Michael
@swoletarian.bsky.social
He/Him | Ojibwe, faggot, Lefty, vegan, aspiring himbo
📍DC | 🏋🏼️♀️🏳🌈🌹🍉 | 📸 @mjbellecourt
📍DC | 🏋🏼️♀️🏳🌈🌹🍉 | 📸 @mjbellecourt
So glad this season has Dumb Twink representation. 🥰
January 31, 2026 at 2:27 AM
So glad this season has Dumb Twink representation. 🥰
Decided to diagram the alliances formed in tonight's RPDR.
January 31, 2026 at 2:24 AM
Decided to diagram the alliances formed in tonight's RPDR.
Impulsively changed my handle bc when's the last time I really used that doctorate anyway.
January 30, 2026 at 9:29 PM
Impulsively changed my handle bc when's the last time I really used that doctorate anyway.
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“When one of us shines, all of us shine”
-Moira Rose
RIP Catherine O’Hara, you beautiful and wonderful woman 🩵
-Moira Rose
RIP Catherine O’Hara, you beautiful and wonderful woman 🩵
January 30, 2026 at 6:42 PM
“When one of us shines, all of us shine”
-Moira Rose
RIP Catherine O’Hara, you beautiful and wonderful woman 🩵
-Moira Rose
RIP Catherine O’Hara, you beautiful and wonderful woman 🩵
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Honor her memory this weekend by watching one of her projects you've never seen.
She’s eternally “sleeping with Prince Valium” now. Thank you for the joy, Catherine. Truly one of the greats.
January 30, 2026 at 6:56 PM
Honor her memory this weekend by watching one of her projects you've never seen.
Sourdough is baked. Who wants some?
January 30, 2026 at 5:15 PM
Sourdough is baked. Who wants some?
Plant-based jalapeño cheddar.
January 29, 2026 at 10:38 PM
Plant-based jalapeño cheddar.
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Be the leftist hung twink you want to see in the world
January 29, 2026 at 9:44 PM
Be the leftist hung twink you want to see in the world
It is truly impossible to not look utterly ridiculous while doing a Kelso shrug.
January 29, 2026 at 9:55 PM
It is truly impossible to not look utterly ridiculous while doing a Kelso shrug.
Three days later and the bus I need to take to get to Georgetown tonight is still suspended due to the weather.
Listen, I get that DC is in the South, and I gave grace up through yesterday for it, but *this* degree of utter incompetency is inexcusable. Snow is not *unheard of* here!
Listen, I get that DC is in the South, and I gave grace up through yesterday for it, but *this* degree of utter incompetency is inexcusable. Snow is not *unheard of* here!
January 28, 2026 at 8:13 PM
Three days later and the bus I need to take to get to Georgetown tonight is still suspended due to the weather.
Listen, I get that DC is in the South, and I gave grace up through yesterday for it, but *this* degree of utter incompetency is inexcusable. Snow is not *unheard of* here!
Listen, I get that DC is in the South, and I gave grace up through yesterday for it, but *this* degree of utter incompetency is inexcusable. Snow is not *unheard of* here!
ICE has a Bluesky account.
sorry what
sorry what
January 28, 2026 at 4:18 AM
ICE has a Bluesky account.
sorry what
sorry what
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I’m ok. I’m a survivor so this small agitator isn’t going to intimidate me from doing my work.
I don’t let bullies win.
Grateful to my incredible constituents who rallied behind me. Minnesota strong.
I don’t let bullies win.
Grateful to my incredible constituents who rallied behind me. Minnesota strong.
January 28, 2026 at 2:26 AM
I’m ok. I’m a survivor so this small agitator isn’t going to intimidate me from doing my work.
I don’t let bullies win.
Grateful to my incredible constituents who rallied behind me. Minnesota strong.
I don’t let bullies win.
Grateful to my incredible constituents who rallied behind me. Minnesota strong.
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A good time to repost this about Ilhan Omar 💕
A mutual aid organizer in Minneapolis told us that Ilhan Omar pops in to help with the foodbank.
No press, no photos, she just shows up and asks the organizers where she should pitch in.
No press, no photos, she just shows up and asks the organizers where she should pitch in.
January 28, 2026 at 3:44 AM
A good time to repost this about Ilhan Omar 💕
Question for my fellow fitness nerds: Do any of you work your neck? Why or why not?
Trying to decide if I want mine to be thicker, but neck I never see anyone doing neck flexion.
Trying to decide if I want mine to be thicker, but neck I never see anyone doing neck flexion.
January 27, 2026 at 8:14 PM
Question for my fellow fitness nerds: Do any of you work your neck? Why or why not?
Trying to decide if I want mine to be thicker, but neck I never see anyone doing neck flexion.
Trying to decide if I want mine to be thicker, but neck I never see anyone doing neck flexion.
The number of typos I make has increased exponentially since iOS 27 dropped and it's truly driving me insane.
January 27, 2026 at 2:34 PM
The number of typos I make has increased exponentially since iOS 27 dropped and it's truly driving me insane.
Gonna start studying the right angles for dick pics for y'all.
January 27, 2026 at 2:31 AM
Gonna start studying the right angles for dick pics for y'all.
girl, same.
January 27, 2026 at 12:01 AM
girl, same.
Someone? Bought me? The hat?!?
Someone buy this for me.
we're scared to post this on Instagram, since Instagram removed our post that said "better a faggot than a fascist" a few days ago. but this is now on a hat. yeshomo.co/products/fag...
January 26, 2026 at 8:24 PM
Someone? Bought me? The hat?!?
Had to boulder over half a dozen snow piles to get here today
January 26, 2026 at 6:29 PM
Had to boulder over half a dozen snow piles to get here today
I take back every bad thing I ever said about Joe.
(…nah)
(…nah)
The only president to keep the Patriots out of the Super Bowl this century? Joe Biden
January 26, 2026 at 1:54 AM
I take back every bad thing I ever said about Joe.
(…nah)
(…nah)
I’m very angry at the right but value those amongst them who realize what they’ve done and are proactive and sincere in fighting to right their wrongs.
He spent decades bringing the religious right to power. Now he's marching to undo it.
Rev. Rob Schenck spent decades helping build the Religious Right—commingling church and state to advance conservative causes. Now, he says he must confront the damage he helped cause.
Rev. Rob Schenck spent decades helping build the Religious Right—commingling church and state to advance conservative causes. Now, he says he must confront the damage he helped cause.
January 26, 2026 at 1:19 AM
I’m very angry at the right but value those amongst them who realize what they’ve done and are proactive and sincere in fighting to right their wrongs.
Someone buy this for me.
we're scared to post this on Instagram, since Instagram removed our post that said "better a faggot than a fascist" a few days ago. but this is now on a hat. yeshomo.co/products/fag...
January 26, 2026 at 12:57 AM
Someone buy this for me.
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One of the best things I’ve read in a while:
January 25, 2026 at 10:39 PM
One of the best things I’ve read in a while:
Don’t forget to shovel your sidewalks plz
January 25, 2026 at 10:12 PM
Don’t forget to shovel your sidewalks plz
Sidewalk is shoveled and I'm ready for snow day cuddles.
January 25, 2026 at 6:38 PM
Sidewalk is shoveled and I'm ready for snow day cuddles.