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Absolute success for medium hot millennials running for mayor.
November 5, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Absolute success for medium hot millennials running for mayor.
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Double, double toil and trouble;
Fire burn and caldron bubble.
Fire burn and caldron bubble.
October 31, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Double, double toil and trouble;
Fire burn and caldron bubble.
Fire burn and caldron bubble.
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happy none pizza left beef day!! it's been 18 years and is now old enough to vote
October 19, 2025 at 4:07 PM
happy none pizza left beef day!! it's been 18 years and is now old enough to vote
Stop inventing new celebrities. I don’t know who you’re talking about.
October 16, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Stop inventing new celebrities. I don’t know who you’re talking about.
NYT games needs to make a pips archive. I’m addicted.
October 11, 2025 at 1:40 AM
NYT games needs to make a pips archive. I’m addicted.
NOW that’s what I call BLASPHEMY volume 8!
September 21, 2025 at 9:59 PM
NOW that’s what I call BLASPHEMY volume 8!
Ok but what’s up with right-wingers and the Conjuring house? It’s very weird how that’s a whole category of content.
September 6, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Ok but what’s up with right-wingers and the Conjuring house? It’s very weird how that’s a whole category of content.
I eat nails for breakfast. Fingernails. I’m very nervous.
July 10, 2025 at 5:39 AM
I eat nails for breakfast. Fingernails. I’m very nervous.
No one is really talking about it but customer service is worse lately too. Also, customers.
June 19, 2025 at 4:08 AM
No one is really talking about it but customer service is worse lately too. Also, customers.
A scam call after 10 pm. Outrageous.
June 10, 2025 at 5:09 AM
A scam call after 10 pm. Outrageous.
Falling for obvious scams and instructing others to be less skeptical is not a morally superior stance.
May 31, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Falling for obvious scams and instructing others to be less skeptical is not a morally superior stance.
It’s really a shame that literally no one between the ages of 25 and 75 exist to do all those jobs that experienced adults who aren’t on death’s doorstep are most qualified to do.
May 21, 2025 at 3:53 PM
It’s really a shame that literally no one between the ages of 25 and 75 exist to do all those jobs that experienced adults who aren’t on death’s doorstep are most qualified to do.
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Me, almost everyday: I reject Catholicism from my life. I have much respect for the great Catholic educators I have had but it is a corrupt evil organization that has inflicted unspeakable harms on this earth.
Me during a conclave and when New Pope™️ news breaks:
Me during a conclave and when New Pope™️ news breaks:
May 8, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Me, almost everyday: I reject Catholicism from my life. I have much respect for the great Catholic educators I have had but it is a corrupt evil organization that has inflicted unspeakable harms on this earth.
Me during a conclave and when New Pope™️ news breaks:
Me during a conclave and when New Pope™️ news breaks:
Huh.
April 30, 1925: President Coolidge and all previously unvaccinated White House staff are given smallpox shots. The vaccinations come amid a nationwide surge in cases of the disfiguring and often-deadly disease, with 54 cases and 19 deaths in Washington so far in 1925.
April 30, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Huh.
If I turned in AI generated slop for my Econ homework I woulda failed but I guess that doesn’t apply to everyone.
April 4, 2025 at 2:19 PM
If I turned in AI generated slop for my Econ homework I woulda failed but I guess that doesn’t apply to everyone.
Today’s wordle was ridic.
April 1, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Today’s wordle was ridic.
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Started from the bottom (Monday) now we're here (Friday)
March 28, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Started from the bottom (Monday) now we're here (Friday)
I hate when Wordle and Connections are both easy on the same day.
March 20, 2025 at 5:23 PM
I hate when Wordle and Connections are both easy on the same day.
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Open the schools. I know they ain’t closed, but open some more. Lock people inside.
March 4, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Open the schools. I know they ain’t closed, but open some more. Lock people inside.
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Dear coffee:
I don't care how late in the day it is; I'mma drink you like it's 5 a.m.
I love you, girl.
I don't care how late in the day it is; I'mma drink you like it's 5 a.m.
I love you, girl.
March 8, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Dear coffee:
I don't care how late in the day it is; I'mma drink you like it's 5 a.m.
I love you, girl.
I don't care how late in the day it is; I'mma drink you like it's 5 a.m.
I love you, girl.
Open the schools. I know they ain’t closed, but open some more. Lock people inside.
March 4, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Open the schools. I know they ain’t closed, but open some more. Lock people inside.
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today is a being mean to me blackout. nobody be mean to me all day
March 1, 2025 at 4:54 PM
today is a being mean to me blackout. nobody be mean to me all day
I seriously sit around doing crossword puzzles like it’s my full time job and I’m not even good at them.
March 2, 2025 at 1:51 AM
I seriously sit around doing crossword puzzles like it’s my full time job and I’m not even good at them.