I'm glad the American media had fun with making Livvy Nuzzy think she was on some Lana Del Rey shit for a minute because she wrote a book about fucking the Kennedys' weird iguana offspring, but the time has come for everyone to shut the fuck up about it.
December 11, 2025 at 8:51 PM
I'm glad the American media had fun with making Livvy Nuzzy think she was on some Lana Del Rey shit for a minute because she wrote a book about fucking the Kennedys' weird iguana offspring, but the time has come for everyone to shut the fuck up about it.
Nintendo announces major investment into Dolphin, the popular emulator which cannot and will not run any official Nintendo GameCube ROMs, and will send 20 FBI agents to your location if it finds "Super Smash Bros. Melee (USA) (En,Ja) (Rev 2).iso" on your hard drive.
The Walt Disney Company announces it has reached a three-year agreement with OpenAI to bring its popular characters to the company's Sora AI video generator.
Disney strikes deal with OpenAI to let Sora generate AI videos of its characters
Disney is also investing $1 billion in the AI company, and some videos created through Sora will be available on Disney's streaming platform.
nbcnews.to
December 11, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Nintendo announces major investment into Dolphin, the popular emulator which cannot and will not run any official Nintendo GameCube ROMs, and will send 20 FBI agents to your location if it finds "Super Smash Bros. Melee (USA) (En,Ja) (Rev 2).iso" on your hard drive.
I don't need to see anything more about Sam Altman. I am already aware that he needs to be dealt with. You could not tell me he sucks in a new way.
December 9, 2025 at 4:29 PM
I don't need to see anything more about Sam Altman. I am already aware that he needs to be dealt with. You could not tell me he sucks in a new way.
It's official. The hottest trend of the 2025 holiday season is the take all your money out of the bank challenge. Don't miss out on this epic viral phenomenon!
December 4, 2025 at 6:43 AM
It's official. The hottest trend of the 2025 holiday season is the take all your money out of the bank challenge. Don't miss out on this epic viral phenomenon!
guy who has never seen a single crowdfunding project in his entire life:
Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang says AI will unleash a wave of new ideas and unfinished projects—leaving people busier, not freer, as “everybody’s jobs will be different.” trib.al/i8LvkCC
Nvidia CEO says AI will actually make everyone a lot busier: 'Everybody's jobs will be different' | Fortune
“I would say that there's every evidence that we will be more productive and yet still be busier because we have so many ideas,” Jensen Huang said.
trib.al
December 4, 2025 at 3:18 AM
guy who has never seen a single crowdfunding project in his entire life:
They've got Wikipedia Wrapped now and idk what I'm supposed to do with this information.
December 3, 2025 at 7:02 AM
They've got Wikipedia Wrapped now and idk what I'm supposed to do with this information.
They should invent a way out other than through.
December 2, 2025 at 10:12 PM
They should invent a way out other than through.
Refusing to buy anything on Black Friday or Cyber Monday not because of a boycott or anything, but just because I want to help make the economy look as bad as possible.
December 1, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Refusing to buy anything on Black Friday or Cyber Monday not because of a boycott or anything, but just because I want to help make the economy look as bad as possible.
I feel like splinter cell
November 20, 2025 at 7:44 PM
I feel like splinter cell
One of the songs in the new Katamari features vocals by someone I can only describe as "Japanese Bruce Dickinson" and it takes me out of the game every time.
November 19, 2025 at 5:14 AM
One of the songs in the new Katamari features vocals by someone I can only describe as "Japanese Bruce Dickinson" and it takes me out of the game every time.
In the past I was a big apologist for Tool, but I have slowly come to terms with the fact that they've never made a perfect album.
They *could* have, if Lateralus had the production of 10,000 Days, but they've never managed to get the perfect sound and consistently good songs for a whole LP.
They *could* have, if Lateralus had the production of 10,000 Days, but they've never managed to get the perfect sound and consistently good songs for a whole LP.
November 17, 2025 at 8:22 PM
In the past I was a big apologist for Tool, but I have slowly come to terms with the fact that they've never made a perfect album.
They *could* have, if Lateralus had the production of 10,000 Days, but they've never managed to get the perfect sound and consistently good songs for a whole LP.
They *could* have, if Lateralus had the production of 10,000 Days, but they've never managed to get the perfect sound and consistently good songs for a whole LP.
Ah. All rested up. Ready to start demoing some new songs. I love writing music. And now it is the time for my favorite part: installing a bunch of software updates.
November 17, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Ah. All rested up. Ready to start demoing some new songs. I love writing music. And now it is the time for my favorite part: installing a bunch of software updates.
Now that sufficient time has passed to consider the revelation that the three are supposed to be a trilogy, I guess would classify each entry in the QotSA trilogy as follows:
Like Clockwork: Fuck it
Villains: Fuck them
In Times New Roman: Fuck you
Like Clockwork: Fuck it
Villains: Fuck them
In Times New Roman: Fuck you
November 16, 2025 at 7:05 AM
Now that sufficient time has passed to consider the revelation that the three are supposed to be a trilogy, I guess would classify each entry in the QotSA trilogy as follows:
Like Clockwork: Fuck it
Villains: Fuck them
In Times New Roman: Fuck you
Like Clockwork: Fuck it
Villains: Fuck them
In Times New Roman: Fuck you
Some days, you think that if you just get up and force yourself to do things it will get easier, then it doesn't.
November 15, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Some days, you think that if you just get up and force yourself to do things it will get easier, then it doesn't.
I don't care what Microsoft says, all of the new Office app icons were clearly made with some kind of shitty AI image generator and they all look like mud butt
November 12, 2025 at 8:15 PM
I don't care what Microsoft says, all of the new Office app icons were clearly made with some kind of shitty AI image generator and they all look like mud butt
I bet if they can find just a few more handwritten notes that say "Donald Trump was doing pedophile stuff with me, Jeffery Epstein" that will be all the evidence they need to make the president stop doing crimes.
November 12, 2025 at 2:42 PM
I bet if they can find just a few more handwritten notes that say "Donald Trump was doing pedophile stuff with me, Jeffery Epstein" that will be all the evidence they need to make the president stop doing crimes.
Steven King's 11/22/63
I don't care about the representation of the actual assassination all that much, but I still constantly think about the time travel mechanic in that book. It was such a fun read.
I don't care about the representation of the actual assassination all that much, but I still constantly think about the time travel mechanic in that book. It was such a fun read.
performative reading, lack of reading skills, nobody's reading anymore -- NO!
tell me about a book that changed you
for me? the *extremely* ahistorical novel, THE AGONY AND THE ECSTASY which I read at 13 and was like, "Oh, art can be *everything* to a maker, for good and bad"
tell me about a book that changed you
for me? the *extremely* ahistorical novel, THE AGONY AND THE ECSTASY which I read at 13 and was like, "Oh, art can be *everything* to a maker, for good and bad"
November 12, 2025 at 5:42 AM
Steven King's 11/22/63
I don't care about the representation of the actual assassination all that much, but I still constantly think about the time travel mechanic in that book. It was such a fun read.
I don't care about the representation of the actual assassination all that much, but I still constantly think about the time travel mechanic in that book. It was such a fun read.
Getting the operation where they take out my brain and dump a bunch of gravel in there so I can get rich as hell and shape media narratives at a major broadcast news organization.
“I’ve been hearing that standards will be eliminated or severely cut back. Bari has told people that she wants to get rid of standards and is shocked that they have so much power. She also asked openly, ‘What’s the point of standards?’” one CBS source said.
www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...
www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...
Bari Weiss wants to take down ‘too much power’ CBS News Standards unit: sources
EXCLUSIVE: Internal rumblings within the newsroom come after the S&P head resigned and the network disbanded its vaunted Race and Culture unit.
www.independent.co.uk
November 11, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Getting the operation where they take out my brain and dump a bunch of gravel in there so I can get rich as hell and shape media narratives at a major broadcast news organization.
My uncle works at the banks and he said they're actually not running out of money. And he's going to bring home some money 2, which they have now.
November 10, 2025 at 9:33 PM
My uncle works at the banks and he said they're actually not running out of money. And he's going to bring home some money 2, which they have now.
This is true. I remember when they were fighting healthcare in 2024, 2020, 2016, even 2012. Hell way before that. They've been working on this for my whole life.
Oh, fighting "for" healthcare. Okay well hang on a second...
Oh, fighting "for" healthcare. Okay well hang on a second...
Democrats have been fighting for months to address America's healthcare crisis
For the millions who will lose coverage
For people with cancer who won't get the care they need
For working families who can't afford to pay $25K more a year for healthcare
We will keep fighting
For the millions who will lose coverage
For people with cancer who won't get the care they need
For working families who can't afford to pay $25K more a year for healthcare
We will keep fighting
November 10, 2025 at 6:01 AM
This is true. I remember when they were fighting healthcare in 2024, 2020, 2016, even 2012. Hell way before that. They've been working on this for my whole life.
Oh, fighting "for" healthcare. Okay well hang on a second...
Oh, fighting "for" healthcare. Okay well hang on a second...
Oh you saw an awful opinion column and it upset you? Maybe you should consider not giving money to the NYT instead of trying to make it my problem!
November 6, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Oh you saw an awful opinion column and it upset you? Maybe you should consider not giving money to the NYT instead of trying to make it my problem!
Weird how much of this site's "discourse" is just people outing themselves as NYT readers.
November 6, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Weird how much of this site's "discourse" is just people outing themselves as NYT readers.
@zohrankmamdani.bsky.social Congrats, my guy.
November 5, 2025 at 2:43 AM
@zohrankmamdani.bsky.social Congrats, my guy.
Comedy is such a strange creative field because so many genuinely funny and good people have put so much work into writing good jokes and yet nothing you could ever say is nearly as funny as that video of a guy throwing a brick into an old clothes dryer.
November 4, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Comedy is such a strange creative field because so many genuinely funny and good people have put so much work into writing good jokes and yet nothing you could ever say is nearly as funny as that video of a guy throwing a brick into an old clothes dryer.
Connecting the Home Depot AI chatbot and the Lowes AI chatbot and making them fight it out, evaporating every drop of drinkable water on the planet.
November 3, 2025 at 5:49 AM
Connecting the Home Depot AI chatbot and the Lowes AI chatbot and making them fight it out, evaporating every drop of drinkable water on the planet.