SwelterTheChef
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SwelterTheChef
@swelterthechef.bsky.social
Reader of Books ( mainly crime ), Supporter of Everton FC, Player of Left Handed Guitars ( albeit badly ), Eclectic music taste but lean towards Psychedelic and Blues.

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So Everton are supposed to be looking at Santiago Castra of Bologna. decided to look him up on Youtube. Not the most comforting of first screens:
November 22, 2025 at 10:29 AM
1982? Far, far too many to list.
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
November 17, 2025 at 12:49 PM
I am truly vindicated! After years of my wife telling me that we didn't need all those cables cluttering up the drawers, I have sourced two cables for the eldest, that he didn't have, to be able to connect media stuff for his lads weekend away!
November 14, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Half an hour gone, time for Everton to turn to shit again.
November 8, 2025 at 3:33 PM
First Single: Nights in White Satin - Moody Blues
Same time at buying the Album - Out of The Blue - ELO

Was from some student used record mail order thing, in 1981.
First single: A Charlie Brown Christmas, 7" vinyl, turn the page when the bell rings.

First LP: Rock On With The Shadows, 12" vinyl. £5 from WH Smith in 1982ish
November 3, 2025 at 3:34 PM
These last two episodes of Blue Lights have been fucking intense. Incredible tension.
#BBC #BlueLights
October 29, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Scunthorpe away to Blackpool in FA Cup 1st round. Absolutely no reason why Scunny cannot get a result there. #FACup #UpTheIron
October 14, 2025 at 9:03 AM
All Them Witches gig in London tonight. Am I excited?

Reader, I am. Very.

#AllThemWitches
October 9, 2025 at 7:38 AM
Looks like the weather is going to be kind this week. Might finally get a chance to do a final cut of my grass before Winter.
October 6, 2025 at 1:16 PM
I honestly believe, if they ever make an R rated Doctor Who series they could do no better than Sean Pertwee as Doctor Who in all his profane glory. Very few people can swear better.
September 30, 2025 at 6:53 PM
@simonpegg.bsky.social

2. Jason Statham from his diving days.
September 30, 2025 at 9:18 AM
If you see this, post a concert pic you took
September 24, 2025 at 12:27 PM
Someone's knocking at the door, must be time for the Rapture.

See you up there!

#Rapture #EndofDays
September 23, 2025 at 12:25 PM
@simonpegg.bsky.social Thanks for the reminder, I have some whites to hang out.
September 19, 2025 at 11:35 AM
A win tomorrow, and for a short while we will be 2nd in the league.
September 19, 2025 at 10:38 AM
@sentimentbot.bsky.social

Tell me the worst!
September 18, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Do I disturb the cat from its slumbers so I can practise? #Guitar #CatsOfBluesky #Dilemma
September 18, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Toilets and Cressida
September 18, 2025 at 12:17 PM
If Starmer is ousted, who do we want to take over as Leader of the Labour party?

#Labour
September 15, 2025 at 10:42 AM
Any half decent out of contract Strikers about?

#EFC #Everton
September 13, 2025 at 4:02 PM
BlueSky, I need to find a book. I have been looking for a replacement copy of this paperback for 35 years after the person who borrowed it never returned it. It is part of a Penguin BoxSet omnibus. COver by Alan Lee.
#Books #BlueSkyReads #Gormanghast
September 1, 2025 at 8:10 PM
What is this strange alternate reality I find myself in where #Everton are quite good?
August 30, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Dibling has not once yet tried to take on the Mansfield full back.

#Everton
August 27, 2025 at 8:41 PM
15 artists/bands to get to know me:

Floyd
Kate Bush
All Them Witches
Black Mountain
Black Angels
Aunt Cynthia's Cabin
Les Claypool
Rose City Band
Wooden Shjips
Marillion ( Mainly Fish era but also like Hogarth era ).
Bessemer Saints
The Cure
Psychic Love Child
The The
Goat
15 artists/bands to get to know me:

Stiff Little Fingers
Echo & The Bunnymen
Sam Fender
Creedence Clearwater Revival
The Jam
Johnny Cash
The Clash
Bob Marley
The Cure
Joy Division
Rhianne Downey
The Specials
Counting Crows
Sheryl Crow
Billy Bragg
August 20, 2025 at 11:08 AM
August 19, 2025 at 8:13 AM