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I play Doctor Mario and other stuff
I love gambling
Hot dog enjoyer
Cat person
I play Doctor Mario and other stuff
I love gambling
Hot dog enjoyer
Cat person
I don't know who needs to hear this, but I hope you have the most satisfyingly bowel clearing shit tonight
February 16, 2025 at 9:58 PM
I don't know who needs to hear this, but I hope you have the most satisfyingly bowel clearing shit tonight
Just had the most egregious losing streak on marvel rivals quick play I think I might need to die actually
February 6, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Just had the most egregious losing streak on marvel rivals quick play I think I might need to die actually
I said a hydrophobic end was hydrophilic in biology both times the concept was brought up in biology today, I think I gotta be put down like a dog now
February 4, 2025 at 2:17 PM
I said a hydrophobic end was hydrophilic in biology both times the concept was brought up in biology today, I think I gotta be put down like a dog now
Birthday day
a blue bat with a heart shaped nose is flying in the air
ALT: a blue bat with a heart shaped nose is flying in the air
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January 28, 2025 at 12:02 PM
Birthday day
I'm gonna start blurting the words I think are funny out into the void every day as I think one sounds funny that day
Today it is hair follicle
Today it is hair follicle
January 27, 2025 at 5:11 PM
I'm gonna start blurting the words I think are funny out into the void every day as I think one sounds funny that day
Today it is hair follicle
Today it is hair follicle
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#ScaryMovie6 officially releases in theaters June 12, 2026 🍿
January 24, 2025 at 7:03 PM
#ScaryMovie6 officially releases in theaters June 12, 2026 🍿
Jeff was a psyop to get autistic people and casual gamer girls to play Marvel Rivals
January 25, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Jeff was a psyop to get autistic people and casual gamer girls to play Marvel Rivals
What an insane waste of time, effort, and plastic
January 25, 2025 at 4:12 PM
What an insane waste of time, effort, and plastic
I keep trying to scroll on this app but I keep switching tabs cause of my fat fuckin thumbs
January 25, 2025 at 4:07 AM
I keep trying to scroll on this app but I keep switching tabs cause of my fat fuckin thumbs
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Huey and Louie love belly rubs! These sweet, happy boys were rescued from a pig hoarding case in Michigan. 💕
January 24, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Huey and Louie love belly rubs! These sweet, happy boys were rescued from a pig hoarding case in Michigan. 💕
God I need to gamble so bad
January 25, 2025 at 4:02 AM
God I need to gamble so bad
Why exactly does my ADHD compel me to self cannibalize my nails, scabs, and pimples
January 23, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Why exactly does my ADHD compel me to self cannibalize my nails, scabs, and pimples
When the fictional world is just so depressing and leaves you so genuinely distraught that you feel like actual shit for hours on end afterwards and can't go to sleep
January 5, 2025 at 6:03 AM
When the fictional world is just so depressing and leaves you so genuinely distraught that you feel like actual shit for hours on end afterwards and can't go to sleep
What if metal is voiced by Roger Craig Smith but they put a robot filter on him
January 4, 2025 at 6:52 AM
What if metal is voiced by Roger Craig Smith but they put a robot filter on him
Sonic 3 movie was peak. Fuckin loved the end credits scene and I really hope they make Metal a villain that can't be reasoned with so that Amy, Shadow, and the gang gotta team up to defeat him. Maybe they bring the other teams and characters in so we can get a Neo Metal arc like the games
January 3, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Sonic 3 movie was peak. Fuckin loved the end credits scene and I really hope they make Metal a villain that can't be reasoned with so that Amy, Shadow, and the gang gotta team up to defeat him. Maybe they bring the other teams and characters in so we can get a Neo Metal arc like the games
I couldn't ever celebrate new years because I'd never drop the ball
January 1, 2025 at 3:43 AM
I couldn't ever celebrate new years because I'd never drop the ball
My conspiracy theory is that every as seen on TV products on late night tv is actually made by battery companies so they can sell more batteries. Why else would they all be cheap useless dogshit plastic doohickeys that need 4 whole batteries to use for an hour
December 31, 2024 at 1:08 AM
My conspiracy theory is that every as seen on TV products on late night tv is actually made by battery companies so they can sell more batteries. Why else would they all be cheap useless dogshit plastic doohickeys that need 4 whole batteries to use for an hour
Playing dragon ball legends makes me want to violently maim myself
December 25, 2024 at 5:58 PM
Playing dragon ball legends makes me want to violently maim myself
I'm pretty sure Nintendo life followed me back for like a split second but I have no proof, I saw the notification
December 5, 2024 at 5:24 PM
I'm pretty sure Nintendo life followed me back for like a split second but I have no proof, I saw the notification
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My family has this habit of making cold, unseasoned thanksgiving turkey, and they always wonder why I don't want any. Doesn't stop them from forcing me to have a slice though. FUCK
November 28, 2024 at 5:13 PM
My family has this habit of making cold, unseasoned thanksgiving turkey, and they always wonder why I don't want any. Doesn't stop them from forcing me to have a slice though. FUCK
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Tomorrow isn't just Thanksgiving, it's also happens to be Millie's 12th birthday & she would greatly appreciate being acknowledged in any of your holiday toasts.
Thanking you in advance, Chelsea & Mar🐫
Thanking you in advance, Chelsea & Mar🐫
November 27, 2024 at 10:36 PM
Tomorrow isn't just Thanksgiving, it's also happens to be Millie's 12th birthday & she would greatly appreciate being acknowledged in any of your holiday toasts.
Thanking you in advance, Chelsea & Mar🐫
Thanking you in advance, Chelsea & Mar🐫
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I drew this guy for a funny little DND game my friend is gonna run
November 24, 2024 at 5:02 PM
I drew this guy for a funny little DND game my friend is gonna run
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Cynthia from Pokemon being a total babe
October 17, 2024 at 9:17 PM
Cynthia from Pokemon being a total babe