I can't really explain the connection, but I just realized y'all need to do Letter to the Editor guys.

Don't make me agree with this motherfucker

Aw man what the hell!

Time for the ol razzle dazzle.

TURN east
DROP 13 shurikens
DROP 2 short swords
DROP 3 handaxes
USE scroll of invisibility ON pile of weapons
CONSUME dinner (quadruple poisoned)
WALK east

Alright, nice...

COMBINE prepared noodles (double poisoned) AND meat (double poisoned)

hmm...okay. okay.

COMBINE instant noodles (poisoned) AND bottle of water (poisoned)

COMBINE 1x bottle of water AND 1x dried meat (poisoned)

You fools all just think capitalists want to accumulate capital. Obviously their goal is some other thing, and I definitely know what that is but I can't get into right now.

what c'mon that's some bullshit

EQUIP FredoTech™ Obliterator™ heavy machine gun
CONSUME blessed rations (poisoned)
CONSUME grenade

USE scroll of bless ON rations (poisoned)

Real "bedtime is cops" stuff here

I know this is the goal of some of the boycotts but I am a free agent. I just want to see the numbers look fucked up.

Okay now this Stane character sounds interesting...

The only people who have ever posted this in anything resembling good faith are the libs who obviously understand it to mean "I want every leftist to shut up and go away."

SocDems and such saying this to defend their lib apologia is the peak of media illiteracy.

The unspoken bit of that quote being that it is therefore bad or unnecessary to critique power has never once been considered by the people who think this is some kind of devastating own.

"It's racist for Brits to call us yanks" is an all-time great dipshit thought.