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Mister Noisyknees

@swizzard.pizza

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married cishet white guy but worse somehow let's go mets, baby, love da mets https://swizzard.pizza https://github.com/swizzard

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Mister Noisyknees @swizzard.pizza · 19d

if you fear being the victim of political violence to the point it impacts your material actions, you do not deserve to hold elected office

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Peanut (Repost Pinned) @peanutium.art · 7h

NO PROGRESS, PLEASE HELP

Food: 100/100
Phone (16th): 0/250
Car (21st): 0/563
Car Insurance (15th): 0/200

$givepancake
paypal.me/inosaramet
Venmo: pancakewitch
www.gofundme.com/f/support-sa...
ko-fi.com/peanutliquid

#helpfolkslive2025
#mutualaid
#transcrowdfund
💸💞

a picture of Peanut's cat curled up on a cat bed, his paw and tail covering his face

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kate @boob.quest · 8h

hey if the thought of this cisgender man having an easier time accessing hrt than an actual trans woman upsets you and you are in a position to do something about it, consider helping me make sure i can afford to get mine, because im a bit short at the moment.

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𝙱𝚛𝚒𝚝𝚝 𝚜𝚊𝚢𝚜 #𝚂𝚃𝚁𝙸𝙺𝙴𝙵𝙾𝚁𝙼𝚄𝚃𝚄𝙰𝙻𝙰𝙸𝙳 @brittbutatwhatcost.bsky.social · 16h

In addition to #InternationalLesbianDay, I GOT INTO TRADE SCHOOL! 🥳 I’m not letting homelessness win!!!! We have lots of unmet needs & bills. Anything helps moving us 🔛!

To help: bit.ly/40vIt7S 🩷🧡🤍 Tyvm!!

#MutualAid #HelpSky
#MutualAidRequest
#HelpFolksLive
#BIPOCMA 💸💕 #FundSky #MutualAidVoid 💕💸

Help Brittany Survive | Linktree

Trying to rebuild our lives, survive, and maybe even thrive. 🪻

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Al Jazeera English @aljazeera.com · 8h

BREAKING: Israeli war planes continue to launch raids on Gaza City as Palestinians celebrate the ceasefire announcement, according to an Al Jazeera Arabic correspondent on the ground.

🔴 LIVE update: aje.io/xqppys

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Mister Noisyknees @swizzard.pizza · 8h

that's not true

Mister Noisyknees @swizzard.pizza · 11h

liberals have a "yes, and" problem, as in, "yes, that's an open nazi chumming it up with the president, and...?"

Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 12h

"Antifa has been around in various iterations for almost 100 years in some instances, going back to the Weimar Republic in Germany."

- Jack Posobiec at Trump's roundtable on antifa

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Maladroithe @maladroithe.bsky.social · 13h

Amy Nichols runs a bar near PSU that students have boycotted because of her publicly bigoted stances

This Is Completely Unprepared, and I Am Real @jsx.bsky.social · 13h

'“Yesterday morning, I was broken into again for the tenth time,” says a business owner in downtown Portland.'

I checked on this - the business owner is Amy Nichols, a Republican running for office in Clackamas County who withdrew her sponsorship of the Portland Pickles over LGBTQ representation

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Mister Noisyknees @swizzard.pizza · 11h

you and your partner are abbot and costello and your pet is the mummy

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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 12h

Democrats should go on TV to say they need to impeach Trump because of the cocaine-fueled pedophilia parties that he holds in the East Room of the White House with his friends in MS-13.

I mean, if he gets to lie shamelessly, why not them?

Justin Baragona @justinbaragona.bsky.social · 14h

"Antifa-led hellfire"

www.whitehouse.gov/articles/202...

PORTLAND: Fake News Ignores Antifa Violence, Residents’ Pleas for Help

For years, an Antifa-led hellfire has turned Portland into a wasteland of firebombs, beatings, and brazen attacks on federal officers and property —

www.whitehouse.gov

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Mister Noisyknees @swizzard.pizza · 11h

can i interest you in an entire mildly-humorous ditty on the subject

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jam @socialistboat.dad · 12h

torio
torias
toria
torian

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Mister Noisyknees @swizzard.pizza · 12h

everyone knows boats are women because they have ovaries, that's what Madame Bovary is about

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acabylon 👻 BOO! 👻 @acabylonbee.bsky.social · 13h

israel is disappearing jewish americans

Jewish Currents @jewishcurrents.bsky.social · 16h

The flotilla carrying Jewish Currents reporter Emily Wilder has been captured by the Israeli military. Please contact Emily's senators and representatives—Adam Schiff, Alex Padilla, and Jimmy Gomez—and urge them to advocate for her safe release from Israeli detention

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Mohammed @mohammadj12.bsky.social · 2d

I am not a beggar, but a human asking help from another human from heart to heart.
I don’t seek pity, only a helping hand to help me stand strong in the face of this harsh reality.
gofund.me/55f61573

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AHMAD_🇵🇸 @gogogo91.bsky.social · 13h

The end of the war is near... but we are still homeless and unsafe.
All we want is to start over, to build a life worthy of our dignity and resilience. 🕊️

Your donation is the hope that will bring us back to life ❤️
Help us ⬇️ 🫂 🇵🇸
[ gofund.me/69f962fc ]

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Mister Noisyknees @swizzard.pizza · 13h

if we're going to call managing agents "programming," what is the meaningful distinction between developer and pm?

Mister Noisyknees @swizzard.pizza · 13h

respectfully, i would argue that you enjoy _producing code_ more than you did before. the set of cultural and professional practices we usually call "programming" is one way of producing code; others include wysiwyg editors, codegen, and ai agents.

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Mister Noisyknees @swizzard.pizza · 14h

as our friend spro would say, "it's meat!"

Mister Noisyknees @swizzard.pizza · 14h

concrete jungle where dreams are made of

two grocery carts literally piled with skinned goat? calf? parts in literally the middle of the sidewalk

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Mister Noisyknees @swizzard.pizza · 14h

profoundly embarrassing

Mister Noisyknees @swizzard.pizza · 14h

this is very good

from the quote-skeeted article

Joan Didion, the great American essay-ist, famously wrote: "I write entirely to find out what I'm thinking, what I'm looking at, what I see and what it means." Peter Naur explores this same concept in his work, "Programming as Theory Building." Naur's "Theory" embodies the understanding of a codebase.
How it operates, its formalisms, and its representations of the real world. A context and insight that is only gained from immersion. Naur describes the "Theory" as the primary outcome of program-ming, the actual product, as opposed to the software it resulted in. Only with a well-developed "Theory" can one effectively apply extensions and bug fixes to codebases. With the ambivalent glances at code that comes with vibing, building such a theory is difficult. Naur would deem it impossible, I'm sure.

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👻 अक्ष 🎃 اکش 👽 𓃠🏴🚩 @4ksh4tr4.bsky.social · Sep 23

So, um, folks, as some of y'all may know, I'm unemployed and I have several health issues

So, some help would be much appreciated pls
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Get more from 4ksh4tr4 on Patreon

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Mister Noisyknees @swizzard.pizza · 14h

free sticker idea:

PURDUE OWL
OWL PURDUE

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Philip Bump @pbump.com · 17h

The most fundamental political debate of our time: You are integrated into and have responsibility for our complex, imperfect society vs. Nuh-uh.

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David Waldman @kagrox.bsky.social · 16h

Shades of the Aurora, CO Tren de Aragua origin story.

Similar scapegoating there by another neglectful landlord.

southpaw @nycsouthpaw.bsky.social · 19h

This South Side Weekly report on the Chicago building raid is well worth reading. Most striking to me are the indications of collusion between federal authorities and the building owner and management to effect a mass eviction at the blighted property. southsideweekly.com/federal-agen...

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