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El Tel
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Brooklyn based tech guy.
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Sunday vibes. ☺️
Not a good night for “folding” Tim Kaine
My statement on the funding deal to reopen government, protect federal employees, and vote to protect health care:
November 10, 2025 at 1:58 AM
3 Crows
November 9, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Tonight’s moon over Brooklyn.
November 5, 2025 at 11:44 PM
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Dogs are getting vaccinated less and rabies rates are rising, in part because 37% of Americans think vaccines will give their dogs... pawtism.

www.nbcnews.com/health/healt...
September 3, 2025 at 6:34 PM
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kristi noem as porta potties: thread
June 18, 2025 at 12:51 AM
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Showing Zion to my boy. 🥰
May 31, 2025 at 11:19 PM
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Stapler Not The Same Since Tasting Human Flesh
May 28, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Tonight’s cosmic digs!
May 1, 2025 at 12:55 AM
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(1/4) It was America and Britain that guaranteed the sovereignty of Ukraine and its borders in return for persuading them to give up their nuclear weapons.
April 25, 2025 at 7:28 AM
April 9, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Idiocracy
April 3, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Fair play!
Elbows up, Canada.
March 23, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Église Saint-Nicolas-des-Champs
March 15, 2025 at 2:14 AM
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Tesla Model 3 crushed by an Olmec statue
By Mexican sculptor @chavismarmol.bsky.social
March 14, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Oh Lord! LOL
I don't know if this is common knowledge, but Alina Habba in portuguese sounds like "there, in the ass".
March 5, 2025 at 1:03 AM
All the whipsawing of the markets on tariff on/off rumors reeks of market manipulation. You can guarantee there is insider trading in this administration or his family just on QQQ is enough. #corruption
March 4, 2025 at 10:45 PM
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If you're a federal employee and you received the "5 things you did this week" OPM email, we just discovered something amazing...

www.opmreply.com

☝️ We know you're busy doing your actual job, so here's an efficiency shortcut. (Or ya know, just ignore it.)
OPM Reply
Automate response to OPM emails
www.opmreply.com
March 3, 2025 at 12:30 AM
I know this is harsh on those that drive, but every time you order and Uber/Lyft (Revel) and it shows a Tesla, cancel the ride.
February 20, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Nice one Billie!
February 15, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Dunning–Kruger in full effect
Scoop: The databases powering DOGE.gov are insecure, and people outside the government have already pushed their own updates to the site to prove it:

www.404media.co/anyone-can-p...
Anyone Can Push Updates to the DOGE.gov Website
"THESE 'EXPERTS' LEFT THEIR DATABASE OPEN."
www.404media.co
February 14, 2025 at 10:11 PM
As if was not already clear, Leon does not really understand code.
When I heard Musk say this on Tuesday, my assumption was that it was a programming issue. Because I can code and have written to databases and because I am familiar with other examples of default values being misinterpreted.
Yet somehow Musk isn't.
February 14, 2025 at 10:07 PM
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When I heard Musk say this on Tuesday, my assumption was that it was a programming issue. Because I can code and have written to databases and because I am familiar with other examples of default values being misinterpreted.
Yet somehow Musk isn't.
February 14, 2025 at 1:39 PM
#deletegoogle

BHM and Pride apparently no longer exist and that sharpie gulf is now misnamed. Enough.
February 11, 2025 at 2:45 AM