The whole world would be completely different today if Bill Gates hadn't made it over that desk chair. If he had tripped and ate shit, the world would be better. Nerdy billionaires would have been kept in check for at least another generation.

Had a dream that the Buc-ee's sign said, "MILFS"

I will never forgive the word "prose".

they simply have GOT to give Groot a dick

party rocking hifi clown core 🤡 honking bangers to piss/kiss to

idk what I'm doing over here so here is my top 5 books I read (out of 80) this year: a thread

What concerns me most about Marvel Rivals is that they had the entire Overwatch lineup to copy off of & like half of the ults are still just the Reaper ult. Their design doct said, "Just copy Overwatch" & they still managed to give at least 3 heroes the same ultimate.

After 14 years, the king is finally dead. 😔 🫡

They brought all of the twitter humor over here and I'm not sure I can do this again.

So proud of Astro Bot 😌

Curious about the drama in South Korea? This sheet pan gimbap with banchan will have you declaring martial law in your kitchen!

Crinkle cut fries don't deserve respect.