RetroBeard
@synthnscifi.bsky.social
Dad, Scouser, Trekkie, Twitter quitter, constant work in progress.
How I’m walking out of 2025
December 28, 2025 at 10:45 AM
How I’m walking out of 2025
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Remember when the queen died and Center Parcs said all their visitors had to either leave or stay imprisoned in their rooms/villas for the funeral
December 23, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Remember when the queen died and Center Parcs said all their visitors had to either leave or stay imprisoned in their rooms/villas for the funeral
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BREAKING: WATCH the full 60 Minutes CECOT segment here. This was sent to me anonymously. It appears to be the segment CBS' Bari Weiss killed. www.muellershewrote.com/p/watch-the-...
WATCH: The 60 Minutes CECOT Segment
I was sent the CECOT segment anonymously in a group chat.
www.muellershewrote.com
December 22, 2025 at 10:46 PM
BREAKING: WATCH the full 60 Minutes CECOT segment here. This was sent to me anonymously. It appears to be the segment CBS' Bari Weiss killed. www.muellershewrote.com/p/watch-the-...
Whatever alternate dimension alien kid runs the AI simulation we’re clearly living in is just doing this shit on purpose now.
December 22, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Whatever alternate dimension alien kid runs the AI simulation we’re clearly living in is just doing this shit on purpose now.
Just gone midnight here so I’ll say it now. However you’re celebrating, and whoever you’re celebrating with, Happy Epsteinmas everyone. The U.K. opened its present early and got rid of a royal.
December 19, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Just gone midnight here so I’ll say it now. However you’re celebrating, and whoever you’re celebrating with, Happy Epsteinmas everyone. The U.K. opened its present early and got rid of a royal.
Look. While I’m not saying I’d use Comic Sans for all my correspondence. I’m just saying it would be nice to live in a society where it’s not judged as harshly as it is. That’s all 🤷🏻♂️
December 10, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Look. While I’m not saying I’d use Comic Sans for all my correspondence. I’m just saying it would be nice to live in a society where it’s not judged as harshly as it is. That’s all 🤷🏻♂️
Ungrateful, rebellious, tax dodging bastards.
Happy thanksgiving guys. I don’t think your new king is much better than your last one if I’m being honest.
Happy thanksgiving guys. I don’t think your new king is much better than your last one if I’m being honest.
November 27, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Ungrateful, rebellious, tax dodging bastards.
Happy thanksgiving guys. I don’t think your new king is much better than your last one if I’m being honest.
Happy thanksgiving guys. I don’t think your new king is much better than your last one if I’m being honest.
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People who "create" AI slop should be forced to consume only AI slop and not be allowed to watch, read or listen to anything made by a human. Let them wallow in the cesspit of their creation.
November 27, 2025 at 10:55 AM
People who "create" AI slop should be forced to consume only AI slop and not be allowed to watch, read or listen to anything made by a human. Let them wallow in the cesspit of their creation.
Mark Kelly is gonna be the one they put up for 2028 y’know. Former Astronaut becoming President is straight out of a Michael Bay movie AND he eats a special kind of paint to make his shit come out red, white and blue.
Murican hero, directly targeted by the villain. Seems inevitable.
He’d walk it.
Murican hero, directly targeted by the villain. Seems inevitable.
He’d walk it.
November 25, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Mark Kelly is gonna be the one they put up for 2028 y’know. Former Astronaut becoming President is straight out of a Michael Bay movie AND he eats a special kind of paint to make his shit come out red, white and blue.
Murican hero, directly targeted by the villain. Seems inevitable.
He’d walk it.
Murican hero, directly targeted by the villain. Seems inevitable.
He’d walk it.
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November 22, 2025 at 5:18 PM
“I want you to realize that that dog that hasn't barked is trump” - Jeffrey Epstein.
What on earth could he have been “barking” about?
What on earth could he have been “barking” about?
November 12, 2025 at 3:33 PM
“I want you to realize that that dog that hasn't barked is trump” - Jeffrey Epstein.
What on earth could he have been “barking” about?
What on earth could he have been “barking” about?
Unsurprising. But also deeply awful that these people would congregate together at social events for young women and girls and probably just talk about weird pedo shit.
October 28, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Unsurprising. But also deeply awful that these people would congregate together at social events for young women and girls and probably just talk about weird pedo shit.
Only title Andrew Albert Christian Edward Mountbatten-Windsor can now claim…
Nonce.
Now fucking do the rest of the parasitic inbred bastards.
Nonce.
Now fucking do the rest of the parasitic inbred bastards.
October 17, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Only title Andrew Albert Christian Edward Mountbatten-Windsor can now claim…
Nonce.
Now fucking do the rest of the parasitic inbred bastards.
Nonce.
Now fucking do the rest of the parasitic inbred bastards.
My battered heart was stupid enough to hope that this sham of an “agreement” would at least make it to a week without being broken by the IOF.
October 14, 2025 at 8:58 AM
My battered heart was stupid enough to hope that this sham of an “agreement” would at least make it to a week without being broken by the IOF.
White House staff doing a last minute sweep for ketchup bottles.
October 10, 2025 at 9:42 AM
White House staff doing a last minute sweep for ketchup bottles.
Uh… by releasing the files?
October 9, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Uh… by releasing the files?
Be funny if his name’s Mario.
September 11, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Be funny if his name’s Mario.
His kids were there, apparently.
September 10, 2025 at 10:24 PM
His kids were there, apparently.
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September 10, 2025 at 6:59 PM
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Gorn in 60 seconds.
Gorn with the Wind.
Gorn Without A Cause.
September 6, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Gorn in 60 seconds.
I miss the days when the biggest thing pissing society off was U2 forcing to have one of their albums for free.
September 2, 2025 at 8:50 AM
I miss the days when the biggest thing pissing society off was U2 forcing to have one of their albums for free.
Patton Oswalt playing a Vulcan called “Doug” is one of new favourite things about Star Trek.
Four and a half Vulcans is a fucking belter of an episode. #SNW
Four and a half Vulcans is a fucking belter of an episode. #SNW
August 28, 2025 at 10:09 AM
Patton Oswalt playing a Vulcan called “Doug” is one of new favourite things about Star Trek.
Four and a half Vulcans is a fucking belter of an episode. #SNW
Four and a half Vulcans is a fucking belter of an episode. #SNW
Jesus! He looks rougher than a badgers arsehole. I hope he’s dying. I hope he announces it to his cult and sends them all a bottle of Trump Vodka so they can do a final toast to him. We’ll warn them all, obviously.
They won’t listen, obviously.
They won’t listen, obviously.
August 24, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Jesus! He looks rougher than a badgers arsehole. I hope he’s dying. I hope he announces it to his cult and sends them all a bottle of Trump Vodka so they can do a final toast to him. We’ll warn them all, obviously.
They won’t listen, obviously.
They won’t listen, obviously.