiving, be sure to make a comment on how clean their baseboards are
November 26, 2025 at 1:59 PM
If you're visiting family or friends this week for Thanksgiving, be sure to make a comment on how clean their baseboards are
So I've been listening to Kathleen Hanna's book Rebel Girl (which is excellent, btw) and she pronounces Ian MacKaye's name Ian MacKIE.
I have seen Fugazi in concert more than any other band in my life. Do you mean to tell me I've been pronouncing his name wrong for almost 40 years??
I have seen Fugazi in concert more than any other band in my life. Do you mean to tell me I've been pronouncing his name wrong for almost 40 years??
November 24, 2025 at 9:24 PM
So I've been listening to Kathleen Hanna's book Rebel Girl (which is excellent, btw) and she pronounces Ian MacKaye's name Ian MacKIE.
I have seen Fugazi in concert more than any other band in my life. Do you mean to tell me I've been pronouncing his name wrong for almost 40 years??
I have seen Fugazi in concert more than any other band in my life. Do you mean to tell me I've been pronouncing his name wrong for almost 40 years??
Have you all had dreams where the Narrator (yourself) interrupts the dream plot?
Last night I dreamed of a future when many MLB players are women✨️ & I was the manager of a minor league baseball team ⚾️
MLB officials called me bc a player in Japan had crashed her car & they were
Last night I dreamed of a future when many MLB players are women✨️ & I was the manager of a minor league baseball team ⚾️
MLB officials called me bc a player in Japan had crashed her car & they were
November 23, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Have you all had dreams where the Narrator (yourself) interrupts the dream plot?
Last night I dreamed of a future when many MLB players are women✨️ & I was the manager of a minor league baseball team ⚾️
MLB officials called me bc a player in Japan had crashed her car & they were
Last night I dreamed of a future when many MLB players are women✨️ & I was the manager of a minor league baseball team ⚾️
MLB officials called me bc a player in Japan had crashed her car & they were
Snocaps is a great band name, Heathcliff the Cat is underrated, & this is a good Friday song. Enjoy! 🐈
youtu.be/U2qpWZgPTUs?...
youtu.be/U2qpWZgPTUs?...
Heathcliff
YouTube video by Snocaps - Topic
youtu.be
November 21, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Snocaps is a great band name, Heathcliff the Cat is underrated, & this is a good Friday song. Enjoy! 🐈
youtu.be/U2qpWZgPTUs?...
youtu.be/U2qpWZgPTUs?...
TFW you are in a hurry and a middle aged woman driving a Subaru Outback pulls in front of you
a bald man in a suit and tie is sitting in front of a blue background
Alt: Steve Harvey in a suit and tie is sitting in front of a blue background throwing his arms up in despair
media.tenor.com
November 21, 2025 at 7:16 PM
TFW you are in a hurry and a middle aged woman driving a Subaru Outback pulls in front of you
Norway's Salmon costume in the Miss Universe Pageant honestly turned my day around. What a delight!
It reminds me that not everyone is living in my specific hell realm rn, which gives me hope 🐟🇧🇻
youtube.com/shorts/Y3LKm...
It reminds me that not everyone is living in my specific hell realm rn, which gives me hope 🐟🇧🇻
youtube.com/shorts/Y3LKm...
Miss Universe 2025 – Norway’s National Costume | Salmon-Inspired Look!
YouTube video by ActiveWormz
youtube.com
November 21, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Norway's Salmon costume in the Miss Universe Pageant honestly turned my day around. What a delight!
It reminds me that not everyone is living in my specific hell realm rn, which gives me hope 🐟🇧🇻
youtube.com/shorts/Y3LKm...
It reminds me that not everyone is living in my specific hell realm rn, which gives me hope 🐟🇧🇻
youtube.com/shorts/Y3LKm...