Sydney Ralston
@sydneyralston.bsky.social
🇺🇸 🇮🇹
📍 Los Angeles
Retired pinup, Mid-century Modern Enthusiast, Charcuterie Lover, Not Nice ™
📍 Los Angeles
Retired pinup, Mid-century Modern Enthusiast, Charcuterie Lover, Not Nice ™
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Sydney Ralston
@sydneyralston.bsky.social
· Jan 18
My name is Sydney. I live in Los Angeles and (sometimes, when the job market allows) work in scripted television post production.
I have a crispy trad-wife exterior with a gooey dirtbag left center.
I'd say I'm glad to be here, but I'm not sure if that's true yet.
Ciao!
I have a crispy trad-wife exterior with a gooey dirtbag left center.
I'd say I'm glad to be here, but I'm not sure if that's true yet.
Ciao!
One of my favorite things in the world is orange blossoms.
I took this picture of some on my way out of my boyfriend’s place this morning.
They make me happy.
I took this picture of some on my way out of my boyfriend’s place this morning.
They make me happy.
March 31, 2025 at 8:33 PM
One of my favorite things in the world is orange blossoms.
I took this picture of some on my way out of my boyfriend’s place this morning.
They make me happy.
I took this picture of some on my way out of my boyfriend’s place this morning.
They make me happy.
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Severance Spoiler!
Listen, I’m just saying, if I was watching my significant other walk off with another woman behind a locked door, I’d somehow have the rage strength to pull it off the hinges and kill her and him both.
Justice for Gemma.
Listen, I’m just saying, if I was watching my significant other walk off with another woman behind a locked door, I’d somehow have the rage strength to pull it off the hinges and kill her and him both.
Justice for Gemma.
March 22, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Severance Spoiler!
Listen, I’m just saying, if I was watching my significant other walk off with another woman behind a locked door, I’d somehow have the rage strength to pull it off the hinges and kill her and him both.
Justice for Gemma.
Listen, I’m just saying, if I was watching my significant other walk off with another woman behind a locked door, I’d somehow have the rage strength to pull it off the hinges and kill her and him both.
Justice for Gemma.
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If you worry that dying alone and unloved is too depressing, just imagine the joy on someone’s face when they acquire all the shit in your storage unit for like $200 in three months.
Eat arbys
Eat arbys
March 20, 2025 at 12:54 AM
If you worry that dying alone and unloved is too depressing, just imagine the joy on someone’s face when they acquire all the shit in your storage unit for like $200 in three months.
Eat arbys
Eat arbys
Started late on my ACSR exam, had to stop to confiscate a napkin from the mouth of the office dog, finished n twenty minutes, passed.
March 14, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Started late on my ACSR exam, had to stop to confiscate a napkin from the mouth of the office dog, finished n twenty minutes, passed.
Therapyspeak people sound like fucking Lumon devotees
March 14, 2025 at 5:16 AM
Therapyspeak people sound like fucking Lumon devotees
Haha I saved this meme to my phone back in Dec 2023 🫠
March 13, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Haha I saved this meme to my phone back in Dec 2023 🫠
So many bs effeminate jokes are made about the idea of a First Gentleman but the people who make them know nothing about hosting a great party with stiff af cocktails and expertly cooked meats.
Like sorry you’re so boring you can’t entertain well and be manly as hell while doing it.
Like sorry you’re so boring you can’t entertain well and be manly as hell while doing it.
March 13, 2025 at 2:07 AM
So many bs effeminate jokes are made about the idea of a First Gentleman but the people who make them know nothing about hosting a great party with stiff af cocktails and expertly cooked meats.
Like sorry you’re so boring you can’t entertain well and be manly as hell while doing it.
Like sorry you’re so boring you can’t entertain well and be manly as hell while doing it.
Historically, having the “Luck of the Irish” is a bad time and wishing someone that should be a fucking threat.
March 13, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Historically, having the “Luck of the Irish” is a bad time and wishing someone that should be a fucking threat.
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saw a tiktok referring to punk legend kathleen hanna as lead singer of the band “bikini unalive,” and i had to take a cool shower to calm down
March 12, 2025 at 1:01 AM
saw a tiktok referring to punk legend kathleen hanna as lead singer of the band “bikini unalive,” and i had to take a cool shower to calm down
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*whiny voice* "I don't want measles! I don't want another great depression!" What happened to being tough. What happened to suffering and dying needlessly
March 11, 2025 at 12:09 AM
*whiny voice* "I don't want measles! I don't want another great depression!" What happened to being tough. What happened to suffering and dying needlessly
Jason Isaacs showed dong, everyone!
March 12, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Jason Isaacs showed dong, everyone!
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Americans: We’d like to afford basic necessities, keep vital programs, and not lose our retirement savings.
Trump: Best I can do is a car commercial for the richest man on Earth.
Trump: Best I can do is a car commercial for the richest man on Earth.
March 11, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Americans: We’d like to afford basic necessities, keep vital programs, and not lose our retirement savings.
Trump: Best I can do is a car commercial for the richest man on Earth.
Trump: Best I can do is a car commercial for the richest man on Earth.
Free speech absolutist, unless they’re a green card holder with an unpopular opinion, right?
March 11, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Free speech absolutist, unless they’re a green card holder with an unpopular opinion, right?
I was born and raised in LA.
That means I’m VIOLENTLY territorial about parking.
If I get home and try to pull into my assigned space that I pay for with my rent, and your fucking car is there without my approval, I’m going to throw hands.
“Can I have a few more minutes?”
No. I’m home.
That means I’m VIOLENTLY territorial about parking.
If I get home and try to pull into my assigned space that I pay for with my rent, and your fucking car is there without my approval, I’m going to throw hands.
“Can I have a few more minutes?”
No. I’m home.
March 11, 2025 at 1:49 AM
I was born and raised in LA.
That means I’m VIOLENTLY territorial about parking.
If I get home and try to pull into my assigned space that I pay for with my rent, and your fucking car is there without my approval, I’m going to throw hands.
“Can I have a few more minutes?”
No. I’m home.
That means I’m VIOLENTLY territorial about parking.
If I get home and try to pull into my assigned space that I pay for with my rent, and your fucking car is there without my approval, I’m going to throw hands.
“Can I have a few more minutes?”
No. I’m home.
I've been delightfully busy over the last 48 hours, and will be for the next week or so.
Not making much anything moneywise, but I'm good at rallying and living on nothing. That tends to happen when you haven't had much stability.
Still if I'm busy, I'm mentally well. I'm happy to be busy.
Not making much anything moneywise, but I'm good at rallying and living on nothing. That tends to happen when you haven't had much stability.
Still if I'm busy, I'm mentally well. I'm happy to be busy.
March 10, 2025 at 7:54 PM
I've been delightfully busy over the last 48 hours, and will be for the next week or so.
Not making much anything moneywise, but I'm good at rallying and living on nothing. That tends to happen when you haven't had much stability.
Still if I'm busy, I'm mentally well. I'm happy to be busy.
Not making much anything moneywise, but I'm good at rallying and living on nothing. That tends to happen when you haven't had much stability.
Still if I'm busy, I'm mentally well. I'm happy to be busy.
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[watching anora] nobody in this movie would last two days at a conclave
March 10, 2025 at 3:20 AM
[watching anora] nobody in this movie would last two days at a conclave
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This is Ramsey and Rebel. Ramsey can be a little needy sometimes. But Rebel doesn't mind because Ramsey’s needs are very cozy. 13/10 for both
March 10, 2025 at 3:51 PM
This is Ramsey and Rebel. Ramsey can be a little needy sometimes. But Rebel doesn't mind because Ramsey’s needs are very cozy. 13/10 for both
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it's called throwback because if you recognize the songs you're likely to throw out your back. not many people know this
March 10, 2025 at 12:51 PM
it's called throwback because if you recognize the songs you're likely to throw out your back. not many people know this
When you're trying to beat the Skeledirge 7 star tera raid online and the randos on your team bring nothing but their stupid shiny dragons
March 8, 2025 at 9:09 PM
When you're trying to beat the Skeledirge 7 star tera raid online and the randos on your team bring nothing but their stupid shiny dragons
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What the fuck is it like to just be able to wash your face in the morning like a normal person and NOT have to apply various prescription topicals to keep acne away at 34?
March 8, 2025 at 4:26 PM
What the fuck is it like to just be able to wash your face in the morning like a normal person and NOT have to apply various prescription topicals to keep acne away at 34?