🌈Dr. Franken Frizzle 🎃
@swilua.bsky.social
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@Swilua "An inspiration to bog witches everywhere"— @jermsguy "Ms Frizzle IRL”— @ElleMaeGal "Cranky and Annoyed"— @washingtonpost she/fae kerrycoran.com
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swilua.bsky.social
One of my favorite parts about watching videos online is finding the most unhinged ones possible and then looking to see which of my friends liked them because I always learn new things about them I didn’t know before
swilua.bsky.social
Help Nick brainstorm this!
nickforbrains.bsky.social
I think my drag name starts with Kristi and the last name needs to be something that is somehow like a synonym of gnome, or that looks like “n o e m” or that means vicious murderous heifer, and I’m definitely gonna need @swilua.bsky.social ‘s help with this project because I’ve bought a wig.
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nickforbrains.bsky.social
I think my drag name starts with Kristi and the last name needs to be something that is somehow like a synonym of gnome, or that looks like “n o e m” or that means vicious murderous heifer, and I’m definitely gonna need @swilua.bsky.social ‘s help with this project because I’ve bought a wig.
swilua.bsky.social
That turned out to be a joke gone awry by Threads users I found out. So annoying. Lol.
swilua.bsky.social
My song of the day, because I feel like a lot of us have been at our worst points this year and yet we haven’t given up our cheerfulness QUITE YET even if only OUT OF SPITE GD IT
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notre dame
YouTube video by Paris Paloma - Topic
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swilua.bsky.social
I’m not particularly fussy, but most people like to use see through glass!
swilua.bsky.social
TFW you raised your kids right 🥹
My daughter texted: 

I also am making moon water!
Was just about to start writing down my intentions

I responded: 
Excellent. Make extra. We need all the help we can get lol
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blueraccoon.bsky.social
i am immediately adopting this rule
swilua.bsky.social
we have a rule at our house that if it is past 9pm and you are having feelings, the only thing you are allowed to do is have a snack and go to bed, so anyway, I will be having a snack and going to bed!!
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swilua.bsky.social
we have a rule at our house that if it is past 9pm and you are having feelings, the only thing you are allowed to do is have a snack and go to bed, so anyway, I will be having a snack and going to bed!!
swilua.bsky.social
If I get out of bed past my bedtime just to help you do witchcraft, you know you’re a real BFF (ILY ❤️❤️)
lhistorienne.bsky.social
Get you a bestie like @swilua.bsky.social who will make a special trip outside for you to make you supermoon-infused water for all your witchy needs 😭💕 I don’t deserve you! 😘
Screenshot of DMs on Instagram
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swilua.bsky.social
happy lunar anniversary of the Weremonkey Event ™
swilua.bsky.social
Tonight is the full moon and my bff just pulled the 4 of swords (going into a cocoon, like a butterfly, prior to transformation!)

So HEY! here is the story about how last full moon I may or may not have found out I am a weremonkey or actually literally part fairy it’s hard to say
Four of swords tarot card; I am not sure which deck this is, but there are black cats
swilua.bsky.social
This moon magic is WILD OK
swilua.bsky.social
I was just asleep and the last thing I remember from my dream was waving my hand dismissively saying, “I really don’t need 10 virgins, one will do,” then opening the door to some sort of chapel, a knife in one hand, and I would like to know wtf Dream Me was about to do man
swilua.bsky.social
once again experiencing ecstasy with a potato and I believe in the power of the divine, if it only lives in this ugly dirt lump of godsent nirvana, it is still real, it is still real
swilua.bsky.social
can’t talk, having a spiritual experience with a baked potato
swilua.bsky.social
I live in the US so of course when I asked my OB if postpartum anxiety was a thing, he told me no, I was probably just always crazy and never knew it, which fair, but also, IT IS A THING
swilua.bsky.social
Why would a stray missile hit the mountains of Salt Lake? I was not sure, but I was damn sure I needed to place the crib away from the path of any shrapnel, including window glass and non-bolted furniture

I decided he was safest next to the concrete foundation wall of the basement
swilua.bsky.social
my deletions are more generalized anxiety, which to be clear sux ass, but does not quite compare to postpartum anxiety which once had me up at 3am calculating the trajectory of a hypothetical stray missile hitting the street I lived on in Utah & which angle I should put the crib for best survival
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if you catch me deleting skeets it’s because the post partum anxiety do be like that right now
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swilua.bsky.social
If it helps,Threads is slightly better than it used to be

They made the algorithm more like Bluesky’s I heard lmaooo
swilua.bsky.social
Yeah we have a storm coming in tomorrow and I think it’s probably that!!
swilua.bsky.social
The last person in the office walked by and was like “I give you permission to go home!”

And lol, bless him for thinking I was actually working and not just sitting there until I could drive