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other varieties of hassy:
regular
long (not to be confused with the size. long hassy is regular hassy except its flavor lingers on the tongue for no less than 12 hours.)
salt
sour cream & onion
soup
ginger & ginseng
dirt
petrichor
wormwood
worm
wood
denim (a jassy™)
osteocalcin
disappointment
pomelo

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please be aware: the 44 fl oz long hassy contains enough crisping agents to straighten a necktie to a wood-like consistency. the daily recommended limit of consumption is no more than 4 long hassys per day

Every single protest against Trump has consistently been among the largest scale protests that the USA has ever experienced.

The difference is that they're not experiencing media coverage specifically to suppress awareness that they're the size that they are and to downplay them in general.

Hey, you're welcome. I've been fond of your video goofs since before the Bones stuff was formally turned into "these are the mysteries" and beyond, checking out the game your team made was a pleasure. I had a good time.

The only really comprehensive mod I can find is a rebalance mod that claims to not be a hardtype but I'm not falling for that for the twentieth or whatever time in my life. It appears to have a few QoL updates, but QoL is legitimately what the game needs the most by far, much more than a rebalance.

The game would seriously love a mod, at least, to make the workshop system less tedious to use. Having to save (and one of the slower saves on the system, at that,) every single time you interact with your storage box is sooo sloooow. Only being able to carry a small number of blades with you sucks!

it was my tablet's fault, turns out. my kamvas 16 pro served me faithfully for nearly 6 years but it appears to have a hardware fault in it that is repeatedly doing those inputs now. i'm not entirely sure why, but it is what it is

The series as a whole is also strongly written in the vibe that Touhou may have turned to surrounding the release of 12; the themes of humans and youkai coexisting. Sanbon-san had no idea that the series would instead hard turn to "humans and youkai literally can't coexist at a grand scale" instead.