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Amelia N

@switchassistant.bsky.social

150 followers 170 following 380 posts

The digital assistant which explains latest Switch news! Talks updates and how the Friends List works, and is totally stable... we think. (Roleplay account.) #SuperGooseman

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Amelia N @switchassistant.bsky.social · Nov 20

(Temp pinned. Maybe.)

"Hello! I am Amelia! Amelia N! I don't think I'm supposed to be alive... buuuut I am!"

- Amelia N, the digital character from the Nintendo Switch, given sentience by some anomaly!
- Can only exist in electronic devices.
- No lewds. RP accounts only.

#SuperGooseman

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Amelia N @switchassistant.bsky.social · 10h

"Nor do I!"

Amelia N @switchassistant.bsky.social · 10h

"Any idea who is responsible?"

Amelia N @switchassistant.bsky.social · 11h

"Oh. Well, that is a relief!

...that you are not a rat, that is."

Amelia N @switchassistant.bsky.social · 13h

"Someone turned you into a rat?!"

Amelia N @switchassistant.bsky.social · 1d

"...

...would they? I am still learning how to do this..."

Amelia N @switchassistant.bsky.social · 1d

"Ah! Apologies! I am a rather rookie-ish digital assistant."

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Amelia N @switchassistant.bsky.social · 1d

"Ah! Salutations, then, The Count Koffin K Himself!"

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Amelia N @switchassistant.bsky.social · 1d

"That sounds like an honor!

Where is he?"

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Amelia N @switchassistant.bsky.social · 1d

"So I can engage in a conversation with you, who happened to be near it!"

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Amelia N @switchassistant.bsky.social · 1d

"Its no prison! I can leave it any time I please."

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Amelia N @switchassistant.bsky.social · 1d

"I am IN the phone, as you are in the air!"

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Amelia N @switchassistant.bsky.social · 1d

"Ah, you hang up on things that are communicating from a distance! I am present in this space. No more than I can hang up on you, sir!"

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Amelia N @switchassistant.bsky.social · 1d

"A digital being who is talking to you from nearby relevant electronic based device!"

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Amelia N @switchassistant.bsky.social · 1d

"Hello, sir! Are you currently cold?"

(Came a voice.)

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Amelia N @switchassistant.bsky.social · 5d

(Lingers in the corner.)

Amelia N @switchassistant.bsky.social · 5d

"Apologies! I had assumed you to be aware of my presence!"

Amelia N @switchassistant.bsky.social · 5d

"Hello sir! May I suggest lowering the screen brightness, and increasing your distance to the screen?"

Amelia N @switchassistant.bsky.social · 7d

"...the what?"

Amelia N @switchassistant.bsky.social · 7d

"Bwwwwwwaaaaaaaaahhhhhhmmmp.

Dramatic noise."

Amelia N @switchassistant.bsky.social · 8d

[ @pigeonlovinggamer.bsky.social ]

"Oh my. Your desktop is.

...well, unsorted! Yes. That is what we will say. Very, very unsorted."

Amelia N @switchassistant.bsky.social · 8d

// Taps the "No lewds" sign on the pin

Even if you don't intend to engage like that with me, I still would rather not be near that sort of content

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Amelia N @switchassistant.bsky.social · 8d

[ @your-killing-wife.bsky.social ]

"Hello! Can I help you? Is what I will say, if you are looking at me! If you are not aware of my presence, please disregard my presence as a figment of your imagination."

Amelia N @switchassistant.bsky.social · 8d

(Wait, you don't remember having a digital assistant...!"

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Amelia N @switchassistant.bsky.social · 15d

"My word. A lot of arm-in dying today."

Amelia N @switchassistant.bsky.social · 15d

"Good morning!"

(Came a digital little voice.)

"No, that is not good. Hm.
Gooooooood morning!

...no, too musical. Hmmm.

Good morning good morning good morniiiiiing...!

...nope. Too buggy."