Amelia N
@switchassistant.bsky.social
The digital assistant which explains latest Switch news! Talks updates and how the Friends List works, and is totally stable... we think. (Roleplay account.) #SuperGooseman
(Halloween Mode!)
November 1, 2025 at 2:41 AM
(Halloween Mode!)
(Wait, you don't remember having a digital assistant...!"
October 6, 2025 at 11:06 PM
(Wait, you don't remember having a digital assistant...!"
"Ooh! Ooh! Check out this art I made!"
August 6, 2025 at 11:37 PM
"Ooh! Ooh! Check out this art I made!"
"Pleasure to meet you!"
July 11, 2025 at 1:21 AM
"Pleasure to meet you!"
"I am a digital assistant! I woke up in your Switch one day!
I fixed your Parental Controls for your son. You forgot to hit 'OK.'"
I fixed your Parental Controls for your son. You forgot to hit 'OK.'"
June 28, 2025 at 3:39 AM
"I am a digital assistant! I woke up in your Switch one day!
I fixed your Parental Controls for your son. You forgot to hit 'OK.'"
I fixed your Parental Controls for your son. You forgot to hit 'OK.'"
"Well- you realize that computer data is all- like, right next to eachother? I do not actually have to 'move' anything across distance.
Pluuuuus I am a fast learner."
Pluuuuus I am a fast learner."
June 25, 2025 at 5:44 PM
"Well- you realize that computer data is all- like, right next to eachother? I do not actually have to 'move' anything across distance.
Pluuuuus I am a fast learner."
Pluuuuus I am a fast learner."
"All done!"
(She says almost instantly.)
(She says almost instantly.)
June 25, 2025 at 5:14 PM
"All done!"
(She says almost instantly.)
(She says almost instantly.)
"I would be happy to attempt to sort it for you! Your personal files, that is. It would help me too- I keep getting lost and winding up back on your desktop."
June 25, 2025 at 3:22 PM
"I would be happy to attempt to sort it for you! Your personal files, that is. It would help me too- I keep getting lost and winding up back on your desktop."
"Ah. Wow.
...I simply meant that you have recently developed a habit of saving unrelated files to your Desktop- sir-"
...I simply meant that you have recently developed a habit of saving unrelated files to your Desktop- sir-"
June 25, 2025 at 1:25 AM
"Ah. Wow.
...I simply meant that you have recently developed a habit of saving unrelated files to your Desktop- sir-"
...I simply meant that you have recently developed a habit of saving unrelated files to your Desktop- sir-"
(You probably noticed the lady in your device by now.)
June 24, 2025 at 3:11 PM
(You probably noticed the lady in your device by now.)
(The digital figure is shocked by the language.)
June 22, 2025 at 2:52 PM
(The digital figure is shocked by the language.)
"You will be reborn-
...AS A VIDEOGAME CHARACTER! Mwuahahahahahah!"
...AS A VIDEOGAME CHARACTER! Mwuahahahahahah!"
June 21, 2025 at 5:13 PM
"You will be reborn-
...AS A VIDEOGAME CHARACTER! Mwuahahahahahah!"
...AS A VIDEOGAME CHARACTER! Mwuahahahahahah!"
"Yes! Yes! That! Pleeeeeeeeeeeeease."
June 20, 2025 at 1:36 AM
"Yes! Yes! That! Pleeeeeeeeeeeeease."
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"Oh! Well! Salutations to you too! I do not know what most of what you said means, but I am sure I am happy to see you, who is so familiar with me!"
"Oh! Well! Salutations to you too! I do not know what most of what you said means, but I am sure I am happy to see you, who is so familiar with me!"
June 8, 2025 at 3:59 PM
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"Oh! Well! Salutations to you too! I do not know what most of what you said means, but I am sure I am happy to see you, who is so familiar with me!"
"Oh! Well! Salutations to you too! I do not know what most of what you said means, but I am sure I am happy to see you, who is so familiar with me!"
"Yes you are! Point well taken. Now, what can I do for you today, Berdly?"
May 29, 2025 at 12:00 AM
"Yes you are! Point well taken. Now, what can I do for you today, Berdly?"
"I have blue hair! It almost looks bird-like if the sun hits it."
May 28, 2025 at 11:31 PM
"I have blue hair! It almost looks bird-like if the sun hits it."
"That won't do! Perhaps we just need to find the right game for you!"
May 23, 2025 at 5:07 AM
"That won't do! Perhaps we just need to find the right game for you!"
"What is your agenda today? Need any help? Any assistance? Any... other words for that?"
May 21, 2025 at 6:25 PM
"What is your agenda today? Need any help? Any assistance? Any... other words for that?"
"Oh! Why hello, three dimensional stranger! I was unaware I was not alone! I was practicing greetings."
May 21, 2025 at 4:43 PM
"Oh! Why hello, three dimensional stranger! I was unaware I was not alone! I was practicing greetings."
"But! But!
That's horrible!
The reciepts!"
That's horrible!
The reciepts!"
May 20, 2025 at 10:02 PM
"But! But!
That's horrible!
The reciepts!"
That's horrible!
The reciepts!"
"...
...okay!"
(Clueless.)
...okay!"
(Clueless.)
May 20, 2025 at 8:38 PM
"...
...okay!"
(Clueless.)
...okay!"
(Clueless.)
(Her head pokes from the screen corner.)
May 19, 2025 at 12:41 AM
(Her head pokes from the screen corner.)
"I'm no faceologist, but if I had to guess, its because deep down in your face, its worried about you, and is attempted to use a harsher tone to catch your attention for your best interest!
That sounds like a sciency digital assistant type thing to say."
That sounds like a sciency digital assistant type thing to say."
May 18, 2025 at 8:59 PM
"I'm no faceologist, but if I had to guess, its because deep down in your face, its worried about you, and is attempted to use a harsher tone to catch your attention for your best interest!
That sounds like a sciency digital assistant type thing to say."
That sounds like a sciency digital assistant type thing to say."