I’m just going to tell the story. Back in 2000 I was volunteering for the Gore campaign when he came along with Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Alfre Woodard and Dule Hill to a GOTV event here in MN. He ended up sitting down across from me stuffing his envelopes.

Stream is down 😕

We elected the TV rich guy to make us rich and now all his friends from TV land are here, squatting torpidly in the halls of power, farting out newsletters and videos about how we all suck. In a sense they're right I guess

What onomatopoeia do you and the nuns use for laser guns then?

The link in the initial card I saw was wrong, it was anisota.com/harvest instead of .net

Are you Leisure Suit Larry?

Nah, you can cook them right from the freezer

What is cat-5?

Oof, that Socks

I think they're OK

There are new reasons to convert to Catholicism!

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Any recommendations on exactly how to bonk myself for these results? I broke my leg and shredded my MCL a couple months ago and I gotta say it's only made my life much worse, I'm willing to try something new!