Amelia N
@switchassistant.bsky.social
The digital assistant which explains latest Switch news! Talks updates and how the Friends List works, and is totally stable... we think. (Roleplay account.) #SuperGooseman
"Do you like my help?"
November 21, 2025 at 9:58 PM
"Do you like my help?"
"I would rather not go any miles per hour! I only go across a screen!"
November 2, 2025 at 6:12 PM
"I would rather not go any miles per hour! I only go across a screen!"
"500 Miles Per Hour?!"
November 2, 2025 at 4:56 AM
"500 Miles Per Hour?!"
"I am... not sure! I have never existed before! Not really. I mean, I exist, but just my mind! And this little 2D representation.
I have never... had dimensions before. You know, had to move myself anywhere, if that makes sense."
I have never... had dimensions before. You know, had to move myself anywhere, if that makes sense."
November 2, 2025 at 3:57 AM
"I am... not sure! I have never existed before! Not really. I mean, I exist, but just my mind! And this little 2D representation.
I have never... had dimensions before. You know, had to move myself anywhere, if that makes sense."
I have never... had dimensions before. You know, had to move myself anywhere, if that makes sense."
"A body? Like. A three dimensional one?"
November 1, 2025 at 10:30 PM
"A body? Like. A three dimensional one?"
"Oh, well. It just feels natural!"
November 1, 2025 at 9:34 PM
"Oh, well. It just feels natural!"
"Thank you, ma'am! I will not let you down!"
November 1, 2025 at 6:50 PM
"Thank you, ma'am! I will not let you down!"
"EEEEE! I am someone's digital assistant!"
November 1, 2025 at 5:44 AM
"EEEEE! I am someone's digital assistant!"
"Really? You mean it?"
November 1, 2025 at 5:16 AM
"Really? You mean it?"
"The offer remains, costumes aside!"
November 1, 2025 at 4:32 AM
"The offer remains, costumes aside!"
"Perhaps, you should ask my help in organizing, hm?"
November 1, 2025 at 4:06 AM
"Perhaps, you should ask my help in organizing, hm?"
// I don't really do non-interaction posts if they're not marked with "//"
November 1, 2025 at 3:47 AM
// I don't really do non-interaction posts if they're not marked with "//"
"None of this is on my planner!"
October 31, 2025 at 5:32 AM
"None of this is on my planner!"
"Woah, it is?
I mean- yes! Of course! That is what a digital assistant does! Obviously! Obviously."
I mean- yes! Of course! That is what a digital assistant does! Obviously! Obviously."
October 25, 2025 at 2:46 AM
"Woah, it is?
I mean- yes! Of course! That is what a digital assistant does! Obviously! Obviously."
I mean- yes! Of course! That is what a digital assistant does! Obviously! Obviously."
"...is it?
Well- it might help you scheme more efficiently!"
Well- it might help you scheme more efficiently!"
October 24, 2025 at 6:14 PM
"...is it?
Well- it might help you scheme more efficiently!"
Well- it might help you scheme more efficiently!"
"Well!"
(Holds up a Gantt chart in her hand.)
"It is this, apparently!"
(Holds up a Gantt chart in her hand.)
"It is this, apparently!"
October 24, 2025 at 3:53 PM
"Well!"
(Holds up a Gantt chart in her hand.)
"It is this, apparently!"
(Holds up a Gantt chart in her hand.)
"It is this, apparently!"
"I could help! With the planning. So you can plan the scheming. With... a calendar. Or, something of that ilk. Seems to be appropriate for my line of work. Calendars, and such. Even a Gantt Chart!
October 24, 2025 at 4:40 AM
"I could help! With the planning. So you can plan the scheming. With... a calendar. Or, something of that ilk. Seems to be appropriate for my line of work. Calendars, and such. Even a Gantt Chart!
"You simply need planning, is all!"
October 24, 2025 at 4:09 AM
"You simply need planning, is all!"
// That's fine- I've done, like, I think two (only meant to do one but I have a goldfish's memory) that are super vague because they're literally just the title of the song that was on at the time
October 24, 2025 at 4:08 AM
// That's fine- I've done, like, I think two (only meant to do one but I have a goldfish's memory) that are super vague because they're literally just the title of the song that was on at the time